I know you probably worked really hard over the past few days coming up with a suitable portmanteau for the Selena Gomez / Taylor Lautner romance, so I hate to tell you that you probably won’t be using the words ‘Taylena’ or ‘Seletay’ anytime soon. Which is probably a good thing because they both sound like some kind of tapas involving chickpeas and raw fish.
E! online is reporting that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are “just friends.” Selena’s Wizards of Waverly Place co-star, Jennifer Stone, insists that, “Just because they’re hanging out together doesn’t mean they’re dating, you know…They’re just friends. She’s friends with guys!” Which is a good point. I’d look like the wildest whore this side of the Mississippi if every time I hung out with a guy friend people assumed I was dating him.
Still, I don’t usually jump on the backs of doods that I don’t have a least a little non-platonic interest in. Actually, I don’t usually jump on the backs of any doods anymore, but 16 year old me totally would have.
In other Twilight coupling news, Ashley Greene recently denied that she’s dating Jackson Rathbone, but smirked and stuttered a little bit when she did so. Her publicist then wandered up and said that the two “seriously” weren’t dating, which could either mean “they seriously aren’t dating” OR “they aren’t dating seriously” — which are two completely different things.
saylor is the obvious nickname choice here.
I think that’s not true. Taylor has said like a million times that he has a crush on her, and he even went to introduce himself at LAX a while ago when Selena was there too. U can’t be really friends with a guy who obviously has the biggest crush on you, because he wants something more than friendship :).
sounds like the plot of New Moon… heh
Plus, Jennifer Stone also denied that Selena was dating Nick Jonas, and we all know they were really dating. I like Jennifer, but I feel like she always tries to get publicity by Selena’s love life.
since when do you rely on E!…?
They look like siblings…same faces almost.
“Goatner”
bahahhahahaha
I seriously hope their not dating cuz i have my heart set on that kid
I hope their not dating.
I have my heart set on that kid.
So Selena Ho-Mez can just back off!
I agree
“Ho-Mez”… that killed me! LOL!
omg i sooo agree ( i feel so bad saying that tho)
SOOOOO RIGHT! hate selena ho-mez because of this…
shes taking all the cute ones!!
taylor would NEVER like u so get back 2 reality so u back of ok!!! i hope the stay 2gether!!! TAYLENA 4EVER!!! and btw she ISNT A HOE!!
selena gomez is always throwing herself at people.
ummm…. ii thinkk that they might not be dating? because like heaps of sources have said stuff about taylor saying stuff which have some back untrue.
e.g. sources Twist and pop mags said that taylor couldn’t date til he was 28:O then he revealed it was a joke….
and also, even if they are dating why anyone care? its there lifee
TAYLOR + SELENA should live ehtt! sometimes i dont think that they want the publicity! so dont give ehtt:D
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I’m in love with this website and it’s the first time I’ve ever read it. (I’m brazilian, so…)
I love the way you write, for real! ?_?
Excellent work, Kelly.
I hate “Taylena”, as well. Not only the name, but the whole idea of it.
That ‘Ho-mez’ (like our friend said above) is really cleaver, isn’t she?
“The Jonas Brothers” on the spot light – suddenlly she is dating Nick.
“Twilight – Taylor Lautner” – WTF? Some pleople do anything for free publicity. Shame on her! Using the poor boys.
I bet she tried Robert first, if she could even get to him. ‘¬¬
Go back to the sewer where you came from “Ho-Mez”!
XOXO,
Lola.
You are so right! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. BTW, Taylor’s mine!!! >_< i totally hate taylena! I like Selena. She’s nice, her music is OKAY and her acting is awesome. but shes been taking all the cutest boys lately… I CANT STAND THAT!!!!!!!!!!
I’m in love with this website and it’s the first time I’ve ever read it. (I’m brazilian, so…)
I love the way you write, for real! ?_?
Excellent work, Kelly.
I hate “Taylena”, as well. Not only the name, but the whole idea of it.
That ‘Ho-mez’ (like our friend said above) is really cleaver, isn’t she?
“The Jonas Brothers” on the spot light – suddenlly she is dating Nick.
“Twilight – Taylor Lautner” – WTF? Some pleople do anything for free publicity. Shame on her! Using the poor boys.
I bet she tried Robert first, if she could even get to him. ‘¬¬
Go back to the sewer where you came from “Ho-Mez”!
XOXO,
Lola.
Omg! I totally agree with you Lola! God, I can’t stand Selena Gomez! [No offense to SELENA HO-MEZ fans] Taylor && her look as if they’re both related ie: brother && sister! Ew! && anyway, I think that a Disney Star dating a TWILIGHT Star is majorly WRONG! She’s just jumping on any boy! Ok, she can date NICK but NO WAY TAYLOR! The whole “Taylena” name isn’t right… :@
ok so i read a few other comments and thought, why is it that she is dating all the BIG stars or beginning to be big? first nick jonas ( who we all know is SUPER big) and then taylor lautner is is going to get HUGE once new moon comes out.
wow! i so agree with you! i regret voting for selena gomez in all of the polls i have answered. :'(
i hope they’re just friends.
i hope their just friends cuz i love him so much
I dont like selena gomez for him cuz nick broke up with her for some really bad reason and i dont want taylor to get his heart broken
they do look like brother and sister with different dads
Okk i am soo happy that taylor and selena (taylena) are not going out cuzz he just seems way to good for her. She is just wayy too full of herself! I love taylor and i wouldnt want him to get hurt!!
they would be an awesome pair
Shut t fuk up! Im a ge.
well i think that they are not going out….taylor likes someone else and by the way Taylor is way a better person than selena…he deserves someone else!
i am so glad they are not going out…Selena does not deserve some good person and inocent like Taylor Lautner…..I dont hate selena i just dont think they make a good couple!
I am glad that they are not going out…i think Selena does not make good couple with Taylor..i dont hate selena but i dont want Taylor to be heartbroken.
Selena is a bad, BAD GIRL who deserves to be with bad boys with big cocks that satisfy her horny lusts. My prick always stands ready to service her needs.
Yeahhh!!! Ho-Mez…go back where you came from!!! when at first i saw her…well, anyway…i know we all have like the biggest crush on Taylor, and she, like, ruins the moment for us! I saw them both on lots of pictures and, im, like, heartbroken! >_< and Dicspitz, whatever your name is, why dnt u meet her and take her away, huh? hahah only joking, but sounds like a very tempting action,…^_^
TAYLOR DOES’NT DISERVE SELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
selena could get a better option like nick………………
i mean he’s cute and NELENA sounds better than TAYLENA
i luv selena but taylor …………………………………
good. im happy
OMGwho would guess.BIGGEST FAN
All of yall need to CALM DOWN. Oh well if shes taking the ‘cutest boys’ it’s not like YOUR going to get them. Get back to to reality. Is she a stripper, dress like it or have sex with lots of boys?? NO. So shes not a hoe. So stop calling he Selena Ho-mez
Selena=#1
Selena FTW