This weekend, everyone’s favorite human ashtray, Amy Winehouse, was granted a court order banning paparazzi from coming within 100 yards of her north London home to take pictures of her. Which is okay with me, because unless crack has a home delivery service, she’s got to leave there sometime.
Upon hearing the court’s decision, Amy was so overcome by methamphetamine fumes joy that she passed right the hell out. Actually, she was in a different country and probably had no idea what was happening in the courts back in England… or anywhere, for that matter.
The trouble-plagued British songbird was hospitalized for dehydration on Friday in St. Lucia, where she’s headlining the annual jazz festival next week.
Her spokesman confirms that Amy spent the night in the hospital after fainting at her Caribbean home. He said that prior to passing out, she was “running around” with children and failed to drink enough water.
Headlining the Jazz Festival?? Oh, that’s right! When she’s not accidentally tipping over pots of half-cooked ready rock and horribly burning herself, she makes music or something sometimes. I had completely forgotten.
I love Amy. It sucks that some of the most talented fall into the septic tank of addiction. Hopefully, she will find the help and support! that she needs to fight the battle.
I agree! But I find it annoying that someone, the media, the PR firms? never accurately report the full extent of celebrities self destructiveness. Maybe any thinking person can more or less figure out that Amy keeps o.d.ing, or is starving herself, or both, but why is it that celebrities seem to be the only people on the planet who have to be hospitalized for “exhaustion” and “dehydration” (and blaming it on playing with children?!!!!!!!)? How stupid do they think the public is? Very, obviously.
Who were these children that Amy was running around with?
Her talent is remarkable, but sadly so is the drama that accompanies her life …
Can anyone else see a face in that burn???
Argh
Yes, I can see a face too.
It’s J.J.’s (from Good Times) profile.
“He said that prior to passing out, she was “running around” with children and failed to drink enough water.”
LOL I loved that they added the “with children” thing to make her sound so innocent.
Of course drug dealers do home delivery! Especially to celebs I would think.
I’m just really glad I’m not best friends with a super skinny celebrity. Photos such as these would pretty much kill me.