

I promise you, I'm not working on some Twitter theme today. It's just working out that way-everything I want to talk about somehow leads back to that useless social network.
In the past few weeks there have been a couple sightings of Miley Cyrus having lunch with her ex, boy bander Nick Jonas. Could this white-hot yet chaste love affair be back on again? According to Miley, no. And I know I'm repeating myself here, but she has documented it all on Twitter.
Listen, I don't know who...
It's bad enough that you can't bring your own bottled water on a flight-unless you're willing to pay four dollars for the much safer Poland Springs crap that is for sale within the terminal, of course. But now, apparently you can't bring your own body art either.
Joel Madden was forced to cover up his tattoos before boarding a British Airways flight this weekend. He gave in to the man and put on a long sleeve shirt and of course documented the whole thing on Twitter.
Was just told by a b...
I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future.
In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...
Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to a Jackson, Mississippi hospital last night to be at the side of her boyfriend and father of her 10 month old child, Casey Aldridge, who was in critical condition after being involved in a nasty traffic accident.
Aldridge was driving home at 1:30 a.m. Sunday when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading...
My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl's waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob.
Those childi...
The five of you out there who still watch The Real World might recognize the male Snuggie model pictured above as Scott Herman from the recent Brooklyn-based incarnation of the show. Snuggie has plans to release new, collegiate versions of their completely unnecessary line of creepy cult wear, and has released these advertisements of the new products. Good for him that he was able to parlay his brush with reality TV stardom into such a lucrative endorsement deal.
I still love watching their infomercial...
Remember these disturbing pictures of an emaciated Lindsay shopping with sister Ali last week? They've raised concerns amongst some medical professionals-- at least amongst the ones who have diet books to promote.
Lohan, a native of Merrick who is coping with the recent end of her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, was photographed in a cream halter-neck sun dress looking, in the words of one New York medical professional, "like she walked out of a concentration camp."
"It's really depressing to me th...