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Miley Cyrus Tweets About Her Sex Ex Life

57272329mileycyrus4272009101523am-1 I promise you, I'm not working on some Twitter theme today.  It's just working out that way-everything I want to talk about somehow leads back to that useless social network. In the past few weeks there have been a couple sightings of Miley Cyrus having lunch with her ex, boy bander Nick Jonas.  Could this white-hot yet chaste love affair be back on again?  According to Miley, no.  And I know I'm repeating myself here, but she has documented it all on Twitter. Listen, I don't know who...

British Airways Does Their Part To Make The Skies A Little Safer

56425029joelmadden427200992836am-1 It's bad enough that you can't bring your own bottled water on a flight-unless you're willing to pay four dollars for the much safer Poland Springs crap that is for sale within the terminal, of course.  But now, apparently you can't bring your own body art either. Joel Madden was forced to cover up his tattoos before boarding a British Airways flight this weekend.  He gave in to the man and put on a long sleeve shirt and of course documented the whole thing on Twitter. Was just told by a b...

Beyonce Claims the Box Office!

Beyonce Knowles at Obsessed Premiere, Pictures Photos Despite getting terrible reviews, Beyonce's new flick, Obsessed, was easily the top dog at the box office this weekend, bringing in an impressive $28.5. The film co-stars Idris Elba and Ali Larter. I'm not a huge Beyonce fan, but I'll probably wind up renting this movie at some point just because I'm in love with Ali Larter. Zac Efron scooted into second place with 17 Again, which brought in $11.7M in its second weekend. It looks like Fighting and The Soloist will take third and fourth...

Iceland Elects World’s First Openly Gay Prime Minister

Johanna Sigurdardottir of Iceland, World's First Gay Prime Minister I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future. In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...

I ::Heart:: the Paparazzi (Oh and Jessica Alba Got a Speeding Ticket)

Jessica Alba got pulled over for a minor traffic ticket this weekend, and it was caught on tape, but definitely the best part of this vid is listening to the paparazzi be assholes to each other. If you've never had the opportunity to watch a bunch of paparazzi in a group, it's an experience not to be missed. They're always like this. Seriously if you make a trip to LA, don't bother actually eating at the Ivy (it's overpriced and the food sucks), just stand outside and listen to the paparazzi talk shit to each other. It's hilarious. /> Jessica Alba got pulled over for a minor traffic ticket this weekend, and it was caught on tape, but definitely the best part of this vid is listening to the paparazzi be assholes to each other. If you've never had the opportunity to watch a bunch of paparazzi in a group, it's an experience not to be missed. They're always like this. Seriously if you make a trip to LA, don't bother actually eating at the Ivy (it's overpriced and the food sucks), just stand outside and listen to the paparazzi t...

Pull the String and She Sings and Dances

Unlucky (or lucky, depending on how you feel about that kind of thing) audience members at Britney's Anaheim, California concert were treated to a nice up-skirt shot of Britney's braided cotton Tampax string, dangling from her underwear. From detached hair extensions to microphone mishaps, it seems like every stop on this tour has had its own unique mini-disaster. Nonetheless, I find it amazing that she could sing or dance while dealing with her period. There aren't many people--myself in...

Jamie Lynn Spears’ Boyfriend Hospitalized

Casey Aldridge, Father of Jamie Lynn Spears' Child in Car Accident Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to a Jackson, Mississippi hospital last night to be at the side of her boyfriend and father of her 10 month old child, Casey Aldridge, who was in critical condition after being involved in a nasty traffic accident. Aldridge was driving home at 1:30 a.m. Sunday when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading...

Chevy Chase Cups Some Hilary Duff Sideboob

Chevy Chase Fondles Hilary Duff Tribecca Film Festival Stay Cool My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl's waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob. Those childi...

Life in ‘The Real World’ Means Peddling Snuggies to Pay the Bills

Real World Brooklyn Scott Herman Snuggie The five of you out there who still watch The Real World might recognize the male Snuggie model pictured above as Scott Herman from the recent Brooklyn-based incarnation of the show. Snuggie has plans to release new, collegiate versions of their completely unnecessary line of creepy cult wear, and has released these advertisements of the new products. Good for him that he was able to parlay his brush with reality TV stardom into such a lucrative endorsement deal. I still love watching their infomercial...

Medical Professional Says Lindsay “Looks Like She Just Walked Out of a Concentration Camp.”

Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Anorexic Again, Pictures Photos Remember these disturbing pictures of an emaciated Lindsay shopping with sister Ali last week? They've raised concerns amongst some medical professionals-- at least amongst the ones who have diet books to promote. Lohan, a native of Merrick who is coping with the recent end of her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, was photographed in a cream halter-neck sun dress looking, in the words of one New York medical professional, "like she walked out of a concentration camp." "It's really depressing to me th...

Public Service Announcement

We all know by now that a certain "celebrity" (and I use the word here in absolutely the loosest sense possible) couple got married this weekend. The internet is littered with articles warning us that we should now live in fear of the day when they will combine the best aspects of their genetic material to produce vapid, attractive, little blonde music-murdering douche babies. You've probably already read three or four articles about them, so in the interest of the public good, I'm staging an intervention. I'm here to remind you that it's hockey playoff season. You'd do well by yourself to avoid reading any more articles about that unholy union and watch hockey instead. Or even basketball, if that's your thing. For my part, I promise that (for today at least) this page shall not pollute the internet with one more article about their tying the knot. I do what I can. />We all know by now that a certain "celebrity" (and I use the word here in absolutely the loosest sense possible) couple got married this weekend. The internet is littered with articles warning us that we should now live in fear of the day when they will combine the best aspects of their genetic material to produce vapid, attractive, little blonde music-murdering douche babies. You've probably already read three or four articles about them, so in the interest of the public good, I'm staging an i...
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