So Beet emails me today and says, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Do you want to cover this Julia Roberts story? I know you have issues with her." Isn't she the politest Managing Editor yet? What she really means is that I have a completely irrational, illogical and completely inappropriate level of hatred for eighty percent of Hollywood including Julia Roberts.
In my defense, I don't hate for the sake of hate. Julia Roberts is a trout-mouthed homewrecker. And not just a homewrecker...
So Beet emails me today and says, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Do you want to cover this Julia Roberts story? I know you have issues with her." Isn't she the politest Managing Editor yet? What she really means is that I have a completely irrational, illogical and completely inappropriate level of hatred for eighty percent of Hollywood including Julia Roberts.
In my defense, I don't hate for the sake of hate. Julia Roberts is a trout-mouthed homewrecker. And not just a homewrecker...
While Taylor Lautner's rubbing all up on Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart is quickly putting to rest any rumors that she's still banging co-star Robert Pattinson: She spent the weekend all up on her actor boyfriend, Michael Angarano, while she's in Vancouver filming Twilight.
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Major UPGRADE for Selena Gomez, who used to date one of those greasy Jonas Brothers (I don't know which one and it doesn't matter) and is now rumored to be swapping totally virginal spit with Twilight hottie Taylor Lautner. The two are both filming flicks in Vancouver right now, and photogs have spotted them out and about on more than one occasion, although they always do their best to hide from the cameras.
When they had a break from filming (him New Moon and her Beezus and Ramona), Lautn...
Now here's an interesting story:
Last week, a glitch in the Apple software allowed fans a glimpse at which contestants are selling the most "Idol" downloads -- studio versions of the contestants' live performances -- on iTunes each week.
iTunes sales figures have long been kept secret at the insistence of "Idol" producers, who were concerned that sales figures might give away the relative rankings in the popular votes ...
Not suprisingly, the leader -- by far -- is front-runner Adam La...
Complete and total adorableness!
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz -- who's lost all her baby weight and THEN SOME -- carries little Bronx Mowgli out of a London hotel and onto a tour bus. Ash and Bronx are accompanying Pete Wentz on the Fall Out Boy tour. I guess Ashlee finished filming the Melrose Place pilot that probably won't get picked up?
At least she has a precious little kiddo!!!
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I didn't think it were possible for me to love Dakota Fanning any more than I already do, but it's happened.
These pics of Dakota at prom have been circulating the Internet. And as if it weren't already cool enough that Dakota Fanning went to prom, you might notice that the dress looks a little familiar. It should. It's the same dress she wore to the premiere of Coraline.
Oh, Dakota. Is no one safe from this crumbling economy?
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This pic is making the Internet rounds today -- it's Megan Fox and a 23-inch corsetted waist wandering around the set of her new film, the comic-book adaptation Jonah Hex.
I remember in college me and my friends were obsessed with these people who were obsessed with corsetting. I know that sounds weird, but someone found all these websites that were about corsetting where these women pretty much dedicated their lives to wearing tighter and tighter corsets until they looked totally disgust...
I often wonder if the people at RadarOnline are just nuts-because who really lives their life like this- but then I remember it's Paris and read on. They are reporting that a huge brawl broke out over...Paris' rack. And again, I felt the same feeling I experience multiple times every day and thought to myself, "Wait-didn't I write this already?" And I did.
So, yeah, some dude grabbed Paris' rack, bottle throwing and general melee-like activity ensued while Paris danced on a table to...
"I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust. Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body -- I'd be lying if I didn't want to have sex with her six times a day...I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half."
Dean McDermott explaining a toast he made to his wife in which he said, "to the sex we used to have," which referred to the daily half-dozen carnal interactions that used to occur betwe...
Last night was the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past world premiere. The basic premise of the movie is that Matthew McConaughey's character is visited from past girlfriends. Sigh-did I really even need to tell you that? And it makes me wonder how good a movie is when you can glean the Christmas Carol-like plot just from the title.
Anyway, in addition to McConaughey and his hot girlfriend Camila Alves appearing, his co-star Jennifer Garner was also there looking post-baby fab.
Michael Dougla...
Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen's Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock. Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse? I can totally see her supporting the strip club...but a steakhouse? I'm sure there's some "piece of meat" joke in there somewhere.
I'm convinced that Samantha's lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked ...