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Wanda Sykes Lands Late-Night Gig!

wanda_sykes Congrats to funny lady Wanda Sykes, who is finalizing a deal with Fox for a Saturday late-night show. The hourlong show, slated to premiere in the fall, will succeed the recently canceled sketch comedy show "MadTV." It will be topical, featuring a panel of recurring guests sparring over issues concerning politics as well as pop culture. Sykes will appear in field segments as well. Thank goodness! Late night television NEEDS more women, not more Jimmy Kimmels. I ::heart:: Wanda Sykes, and I'm so exci...

It’s a Boy for Scott Wolf and Real World Wife!

scott_kelley Every now and then it is re-brought to my attention that Scott Wolf married that chick Kelley from Real World: New Orleans, and every time I'm like, "Wait, really?" What is it with Real World chicks getting these hot famous dudes? Jacinda Barrett married Gabriel Macht, too! In my youth, I never thought it would be wise to audition for The Real World, lest I actually get chosen, but if it meant I could land a hottie like Scott Wolf, maybe I would have reconsidered. Kelley gave birth to a h...

Heidi Montag Is Hurting Me

Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag's new single, "Look How I'm Doing," on his morning radio show today. Really, Heidi? You're going to call this song "Look How I'm Doing"??? Do you want us to respond? /> Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag's new single, "Look How I'm Doing," on his morning radio show today. Really, Heidi? You're going to call this song "Look How I'm Doing"??? Do you want us to respond? ...

Caption This!

kellyosborne-1 I'm thinking something along the lines of, "Time to get back to rehab."  Kelly Osbourne and her fiance, Luke Worrall frightening innocent bystanders walking down the street in Miami. You know, I reported about Kelly's engagement a few months ago.  I may have mentioned her impending divorce before the ring was even back from being sized at the jewelers.  I'm ashamed.  But the good news?  Kelly has no intention of actually tying the knot for another five years.  That's a good thing since ...

O.J. Simpson’s Girlfriend Better Hope His Conviction Isn’t Overturned

5774091christieprody412009115648am-1 O.J. Simpson's lady isn't standing by her man.  Since he started serving his thirty-three year sentence in December, Christie Prody moved from their Miami home to Fargo, North Dakota.  I'm willing to bet that dealing with deadly floods is more appealing than living with a murderer.  I mean, I don't want to say that shacking up with O.J. Simpson qualifies as hard living, but his girlfriend was only twenty-nine when this picture was taken.  Aged. According to the Enquirer, when O.J. foun...

Britney’s New Candie’s Commercial

Here's a sneak preview at Britney Muh Bitch Of A Pussy Keeps Fallin' Out Spears' new Candie's ad.  Every time I see Candie's, I think of Daisy Duke-not the shorts, the chick from Dukes of Hazzard.  Which makes me think of Jessica Simpson.  Which makes me think of Chicken of the Sea tuna.  Which makes me think of Brit. It's an amazing universe. [gallery]...

Bridget Moynahan Not Happy About Gisele’s Comments Regarding “It”

16149735bridgetmoynahan41200994736am-1 Bridget Moynahan is pissed about Gisele Bundchen's "The Boy Is Mine," statement in May's Vanity Fair.  She's not letting on though; she's letting her friends do all the talking. One of her close friends, who you know was totally reading off index cards that Bridget wrote out for her, said, "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even...

Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer Would Have Been So Much More Into You If Only You Had Gonads

If there are two people on this planet that I'd like to talk about less than Perez Hilton and John Mayer, I don't know who they are. However, this must be discussed. Last year, my least favorite non- blogger made the media rounds, letting everyone know that in December, 2006 he (allegedly!) made out with John Mayer. Tongue kissing-five minutes-Perez and John Mayer while Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer's crotch. I'm no fan of Perez but I totally believed this story based on the level of deta...

What Does Jimmy Fallon See in Fat Arms??

16641957fallon41200924636am Jimmy took his wife, Fat Arms, to a party for the launch of TOPSHOP in NYC, and she looked like ... that. This is not a rare occurrence. Fat Arms has a knack for buying her red carpet clothes at Target. (Please don't get me wrong. I love Target. I would live in a Target if they'd allow it. But I'd go somewhere else to buy my clothes for fashion-related red carpet events.) The shoes are ALL WRONG for that dress, and she would have been better going without a belt than choosing a belt that soooo d...

Idol Top 9: Who Goes Home?

All in all, this is easily the strongest, most charismatic group of Idol finalists I've ever seen. Hands down. My heart belongs to Alison Iraheta and Adam Lambert, who I think are both just so naturally brilliant on stage. And I love that Alison played at least a little bit of the guitar. It's frustrating to me to see all these men parading out on the stage and commanding an instrument while the women stay behind the mic. I feel like it furthers the perception that men are competent musicians, while women are just a pretty face with a pretty voice and a microphone. (This is true of Megan Joy Buttcork, but it's not a general rule in the world.) If these girls can play instruments, I wanna see it! I'm impressed Alison had the balls to do that at such a young age. She's a big career waiting to happen if she can land the right managers. Kris Whatsisname grew on me tonight. Not enough to remember his last name, but still. I liked him. And Justin Timberlake 2.0 did fantastic, I thought, no matter what the judges said. I honestly forgot Anoop had performed. At the end of the show I was like, "Wait! They didn't do Anoop!" I had to rewind to see his performance and remember what he'd sang. He was that forgettable. Lil Rounds is gorgeous and talented and has great stage presence. Her shtick just bores me, though. That's more an issue of my taste. I don't think she's doing anything wrong. I just never get excited when she comes on. Danny Gokey, too. He's fantastic. He just doesn't do anything for me. I was never into Chris Daughtrey, and it's a similar style. I feel like there are a thousand dudes in Hollywood who can do that schtick every bit as well. So who do you guys think is going home tomorrow? I think it's Megan Joy Buttcork. I hope it is. My guess is that the bottom three will be Scott, Megan and Anoop, and Megan will go. />All in all, this is easily the strongest, most charismatic group of Idol finalists I've ever seen. Hands down. My heart belongs to Alison Iraheta and Adam Lambert, who I think are both just so naturally brilliant on stage. And I love that Alison played at least a little bit of the guitar. It's frustrating to me to see all these men parading out on the stage and commanding an instrument while the women stay behind the mic. I feel like it furthers the perception that men are competent musicians, while wo...
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