This is shaping up to be a lovely Friday! Kelly should feel so grateful for the rash of "Madonna Goes Crazy, Eats Cheese," stories that will surely be out to press this weekend. Okay, I don't know if this newest blow is of the "consume dairy" category, but it is pretty serious. Madonna's secret pain? She didn't get her way.
As you know, Madge has been in Malawi for the adoption hearing of a little girl, Chifundo "Mercy" James. Wednesday, Madonna's lawyer, Alan Chinula stated that...
This is shaping up to be a lovely Friday! Kelly should feel so grateful for the rash of "Madonna Goes Crazy, Eats Cheese," stories that will surely be out to press this weekend. Okay, I don't know if this newest blow is of the "consume dairy" category, but it is pretty serious. Madonna's secret pain? She didn't get her way.
As you know, Madge has been in Malawi for the adoption hearing of a little girl, Chifundo "Mercy" James. Wednesday, Madonna's lawyer, Alan Chinula stated that...
Time of death: April 2, 2009
The final episode of ER aired tonight, and I didn't watch it. This is in keeping with my "No, I Don't Watch ER" life motto that I've had in place since about, oh, 1997.
But I do have questions. Was Eriq LaSalle in it? Were they able to remove that annoying 'q' from his name and, after seven hours of wrist-wringing surgery, transform it into a viable acting carer? No? Because Eriq was pretty clear about it in his contract.
ER was a big part of my life duri...
There were surprisingly few A-listers at the LA premiere of the new Hannah Montana flick. I'm not sure if they just weren't invited or if they just didn't want to come because it's a stupid movie that Miley's too old to be doing at this point anyway. Miley was there, looking relatively unhappy about the whole business, and I do wish they'd stop doing lip injections on a 16-year-old.
Thank GOODNESS Taylor Swift was looking fabulous as usual! She stole the show!
Also there: Teri Hatcher...
Look a little familiar? Just a little?
This sorta-celeb was at the Apple Store in NYC Wednesday night promoting his new indie flick.
Do you know who he is? Think real hard.
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Jennifer Lopez went leather-tastic for the NYC opening of TOPSHOP, sporting a tiny black dress underneath. Hubby Marc Anthony was by her side. I think Wendie and I should bet money on them. She's so sure they're splitsville, and I'm so sure they're for real. I think if they don't announce a break-up by the end of 2009, Wendie has to work a week for free. Either that or she has to cover every single story about Jennifer Aniston's love life in 2010. She'll do a week for free, I guarantee ya.
Als...
We don't see much of the beautiful Liz Hurley these days, but the 43-year-old made an appearance in Oxfordshire today -- along with some much younger women -- to launch her new boutique. Proceeds from sales of special pink bikinis and sarongs will go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation.
She's certainly aging naturally, and I love that about her. It doesn't look like there's been a ton of work done. But I guess if you're Liz Hurley, there's not much need to do a lot of work. When I'm her age...
Yesterday we had some hot sexy firemen for those of us who get all tingly for men -- today we're doing a little something for the folks who like titties. The soon-to-be-married Kendra Wilkinson (stop snickering) did a sexy under-the-covers photo shoot recently and posted a few of the shots on her blog. She's even showing off her bling!
I've uploaded the full-size photos, so if you click on the thumbnails and then click again on the photo, you can get even more up close and personal with K...
GASP!!!!
There is cheating on your significant other. There is cheating on your hairstylist. There is cheating on your real estate agent. There is -- and I'm trying to perfect this art right now -- cheating on your taxes. These are things that are widely accepted in Hollywood.
But THEN there is CHEATING ON YOUR OWN TANNING PRODUCT. And that is a no-no line that Lindsay Lohan has just CROSSED with a VENGEANCE. I'm in shock. I'm just speechless. I'm so disappointed in you, Puss.
The out-of-wo...
Jessica Alba has sworn off consuming anything white. Personally, this just sounds like an excuse to avoid oral, but what do I know? No potatoes, rice, white sugar or flour. Basically, she is removing the will to live, one entree at a time. No wonder she's such a miserable bitch. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You cannot be happy without tater tots in your world.
She's even insisting that people do not eat white foods in her presence or even bring them into her home....
Don't fuck with Miz Madge!!!
Madonna's nanny, 29-year-old Angela, gave her notice of resignation recently, and, instead of being allowed to complete her time with the star, she was fired on the spot.
"Angela is distraught," says a source. "Madonna told her the news two hours before she was due to go on her annual month-long leave ... All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough. If you work for Madonna you are on call 24 hours a day, ...
When news hit yesterday that Travis and Shanna Moakler had once again split up, sources said that Shanna was cheating on Travis with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital. Now Shanna has hit the Internet to tell her side of the story on her MySpace blog, claiming that she found romantic emails from other women sent to Travis. Ladies, ladies, ladies. When will you learn? It is NEVER a good idea to go through your man's email. You'll never like what you find.
Travis and I were very muc...
Oh, Dina Lohan. She is every bit the mother I'm so thankful I don't have.
Last night Dina, Lindsay and Ali were doing coke out on the town. They arrived at Hollywood nightclub Villa and were turned away at the door. Why? Because Ali Lohan is fifteen years old, that's why! The door dude said, "No," and Dina replied with the so overused and tired inquiry, "Do you know who I am?" Big sister Linds, who should not be pointing out anyone's mistakes to anyone, chimed in, "You're making a ...