

The sleazy bag of human excrement pictured above-- 41-year old Alex DeSilva, choreographer for Fox's So You Think You Can Dance-- has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of sexual assault that took place between May 2003 and March 2009.
The four victims in this case were all students of DeSilva at the time of the assaults. The victims alleged that he lured them to his homes in North Hollywood and Van Nuys. He then used a ruse to get them into his bedroom where he raped them...
Bail has been set at $3.8 million doll...
I've publicly expressed my theory that Paris Hitlon is a "human" who is slowly but surely turning into a robot-- further evidence of which can be found here and here. But I think I might have been a bit off in that accusation. She might be a robot that is slowly but surely turning into a human.
Here, we see Paris at this Friday's launch of the new JC Penney clothing line I <3 Ronson, sporting her new hand, stolen from the grave of a 60-year-old British man and attached to her metal endoskeleton by an android necromancer. I like how they used a lovely lucite w...
Farrah Fawcett has been hospitalized and is in critical but stable condition in an L.A. area hospital. The former Angel has been battling anal cancer since 2006 and recently returned from Germany where she was undergoing an experimental stem cell treatment. She seems to be in pretty bad shape, and has been unconscious for days. Family are gathering at her bedside, including her long-time significant other, Ryan O'Neal, and son Redmond....
Iron Chef Cat Cora is is expecting a baby — and so is her wife Jennifer.
They are both pregnant at the same time.
Both expecting boys, Jennifer, 37, will deliver in April, while Cat, 41, is due in July.
The couple’s new sons are from the same sperm donor as their older boys...the baby Cat is carrying [is] from Jennifer’s eggs. In Jennifer’s current pregnancy, both women’s embryos were transferred, so the biological mother is unknown. The couple do not to plan to conduct DNA te...
A few weeks ago, Wendie wrote a post about how Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife's twat, sending out a picture of Demi bending over in a white, distinctly hanes-her-way, creepy old men getting turned on by the underwear section of the Sears catalog style bikini. Then, her kids responded, supposedly saying they were mortified by the very public exchanges Demi and Ashton constantly send over the "micro-blogging" service.
At first I felt embarrassed for the kids, because I wouldn't want pictures of my mom's butt plastered all over the internet either. But it turns out Demi's kids don't know shit....
Johnny Depp was spotted, looking very "Valentino" (and I mean that in a derisive way) while filming on location in San Juan, Puerto Rico for his upcoming film, The Rum Diary.
Aside from the gold-rimmed glasses and "my teeth are so white cuz I got a leather face" look, I want to talk about the picture in the gallery where it looks like he's being asked by the mother of a bed-ridden girl to "lay hands" on her. I've heard of fans worshipping their favorite celebrities, but never literally.
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Services were held for Jade Goody early Friday at St. John the Baptist Church in either Buckhurst Hill or Waltham Abbey. The way English people name their towns is confusng to me, so I'm not exactly sure what the place was called.
Several moderately famous television personalities were in attendance, as well as some fans who donned bright yellow sashes emblazoned with "In loving memory of Jade," and stood on the street in front of a large projector screen displaying Jade's name and dates of...
So, remember the I <3 Ronson event I posted pictures from? Like two posts ago? Did you notice that a certain someone was conspicuously absent? Typically, you can't write "Samantha Ronson" without also writing "Lindsay Lohan"-- it's like dangling a participle... a cocaine-soaked, insane, overly dramatic participle.
But last night, at the launch party for Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney clothing line, Miss Lilo (if you're nasty) was reportedly barred from entering. Nicole Richie, Sting, Jewel, an...
I know you love checking up on washed-up rappers from the nineties as much as I do. So I dare you to come away from this post without "Gangsta's Paradise" stuck in your head all fucking day. You can't do it.
Artis Ivey Leon Jr., better known and loved as "Coolio" showed up in court Friday afternoon to plead not guilty to charges of felony drug possession and misdemeanor battery / possession of a smoking device (crackpipe) that were incurred during his March 6th arrest at Los Angeles Inte...
Josh Hartnett checked in to the hospital early Monday morning, complaining of abdominal pain severe enough that he had to go in by ambulance. And I'm willing to bet that even famous people don't prefer to go to the emergency room by ambulance unless it's serious. He was released today, but information about what caused the "flare up" is sketchy at best. According to E! Online:
The Sin City stud was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles early Monday morning for severe abdominal pain. He has since checked out.
"He is out of the hospital," Hartnett's rep, Susan Patricola, tells E! News. No further details—including the actual date of his releas...
I'm feeling tired and devastatingly un-clever. So to warm up, I'm just going to post some pictures of famous people looking like shit.
Here's the Ronson family at the I "Heart" Ronson launch party "red carpet" (red carpet courtesy of JC Penney). I'm not sure, but I think the designer, Charlotte Ronson, might have a bit of a lazy eye. I'm guessing the collection includes a lot of bold horizontal stripes that inexplicably trail off and slant down to the left when you're talking to them.
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