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Holy Shit Did You Guys Watch “House” Tonight?

Thoughts? I'm totally a shit-show over here. Crying my damn eyes out. I only watch like four shows on television, ever, and of course I pick the one that's going to leave me a sobbing wreck after a perfectly good day. Fox has a stupid website up about it (it's here, and spoiler alert), but it's, as mentioned, stupid, and I'd rather hear your thoughts here. Update: If you missed the show and wanna see what happened, full ep is available here. (Probably US-only, though.) />Thoughts? I'm totally a shit-show over here. Crying my damn eyes out. I only watch like four shows on television, ever, and of course I pick the one that's going to leave me a sobbing wreck after a perfectly good day. Fox has a stupid website up about it (it's here, and spoiler alert), but it's, as mentioned, stupid, and I'd rather hear your thoughts here. Update: If you missed the show and wanna see what happened, full ep is available here. (Probably US-only, though.) ...

Chris Brown Pleads NOT GUILTY!

chris_brown_head Holy crap! Everyone expected that he'd cop a deal by now, but no! Chris Brown has plead not guilty to two felonies -- assault and making criminal threats. However, sources say that Brown's attorney and the prosecutor are currently in heated plea negotiations. So likely there will be a plea before any of this goes to trial. As for Rihanna? Her lawyer spoke to reporters after the hearing to say that Rihanna wants this resolved as quickly as possible -- meaning, basically, that she'd like Chris to plead o...

Levi Johnston Whines About Bristol Palin to Tyra

Oh, man. That Palin family. I thought they'd stop entertaining us after this last Presidential election wrapped up, but I should have known better. Here's a clip of Levi whining to Tyra Banks about how Bristol is mean to him and won't let him take the baby anywhere. Poor Levi. He really has that "pathetic" act down pat right now. I almost feel bad for him. Almost. And I love how Tyra is just coaxing out every sob-story word of it, letting every little drop of mock-tragedy fall like water dow...

Who You Calling Unemployed???

Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar Pictures Photos Lindsay Lohan graces the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar this month. You'd think with all the Photoshopping they did on this picture, they could make her hair look slightly less like a bad wig. But no. Sources are reporting that Lindsay is furious and lashing out about the breakup. She reportedly used her private Twitter account last night to say: "I was right all along. Cheat. Being cheated on does wonders to you. I'm doing this publicly because u&ur friends call People mag.. So you wi...

World’s Oldest Woman Turns 115

gertrude_baines Congrats to Lindsay Lohan, who has made the brave decision to ring in her 115th year as a single woman! No, no. I'm kidding, of course. Implying that Lindsay Lohan just turned 115 is ridiculous. Everyone knows her birthday is in July. The real subject of this article is 115-year-old Gertrude Baines, born April 6, 1894, in Shellman, Georgia. Gertrude celebrated 115 years on this planet at her convalescent home in Los Angeles. During the course of her long life, Baines was married to S...

This Is a More Effective Way to Promote a Movie: Charlize Theron Bares It All in New Flick

charlize_theron_774912a On one hand, you can release a video of Gary Coleman whining about his mortgage and his all-around sucky life. On the other hand, you can "leak" photos of Charlize Theron's bare chest and ass. I say the winner here is the team behind The Burning Plain, hottie Charlize's latest film. Uncensored pics are here. Don't bother "reading" the article. There isn't one, really. Just the pics of Charlize's boobies. Welcome to advertising in the recession age, kids. [gallery]...

Kate Hudson Needs to Set Down the Budweiser

Kate Hudson and Brother Oliver at Lakers Game Pictures Photos Yes, we've firmly established that Kate Hudson's put on weight this year. And I don't even think that's a bad thing. She's certainly not at any weight even remotely approaching fat. So let's get this out of the way: I do not think Kate Hudson is fat. Here's what I don't like about it: It looks like beer weight. Her face is expanding at twice the weight of her body, and she's losing that beautiful glow she always had about her. She's obviously a girl who puts on weight in her face, but it's n...

Tom and Gisele Tie the Knot, Once Again

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Pictures Photos They're so in love that they got married twice. Now that's devotion. Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen exchanged vows in a short sunset ceremony at her home in Costa Rica early Saturday evening, PEOPLE has learned. The bride, in a long designer dress and a veil that trailed 10 feet, and holding a bouquet of white orchids, “looked so gorgeous,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She looked beautiful.” Security guards blocked off key access points to Bündchen's house in Santa Teresa, where 25 or so ...

Entertainment Blogger Screws Over Company And More Evidence That Julia Roberts Is A Total Bitch

56257188rogerfriedman46200924830pm-1 Roger Friedman is a long-time Fox News entertainment blogger, and according to the parent company of Fox News and 20th Century Fox, he's out of a job today. It all started Thursday, when Friedman wrote a review of the not-yet-released, 20th Century Fox production, X-Men Origins:  Wolverine. An illegal copy was leaked to the internet; a disaster that could cost the studio "millions in box office receipts."  The studio was quick to respond, distancing itself from its sister company, Fox News: "We've just been made aware t...

Madonna Returns to London After Being Denied Adoption

Madonna Lands at Heathrow in London After Being Denied Adoption of Mercy James Sheesh, trying to make sense of what's going on with Madonna's Malawi adoption requires quite a bit of effort. Last week, Malawi officials ruled that Madonna could not adopt the little 4-year-old orphan, Mercy James, that she'd hoped to take home with her, citing child trafficking concerns. "By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children," said the judge, "the courts by their pronouncements could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individu...

Gary Coleman Hates His Latest Movie

"It was worse than any film school project," he says in a YouTube vid about his latest movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, which premieres April 25 at the Tribeca Film Festival. "I shouldn't be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming." Here's the best part: The video is a part of the YouTube channel for the movie's publicity. So, ya know, not only did somebody make a movie about "a porn-mogul dwarf who stages a $1 million competition with asinine events," now they're trying to make Gary Coleman's sad, sad life go viral to support it. CLASSY, kids. /> "It was worse than any film school project," he says in a YouTube vid about his latest movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, which premieres April 25 at the Tribeca Film Festival. "I shouldn't be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming." Here's the best part: The video is a part of the YouTube channel for the movie's publicity. So, ya know, not only did somebody make a movie about "a porn-mogul dwarf who stages a $1 million competition with asinine events," now they're trying t...

Viggo Mortensen Goes All Joaquin Phoenix On Us

57088067viggomortensen462009104248am-1 Viggo Mortensen is leaving the business.  Probably.  Maybe.  Possibly.  Is this just the newest, "I was abused as a child," career-boosting tactic?  All I have to say is this:  If Viggo starts writing backwards text on his knuckles, I.  Give.  Up. In the past week I’ve been from LA to Japan to Korea to Poland to here,” he hisses, describing in near disbelief the travel itinerary for his current promotional tour. “It’s ridiculous! It’s not a healthy way to be. But, as it happen...
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