

Mischa Barton in the Spring 2009 edition of the magazine you've never heard of, Genlux. To give you an idea of the target audience, per their website, they are "the only luxury fashion and beauty magazine created expressly for today's affluent Southern California woman."
Now, caption it, bitches. You owe me....
Listen, I've never seen the Harry Potter movies but apparently the character of Vincent Crabb, played by Jamie Waylett, is some sort of schoolyard bully? If that's the case, I tip my sorting hat to the casting director of this series of movies. Because I took one look at this kid and just opened my wallet and whipped a twenty at my monitor.
The not so good news for Jamie Waylett is that horticulture doesn't get the same respect as it once did. He and a friend were arrested for being in p...
Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year.
Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...
After last night's fuckery, my soul has basically fled my body. I spent most of my night rocking back and forth in a corner crying and craving Sky Bars and contemplating what benefit there was to me staying on this planet. I'm basically Lindsay Lohan. So today you should expect one line entries with no commentary provided that extends past the bare essentials.
Therefore, Iron Chef America's Cat Cora and her wife Jennifer who have both been knocked up, as mentioned here and here, finall...
MY PERFECT DAY:
WAKE UP
PLAY VIDEO GAMES
EAT BREAKFAST
PLAY VIDEO GAMES
EAT LUNCH
PLAY VIDEO GAMES
EAT DINNER
PLAY VIDEO GAMES
SLEEP
I was, quite frankly, horrified. Because not only is there a parent out there who is buying the soda and junk food resulting in this young child being like 100 pounds overweight, but that same parent is shelling out the cash for the XXL T-shirt glamorizing his sedentary lifestyle -- the same lifestyle that's going to reduce his lifespan by a good 30 years, and his quality of life enormously more. These kids don't have the information or money to make their own decisions regarding food or exercise. That's a parent's responsibility. Get the facts, parents! />
I totally have a thing for him. Not a crush, I just marvel at him. This is the dude who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches and has managed to ride that thing into a decade-long career. I loved him from the start. My college boyfriend thought it was so strange. We'd walk into a Subway and there would be a huge cardboard cut-out of Jared standing there and I'd be like "Oooh!!! JARED!!!"
So when some random PR chick emailed me and asked me to run this video of Laila Ali and Ja...
It can be a difficult thing to do-looking for the positive in any situation. When my son was four or five, he once said that although people dying of cancer was really sad, it "made room on the earth so that new babies can be born." That always stuck with me. This young child who could find the silver-lining in any tragic circumstance. Even cancer. And with that same, cancer-embracing mindset, I'd like to document the qualities I most admire about Mischa Barton. My word count begins....