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Britney Gets Cocky…Again

I really cannot wait for Beet's review of Britney Spears in lip-syncing heaven concert, even if I do have bad news for her this morning.  It seems like Brit says something wholly inappropriate every seven days or so.  And since Brit screamed out, "We're gonna rock it out with our cocks out," Monday night in Edmonton, this doesn't bode well for Beet getting to witness the oral insanity live, tomorrow night in Tacoma. Oh, and because I know you like to occasionally hear things coming out of Br...

Harry Potter Star Works On Next Movie: Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stoned

jamiewaylett-2 Listen, I've never seen the Harry Potter movies but apparently the character of Vincent Crabb, played by Jamie Waylett, is some sort of schoolyard bully?  If that's the case, I tip my sorting hat to the casting director of this series of movies.  Because I took one look at this kid and just opened my wallet and whipped a twenty at my monitor. The not so good news for Jamie Waylett is that horticulture doesn't get the same respect as it once did.  He and a friend were arrested for being in p...

Why Carrie Underwood Wouldn’t Survive One Day As An Evil Beet Writer

carrieunderwoodawards-1 Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year. Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...

Cat Cora Is A Mom Again!

15656418jennifercatcora48200961317am-1 After last night's fuckery, my soul has basically fled my body.  I spent most of my night rocking back and forth in a corner crying and craving Sky Bars and contemplating what benefit there was to me staying on this planet.  I'm basically Lindsay Lohan.  So today you should expect one line entries with no commentary provided that extends past the bare essentials. Therefore, Iron Chef America's Cat Cora and her wife Jennifer who have both been knocked up, as mentioned here and here, finall...

If Ashley Tisdale Refuses to Mature, So Do I

ashley_tisdale I am such a 10-year-old girl. I was talking to my friend Anna today about possibly carpooling to the Britney Spears show on Thursday. She was like, "Yeah, we'll probably leave around five." I was like, "Well, okay, here's the problem: Since I'm a member of the Britney Spears Fan Club ..." and I didn't get any further than that. Before I could explain that I had special fan-club VIP tickets that allow me to do a pre-show backstage tour and dinner, so I'd have to leave earlier than five, she had...

New Star Trek Premiere!!!

57148614star_trek472009114933pm Lots and lots of very yummy man-candy showed up for the big premiere of the new Star Trek film -- in Australia! The 11th big-screen film in the sci-fi series had its world premiere Tuesday at the Sydney Opera House in Australia in advance of its debut in theaters May 8. Among the stars on hand: Chris Pine, who takes on William Shatner's old role as James Kirk; Zachary Quinto, who inherits Leonard Nimoy's Mr. Spock; Karl Urban, filling the shoes of DeForest Kelley's Dr. McCoy; and Eric Ba...

Is Anyone Else Kind of Oddly Obsessed with Jared Fogle?

I totally have a thing for him. Not a crush, I just marvel at him. This is the dude who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches and has managed to ride that thing into a decade-long career. I loved him from the start. My college boyfriend thought it was so strange. We'd walk into a Subway and there would be a huge cardboard cut-out of Jared standing there and I'd be like "Oooh!!! JARED!!!" So when some random PR chick emailed me and asked me to run this video of Laila Ali and Jared Fogle supporting the National Institute of Health's We Can! program, which aims to reduce obesity rates among children, I was like "Normally I would ignore a bothersome person like you. But this? This I will run." Plus childhood obesity really bugs the crap out of me. Last week, I walked past a morbidly obese child -- like eight or nine years old -- wearing a T-shirt that said the following:
MY PERFECT DAY: WAKE UP PLAY VIDEO GAMES EAT BREAKFAST PLAY VIDEO GAMES EAT LUNCH PLAY VIDEO GAMES EAT DINNER PLAY VIDEO GAMES SLEEP
I was, quite frankly, horrified. Because not only is there a parent out there who is buying the soda and junk food resulting in this young child being like 100 pounds overweight, but that same parent is shelling out the cash for the XXL T-shirt glamorizing his sedentary lifestyle -- the same lifestyle that's going to reduce his lifespan by a good 30 years, and his quality of life enormously more. These kids don't have the information or money to make their own decisions regarding food or exercise. That's a parent's responsibility. Get the facts, parents! /> I totally have a thing for him. Not a crush, I just marvel at him. This is the dude who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches and has managed to ride that thing into a decade-long career. I loved him from the start. My college boyfriend thought it was so strange. We'd walk into a Subway and there would be a huge cardboard cut-out of Jared standing there and I'd be like "Oooh!!! JARED!!!" So when some random PR chick emailed me and asked me to run this video of Laila Ali and Ja...

Lindsay Lohan: Not Dead Yet

29896PCN_LindsayChateau But don't touch that dial, kids! It's any minute now. In the nuclear tabloid fall-out of her split from Samantha Ronson, stories about Lindsay's unraveling are everywhere. First, we heard rumors of her blatant drinking on Monday night. It's no big secret that Lindsay's been drinking, but she's been making a kinda-sorta effort to hide it in public, up until now. The rehab graduate grabbed a bottle of Belvedere vodka sitting on her table, turned away from other party-goers, and chugged it. ...

The Top Ten Reasons Mischa Barton Is A Ray Of Light In My Life

14092914mischabarton47200955137pm-1 It can be a difficult thing to do-looking for the positive in any situation.  When my son was four or five, he once said that although people dying of cancer was really sad, it "made room on the earth so that new babies can be born."  That always stuck with me.  This young child who could find the silver-lining in any tragic circumstance.  Even cancer.  And with that same, cancer-embracing mindset, I'd like to document the qualities I most admire about Mischa Barton.  My word count begins....

Confirmed: Jessica Simpson Dropped from Country Record Label

jessicasimpsondaisydukes Wendie wrote this morning about reports that Jessica Simpson's name and artist page had been deleted from the Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville websites. Now it's been confirmed: Jess is no longer with the label. They're trying to spin this like it's no big deal. According to her rep: "She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. [She] is and has always been an Epic artist," her rep adds. "She continues to be on Epic's label." Jessica's country career hasn't been a ...
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