Robyn Gibson, wife of Mel, has finally given Mel his walking papers. The superstar's wife filed for divorce last Thursday in L.A. County as the final act of their twenty-nine year marriage. It's. About. Time.
You know, I remember hearing about this marriage and its troubles back in the eighties when I obtained all my celebrity gossip from The National Enquirer or PM Magazine because the closest thing I owned to a computer was my Little Professor. And believe me, people with compu...
Quite frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long, but the oldest of the Duggar children, Josh, is finallyexpecting the first of twenty-three babies with his new and subservient wife Anna. These bitches got married in September and it took her three months to get knocked up? I think I know what went wrong. The senior Duggars are constantly saying that the Lord determines how many children they are going to be gifted with. These two idiots probably sat around for ninety days praying for a blessing before realizing that they would have to actually screw to get some progress.
Here's some video of the entire color-coordinated clan. I love that Meredith asked the first question that popped into my own mind when I heard the news: "Are you planning on carrying on with the whole same initial fuckery?" The good news is that Josh and Anna feel the letter J is as worn out as Michelle Duggar's twat. They are taking a hard look at the letter M, however.
How long until the young couple have their own TLC series with their brood of Moses, Malachi, Martha, Mary, Matthew, Mark, Matthias, Magdalene and Millo? />Quite frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long, but the oldest of the Duggar children, Josh, is finally expecting the first of twenty-three babies with his new and subservient wife Anna. These bitches got married in September and it took her three months to get knocked up? I think I know what went wrong. The senior Duggars are constantly saying that the Lord determines how many children they are going to be gifted with. These two idiots probably sat around for ninety days praying f...
Good morning! Today has been one of those days, and I know you've also had days like these, where I simply cannot wake up. I feel like I'm in a drugged haze-unfortunately, I am not.
So, in my efforts to awaken, I've been looking at naked chicks this morning. And I must say, looking at Chelsea Handler in May's issue of Allure, has jump started me in a most startling and disorienting way.
Make sure you check out the picture of Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi and ask yourself this: How many Carl's Jr. burgers do you think she's...
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How's that for a pedigree?
Rumors abounded earlier this weekend, but now it's official. President Obama has fulfilled at least one of his campaign promises and given daughters Sasha and Malia a puppy.
The first family has settled on a first pet, a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog that the Obama girls are naming Bo.
The selection was one of the White House's most tightly kept secrets.
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Thanks in part to a tendency to engage in activites like this weekend's Red-Bull and vodka fueled extreme version of what most women do when they get dumped (new hairstyle, copious amounts of drinking) singer and former Fleetwood Mac front woman, Stevie Nicks, isn't too keen on the idea of Lindsay Lohan playing her in a movie about her life s...
I thought I'd post this, not only because I'm sure that some of you care about this casting decision, but also because I find it a bit odd that the goofy, Jheri-curled yokel pictured above is going to play the head of a clan of Italian vampires in all the remaining Twilight movies.
I guess Dustin Diamond wasn't available, so they had to book his lookalike.
Maybe it'll be okay. He has a daughter with Kate Beckinsale, whom he met while working on the set of Underworld-- which means he must be capable of at least some of the suaveness required to convincingly play the leader of an I...
Robyn Gibson, wife of Mel, has finally given Mel his walking papers. The superstar's wife filed for divorce last Thursday in L.A. County as the final act of their twenty-nine year marriage. It's. About. Time.
You know, I remember hearing about this marriage and its troubles back in the eighties when I obtained all my celebrity gossip from The National Enquirer or PM Magazine because the closest thing I owned to a computer was my Little Professor. And believe me, people with compu...
Good morning! Today has been one of those days, and I know you've also had days like these, where I simply cannot wake up. I feel like I'm in a drugged haze-unfortunately, I am not.
So, in my efforts to awaken, I've been looking at naked chicks this morning. And I must say, looking at Chelsea Handler in May's issue of Allure, has jump started me in a most startling and disorienting way.
Make sure you check out the picture of Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi and ask yourself this: How many Carl's Jr. burgers do you think she's...
She sure does make a pretty pregnant lady, doesn't she?
Nicole Richie -- who may or may not have been talking shit to Lindsay Lohan last weekend -- took her Starbucks to an appointment today in Hollywood.
I've said it before and I'll say it again -- everything I hear about Nicole Richie behind the scenes indicates that she's not exactly the peaceful earth mother she'd like you to think she is. She's still got it in her to be a crazy, raging, drunken bitch. It may not be this year, and it may not be next, but at some point you're going to see a co...
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Is everything all better now? Did that fix it?
Lindsay Lohan spent another heart-broken weekend wandering around LA getting smashed.
La Lohan's night didn't even begin until around 1:45 a.m., when the scandal magney finally made the scene at a birthday bash for producer/actor/well-to-do party boy James Krisel. Lindsay was accompanied to the Hollywood Hills bash by five guys, including her longtime pal Patrick Aufdencamp.
"People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night," a guest tells OK!...
Congrats to Miley & Co., who steam-rolled through the box office with $34 million in ticket sales and a #1 debut with the Hannah Montana movie.
"Hannah Montana" drew $17.3 million on Friday for the biggest opening day ever for a G-rated live-action movie.
While girls 12 and younger and their moms made up most of the audience, "Hannah Montana" also attracted a solid crowd of teenage girls, fans reaching the age when they might be outgrowing the show, said Mark Zoradi, president of Disney's motion-picture group.
"Miley's ...
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How's that for a pedigree?
Rumors abounded earlier this weekend, but now it's official. President Obama has fulfilled at least one of his campaign promises and given daughters Sasha and Malia a puppy.
The first family has settled on a first pet, a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog that the Obama girls are naming Bo.
The selection was one of the White House's most tightly kept secrets.
...
[caption id="attachment_33088" align="aligncenter" width="417" caption="Stevie Nicks dances like your grandmother at your cousin's wedding"][/caption]
Thanks in part to a tendency to engage in activites like this weekend's Red-Bull and vodka fueled extreme version of what most women do when they get dumped (new hairstyle, copious amounts of drinking) singer and former Fleetwood Mac front woman, Stevie Nicks, isn't too keen on the idea of Lindsay Lohan playing her in a movie about her life s...
I thought I'd post this, not only because I'm sure that some of you care about this casting decision, but also because I find it a bit odd that the goofy, Jheri-curled yokel pictured above is going to play the head of a clan of Italian vampires in all the remaining Twilight movies.
I guess Dustin Diamond wasn't available, so they had to book his lookalike.
Maybe it'll be okay. He has a daughter with Kate Beckinsale, whom he met while working on the set of Underworld-- which means he must be capable of at least some of the suaveness required to convincingly play the leader of an I...