Tori Spelling might not be able to be saved from her mandible. And if she hasn't learned the Bright Lipstick, Neutral Eye Color (or vice versa) rule yet, it probably isn't going to ever sink in. But Tori Spelling is wasting away in front of our eyes. She's always been thin but she looks a little insane at this point.
Tori's skeleton, her husband Dean and their children Liam and Stella all attended Tori's Mommywood book release party last night in Bev Hills. Also there were Lisa Ri...
Marlee Matlin's new book, "I'll Scream Later" shares her story of a quick ascent to fame, her drug addiction and the abuse she suffered at the hands of her boyfriend and Children of a Lesser God co-star, William Hurt.
It's the abuse part that bothers me the most. Yeah, she talks about her cocaine habit, but really, who wasn't addicted to cocaine in the eighties? But I've been a fan of William Hurt for a lot of years and it totally disheartens me out to learn that he was the original Ch...
My brother and I made a bet before he left for his tour of duty in Afghanistan. I think it was a drunken conversation that went something like, "You come back from war in one piece and I'll get a tattoo," knowing that he'd never remember our gin-soaked wager. I was very relieved to have him return alive a year later. One day he asked me to lunch and instead of driving us to a restaurant, he drove me to a tattoo parlor and left me there. For three hours. So, yeah, I have a tattoo. A b...
Jamie Foxx took a call on his radio show on Sunday, and the caller was talking shit about Miley Cyrus for allegedly talking shit about Radiohead. At first, Jamie was like, "Who is Miley Cyrus?" and then he remembered her as "the one with all the gums ... she gotta get a gum transplant!" He later mentions that she should "get like Britney Spears and do some heroin" and "do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian, get some crack in your pipe."
Sheesh, Jamie, telling Miley Cyrus to do drugs is my gig. Quit stealing all my bits, asshole. />
Jamie Foxx took a call on his radio show on Sunday, and the caller was talking shit about Miley Cyrus for allegedly talking shit about Radiohead. At first, Jamie was like, "Who is Miley Cyrus?" and then he remembered her as "the one with all the gums ... she gotta get a gum transplant!" He later mentions that she should "get like Britney Spears and do some heroin" and "do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian, get some crack in your pipe."
Sheesh, Jamie, telling Miley Cyrus to do d...
I'm just kidding y'all! Well, rapper Flo Rida did give out his cell number (305-528-2786) during a CNN interview, but I'm sure he has been inundated with calls and texts since then. Brillz, really. He says he receives lots of calls and answers about thirty percent of them. Let's have an Evil Beet Gossip contest, shall we? How many of us can get Flo to respond to a text? I plan to try all afternoon.
His reason for such a toolish action? Flo says, "If they can go out and buy my ...
Tori Spelling might not be able to be saved from her mandible. And if she hasn't learned the Bright Lipstick, Neutral Eye Color (or vice versa) rule yet, it probably isn't going to ever sink in. But Tori Spelling is wasting away in front of our eyes. She's always been thin but she looks a little insane at this point.
Tori's skeleton, her husband Dean and their children Liam and Stella all attended Tori's Mommywood book release party last night in Bev Hills. Also there were Lisa Ri...
Marlee Matlin's new book, "I'll Scream Later" shares her story of a quick ascent to fame, her drug addiction and the abuse she suffered at the hands of her boyfriend and Children of a Lesser God co-star, William Hurt.
It's the abuse part that bothers me the most. Yeah, she talks about her cocaine habit, but really, who wasn't addicted to cocaine in the eighties? But I've been a fan of William Hurt for a lot of years and it totally disheartens me out to learn that he was the original Ch...
My brother and I made a bet before he left for his tour of duty in Afghanistan. I think it was a drunken conversation that went something like, "You come back from war in one piece and I'll get a tattoo," knowing that he'd never remember our gin-soaked wager. I was very relieved to have him return alive a year later. One day he asked me to lunch and instead of driving us to a restaurant, he drove me to a tattoo parlor and left me there. For three hours. So, yeah, I have a tattoo. A b...
On Monday, Heidi Klum and hubby Seal took their ridiculously attractive children, Leni, Henry and Johan, for a walk in Manhattan.
Heidi is wearing some very loose (and ugly!) clothing here, and a huge sweatshirt. When I first saw these pics, I was like, "Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?" I don't think she is -- based on this photo taken in LA two weeks ago:
But it's still an odd choice of outfit, even if it is a little cold in New York. I mean, her children look plenty warm, but they've...
According to this article in the Daily Mail, Suri Cruise will be off to Scientolotot Elementary after she turns three this week. She's heading to the Scientologist school founded by (closeted) Scientologist Will Smith.
The school is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus. The children eat a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet, although something tells me that's about the only positive thing they'll be teaching the kids at that...
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The jury was deadlocked in his original trial, but today the re-trial of Phil Spector resulted in a guilty verdict for the 2003 shooting death of cult-movie star Lana Clarkson. Like last time, the Spector defense argued that Lana shot herself, but a jury disagreed. At this trial, unlike last time, jurors had the option of convicting Spector of a lesser charge of involuntary manslaughter. They not only didn't take the option, they also convicted the former hitmaker of using a gun while committing a crime. ...
Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt got straight to texting after they landed at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam today. Don't worry, he took time out later on to hold her hands for the photogs. I'm not entirely sure what Paris is doing in Amsterdam, but I'm confident that she won't be smoking weed. After all, Paris Hilton doesn't do drugs. Ever.
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For the millions of you out there who follow Ashley Tisdale's love life with bated breath, you'll be fascinated to know that she's officially split from her boyfriend, Jared Murillo. Jared's a part of a boy band called V Factory, which hasn't exactly taken off the way they'd hoped, but you can listen to their music here. Trust me, you liked it better when it was called *NSYNC. (God, remember *NSYNC? Was that this decade?) Seriously that site should have a warning like, "Be advised: This cont...
I'm just kidding y'all! Well, rapper Flo Rida did give out his cell number (305-528-2786) during a CNN interview, but I'm sure he has been inundated with calls and texts since then. Brillz, really. He says he receives lots of calls and answers about thirty percent of them. Let's have an Evil Beet Gossip contest, shall we? How many of us can get Flo to respond to a text? I plan to try all afternoon.
His reason for such a toolish action? Flo says, "If they can go out and buy my ...