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American Idol Judges Are Basically Five Years Old

american-idol-judges-with-kara-dioguardi Did you guys watch Idol tonight? Because of their massive time-constraint FAIL last week (they ran eight minutes over), they decided to have only two judges comment on each of the performances, switching off between Simon & Paula and Randy & Kara. Listen, people. You have SEVEN contestants right now. They each sing for all of two minutes. That is fourteen requisite minutes of content. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the time. Is there really no way these ridiculously well-compensa...

AMERICA!! The First Dog Is HERE!!!!

I dare you not to have a gigantic grin on your face as you watch this breaking footage of the First Dog, Bo, arriving at the White House and meeting the First Family, as well as a wall of reporters. At least he didn't poop. My dog definitely would have pooped. /> I dare you not to have a gigantic grin on your face as you watch this breaking footage of the First Dog, Bo, arriving at the White House and meeting the First Family, as well as a wall of reporters. At least he didn't poop. My dog definitely would have pooped. ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Funny or Die Video Was Her Own Idea

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan I ran it last night, but I'm running it again today, because it's just that good. And now the folks over at FOD are saying that Lindsay was in on the joke -- in fact, doing the spoof was her idea. "She wanted to do a Funny or Die video with all the stuff that everyone's saying," director Eric Appel tells Us. "She wanted to respond to it in a funny way, show that she gets it." Lohan reached out to Will Ferrell's manager Wednesday about shooting a spoof. By Th...

Don’t Order Dominos Tonight, Kids

GROSS!!!! When all is said and done, I'm hoping to get a full count on exactly how many people at Dominos get fired as a result of this video, which is all over the Internet today. Anyone wanna be my tipster? /> GROSS!!!! When all is said and done, I'm hoping to get a full count on exactly how many people at Dominos get fired as a result of this video, which is all over the Internet today. Anyone wanna be my tipster? ...

Robyn Gibson Is About to Be a Very Wealthy Woman

mel_robyn_gibson The Gibson fortune? Is estimated at $900M. When the couple met in the '70s, she was a dental assistant and he was an unknown actor. They most certainly have no pre-nup. They share a $26-million Costa Rican pad, a $15-million island in Fiji, a $42-million church Mel is building in Malibu and the $12-million Malibu home they purchased from David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. The Gibsons also own second home in Malibu that they bought for $1.9 million and a 9-acre piece of property in L.A. valued at $3....

Adam Lambert Was Considered for Role in Broadway’s Spiderman

American Idol Top 13 Party I'm sorry, but I'm shamelessly obsessed with Adam Lambert. I lovelovelooooove him. I love any little piece of news I can get on him. I want him to be my life partner. MTV News has an interesting piece today about Adam's potential future on Broadway, and the way Broadway views all Idol contestants: Lambert was on the short list to potentially play the lead in the Broadway Spider-Man musical "Turn Off the Dark," which will feature music by U2's Bono and The Edge, according to casting director...

Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas: Going Public!

69323768-jonas_dodgers3 They've been rather secretive about their romance, but Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle looked very much the couple as they took in an LA Dodgers game on Monday. The whole Jonas clan attended -- including Frankie, the one who's not in the band. I'd actually never even heard about him until now. I'm gonna go ahead and be pleased with myself about that. The woman in the blue dress is Dodgers CEO Jamie McCourt. When I went to business school in LA, in my past lifetime, I had the opportunity to take a course Ja...

Quotables

56886237charlizetheron414200912229pm "I don't like living in an elitist world, it bothers me. I don't want to be part of an elitist sexual preference. It bothers me.  Maybe it's because I come from a country where I lived under apartheid.  This is a form of apartheid and I don't want to be a part of that." Charlize Theron in an MSN interview comparing the ban on same-sex marriages to apartheid.  She has also gone completely Brangelina and vowed not to marry long-time partner Stuart Townsend until gay marriage is legal in eve...

Wait-I Was… Wrong?

justin jessica Didn't I predict that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were going to be breaking up?  I'm pretty sure I did.  So what in the hell is Justin doing making positive statements in the media about his little hooker with a heart?  In this month's print issue of Hello magazine,(and speaking of "Hello", uh, hello?  Is that even a real magazine?)  the former boybander was happy to swoon about his girlfriend of two years: Recent paparazzi shots of Jessica trying on rings at a Los Angeles jewel...

Jenna Jameson Credits Ab Work For Easy Labor

51564865jennajameson4142009123516pm Jenna Jameson has been blogging, peeps.  And she has some advice for the ladies out there who are trying to get pregnant.  Want a quick delivery?  Do tons of dudes crunches! Yes, I am the lucky mommy of two gorgeous boys... Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette. I spent 2 months in Hoag hospital on bed rest, in order to try to take my twins to term. Well, I came pretty close! 33 weeks was my magic date and I delivered my boys on March 15th. I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about ...
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