We all knew it was just a matter of time. Now the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her bazillion helpless children, have landed a TV show. Except it'll only be airing in the UK ... and then they'll see if the US is interested.
"Yes, it is official. I'm going to be doing a show, but it's not a reality show," Nadya tells Life & Style. "What I'm doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It's going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them...
Okay, so speaking of tattoos, Jessica Alba has a bow at the top of her ass crack. Doesn't that just tell you that she views anal as the greatest gift she can ever offer a man? Ink that makes a statement: "I'm Jessica Fucking Alba. I offer my rectum to you. You're. Welcome."
I think I'm supposed to be focused on the fact that Alba now has blond hair, which I find to be a huge mistake. Why must olive complected women give in to the blond? Ladies, work with what you have and embra...
Dominos Pizza is taking the bull by the horns. Remember this video of Dominos employees doing disgusting things to the food that took over the web yesterday? There's another one above. In fact, later on in the day, I found about four more of these gross things. I didn't watch them all and I'm not posting them all, but they're on the web if you want 'em.
Not only did Dominos immediately fire the employees involved, but now there's an arrest warrant out for them, filed by the franchise owner. The employees apologized in an email, saying it was a prank and that the food was never served. The female employee, Kristy, wrote to the company spokesperson: "It was all a prank and me nor Michael expected to have this much attention from the videos that were uploaded! No food was ever sent out to any customer. We would never put something like that on you tube if it were real!! It was fake and I wish that everyone knew that!!!!" (Do you believe her???) The spokesperson said the company "was not in a forgive-and-forget mood."
Dominos is also considering filing a civil complaint against the employees.
They say on their website:
Since the videos first surfaced yesterday, the two workers have been identified, fired and the affected franchisee has filed a criminal complaint against them, and there are warrants for their arrest.
The opportunities and freedom of the internet is wonderful. But it also comes with the risk of anyone with a camera and an internet link to cause a lot of damage, as in this case, where a couple of individuals suddenly overshadow the hard work performed by the 125,000 men and women working for Domino’s across the nation and in 60 countries around the world.
We apologize for the actions of these individuals, and thank you for your continued support of Domino's Pizza.
Way to go, Dominos. Take serious action against these two, and remind us all that we're leaving a lot of folks floundering in this economy if we stop eating Dominos. This is fantastic PR work on their part. I still don't think I can order a Dominos pizza anytime soon, though. />
Dominos Pizza is taking the bull by the horns. Remember this video of Dominos employees doing disgusting things to the food that took over the web yesterday? There's another one above. In fact, later on in the day, I found about four more of these gross things. I didn't watch them all and I'm not posting them all, but they're on the web if you want 'em.
Not only did Dominos immediately fire the employees involved, but now there's an arrest warrant out for them, filed by the franchise owner. The employees apologized in an email, saying it was a pra...
Hugh Hefner continues to wax philosophical about the Girls Next Door. For real, I don't think the twins are working out too well for him since his attention still seem so focused on Kendra, Bridget and Holly. I'm totally over that show, why isn't he?
In a People interview, Hef says that rebounds are the way to go and marriage, for all intents and purposes, sucks.
About Holly: My conviction has always been, being an romantic, that the best solution for a failed romance is a new romance.
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I have a Hulk Hogan story. You won't be impressed. He once bumped into my mother at O'Hare airport while he was eating a chili dog. The end.
A more impressive story? According to a new Rolling Stone article, Hulk Hogan totally relates to spousicide. It all started when Hulk's wife Linda started doing "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior." The demise of his marriage gave Hogan a whole new level of sympathy for O.J.: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you...
Hey, remember on Sunday, when Jamie Foxx went off all batshit crazy about Miley Cyrus, the one who "gotta get a gum transplant" and "do some heroin" and "put some crack your pipe"? As of Tuesday afternoon, he had yet to issue an apology, and word on the street was that Papa Cyrus was PISSED. “He thinks Jamie was out of line and didn’t find any humor in it,” said a source. “He doesn’t understand why he would do that to Miley especially since he has teenage daughter himself ... Billy Ray isn’t going to say anything publicly because he doesn’t want to this to escalate.”
The actor and comedian has been taking a lot of heat lately for his comments about the 16-year-old, which began when a random caller phoned into his radio show to say that he thought Miley was a bitch.
But when Foxx went on Jay Leno's show Tuesday night, Leno pushed the issue, and Foxx finally apologized.
"Did you say something inappropriate?" Jay Leno innocently queried of the Oscar winner on Tuesday's Tonight Show.
"Yeah," Foxx admitted, taking a few breaths before launching into a full-blown apology.
"I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere," he began. "I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. [Big laugh from the audience]. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.
"I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart," he added, turning to Leno.
Then, looking at the camera, "Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."
What do we think, guys? Apology accepted or no? />
Hey, remember on Sunday, when Jamie Foxx went off all batshit crazy about Miley Cyrus, the one who "gotta get a gum transplant" and "do some heroin" and "put some crack your pipe"? As of Tuesday afternoon, he had yet to issue an apology, and word on the street was that Papa Cyrus was PISSED. “He thinks Jamie was out of line and didn’t find any humor in it,” said a source. “He doesn’t understand why he would do that to Miley especially since he has teenage daughter himself ... Billy Ray isn’t going to say anything publicly because he doesn’t want to ...
So I've always thought it was kind of bullshit when the judges criticize the outfits of the AI contestants, because we all know those bitches have stylists. I guess whether they choose to listen to them or not is their own decision. But Film.com's Natalie Broulette sat down with Miles Siggins and Soyon An, the Idol stylists, for a chat about what goes into getting these kids stage-ready, and what their personal styles are like.
Natalie Broulette: What's the collaborative process with the contes...
It was poised to be the auction of the century, but a last-minute settlement between Jackson's production company and the auction house means it's not going to happen after all ... at least not yet. Jackson had originally tried to sue the auction house, but an LA judge put the kibosh on that.
I'm so bummed! Now I won't get to buy any of his "Disneyana." Or that creepy, creepy poem he wrote about playing with little children.
Oh well. Give it another couple of years. This shit'll be back o...
Woot woot!!!!
Governor David Paterson plans to introduce a bill on Thursday that would legalize gay marriage in the state of New York.
We're just going to keep at this shit until all the old people who don't seem to understand that every life should be treated equal finally die off.
Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped! This shit is a BULLDOZER running on a giant engine called Proposition 8. You should have left well enough alone, haters.
You can read more details about the bill, and the issues it expe...
This is RIDICULOUS. Someone at NBC should be fired for this shit. After Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich basically shit all over the Constitution by offering to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder, NBC wants to make him a TV star. They want him to be on their ellipses-tastic summer juggernaut I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!
"Rod Blagojevich will be a participant on the show pending the court's approval," NBC said.
In the series, 10 celebrities of various backgrounds...
Which celebrity almost let the paps get an upskirt as she walked up the stairs in an office building in LA?
The answer -- and more pics -- after the jump.
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The formerly estranged couple were looking awfully close at the NYC premiere of Drew's latest film, Grey Gardens -- based on the 1975 cult classic -- and certainly making no secret of their romance.
The movie's set mostly in the '30s and '40s, which is probably why Drew chose this outfit. You can check out clips from the film here. Personally, I think Drew's performance looks to be pretty darn horrible, and she was kind of tragically miscast in the role of Little Edie.
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