No, not Lindsay. Not yet.
Those disgusting people who made the disgusting Domino's YouTube vids have been arrested! The charge was "contaminating food distributed to the public." You can check out their mug shots above. And get this -- the chick has a record!
The chick, Kristy Hammonds, has a criminal history that includes a conviction for sexual battery last June and convictions for possession of stolen property and breaking into a vending machine. How does a chick get charged with sexu...
Hey, guys. I have to go see my dermatologist this morning so he can do horrible, terrible and terrifying procedures to me. If I survive the ordeal, and I don't harbor high hopes that I will, I'll be back later for more bonding.
Until then, I expect that you will assist me in ascertaining what, specifically, is wrong with the ensemble Sophia Bush wore last night to the A|X watches launch party. Should a woman just never have an ocean wave extending across the broadest part of her body? Ar...
Evil Beet is hobbling into the 21st century, kids. After countless requests, I finally got up off my ass today and figured out how to add "ShareThis" buttons to the bottom of each post. If you click on the button, it'll give you the option to share the post over email, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Digg and like a billion other things, some of which I've never even heard of, because I'm tech-savvy like that.
Hey remember how awhile back I added the Reply option to the comments on here and it was a giant pain in my ass but now you guys totally love it and use it all the time? Yeah. This was a pain in my ass, too. So use it. And don't say I don't love you or listen to your comments. Well, I do love you. I don't always listen to your comments. But I try to respond to requests like this within the year. So enjoy!
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Beet />Evil Beet is hobbling into the 21st century, kids. After countless requests, I finally got up off my ass today and figured out how to add "ShareThis" buttons to the bottom of each post. If you click on the button, it'll give you the option to share the post over email, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Digg and like a billion other things, some of which I've never even heard of, because I'm tech-savvy like that.
Hey remember how awhile back I added the Reply option to the comments on here and it was...
Am I the only person left on the planet who can't still tell these two bitches apart?
You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I'm sure it's quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.
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This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify: I don't really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.
I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she's the one that has stolen Mel's heart. She told The Sun, "This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting." Yes, s...
I don't want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled. Believe me when I tell you this: celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.
One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a "mysterious blond." Why are these mistress blonds always called "mysterious?" The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.
Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me,...
You know how you can always tell that Lindsay's drunk?
She does this exact pose. It's drunk-Lindsay pose. It's a dead giveaway.
Here's Lindsers at the launch of A/X Watches in LA yesterday.
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Will this crap never end? Who doesn't have a reality TV show? Little Rudy Huxtable, aka Keshia Knight Pulliam, is developing a show for Oxygen about her life with her live-in boyfriend, Atlanta area entrepreneur Kaseem Penn. It will explore what it's like being young, rich, single and co-habitating. No air date is set for the show, titled Keshia and Kaseem.
Sheesh. How many times does this same show have to be made? And how many relationships have to be destroyed in the process? I swear, th...
"I found myself in the company of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, who had really quality music, much more so than mine. I'm sure there are people scratching their heads, going 'Wow, how is she still around?'"
Total suckfest Mandy Moore, talking about her career in the late '90s to Details magazine. Mandy also swears a bunch and takes off a lot of her clothes for the piece, which exists to promote her new album, Amanda Leigh, where she claims she's doing music she really believes in....
Nadya Suleman, aka "The Octomom," is looking to trademark the term "Octomom." The only problem is that someone else beat her to the punch: a Houston-based novelty company filed an application with the trademark office a month before she did. Only one other person thought to do that??? I would have expected at least 100 applications to be filed. It's a good word to own these days.
Nadya's lawyers are getting in the ring to get that word back:
"It's not going to matter because they had...
Remember how Heidi Klum was basically wearing eight layers of sweatshirts in these photos? And I said that I'd assume she was pregnant except for she looked relatively bump-less in photos taken a couple weeks earlier???
Well, I guess she'd just recently started to show!
Because Heidi is pregnant with her FOURTH child, and her third with hubby Seal. She's a little under four months pregnant, according to sources.
Congrats Heidi!...
Impressing even the most critical of cynics, Audrina Patridge is actually breaking into acting. That should go in quotes. She's breaking into "acting." Ceiling-eyed Audrina and her tattooed sister, Casey, hit the red carpet for the release of her straight-to-DVD flick, Into the Blue 2: More Bikinis. (The actual subtitle is The Reef, but you know this shit is just getting promoted as Audrina Patridge wearing next to nothing.)
Also there: Holly Madison, who really ought to avoid any future red-carp...