Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drew Barrymore Denies That She’s Back with Justin Long

16656889drew_barrymore_justin_long4142009115035pm Despite all the pics of them cuddling at the Grey Gardens NYC premiere, Drew claims she and her ex-boyfriend are just good friends. They're good friends who are also going to be co-starring in a romantic comedy that films later this year. And all of this is just a publicity stunt totally genuine respect for each other. "We're doing a film this summer," she says. "I guess people find it a little confusing. I totally understand. It seems like, 'What is the deal with them?' But we just adore e...

Is There Anything Ashlee Simpson CAN’T Do?

fp_2105765_simpson_ashlee_fp_041609 Married mother Ashlee Simpson(-Wentz) showed up Thursday to film scenes for the CW's Melrose Place remake -- and she brought Sprinkles cupcakes! How sweet! She must REALLY want to keep this job! I've been hearing rumors from folks inside the CW that the pilot script really sucks and the network may not even greenlight a season. Personally, I think that's probably bullshit. There's enough buzz around this show already that it wouldn't make any sense for the CW to scrap it entirely. I think Ash...

There Are Some Drugs You Can’t Un-Do, Heidi Fleiss

16660257heidi_fleiss416200983520pm I can never keep track of whether Heidi Fleiss is sober at any given time. It's just at the point of meth-saturation where she looks completely wrecked no matter what. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future. Heidi is only 43 years old! My grandfather has better teeth, and he's twice her age. Heidi did some shopping in Beverly Hills on Thursday, and likely tipped off the paparazzi, although I have no idea why she'd want to be photographed the way she looks. I'd heard that she abandoned her plans f...

David Beckham for Motorola Aura

A little Friday fun for you guys -- here's some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura. Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them. /> A little Friday fun for you guys -- here's some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura. Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them. ...

Teenage Girls Still Rule the World

There are six tracks from the new Hannah Montana soundtrack on the Billboard 100 this week. Most of you have already heard "The Climb," which is leading the HM pack at #8 on the charts, but the runner-up track is "Hoedown Throwdown," and you're less likely to have heard it if you don't spend a lot of time around a 12-year-old. I heard it for the first time about a week ago. I wanted to Hoedown Throwup, if you get my drift, and so I'm totally forcing it on all of you. It's above. If I were really cruel, I'd set it to auto-play, but I still have a little bit of kindness left in my evil heart. /> There are six tracks from the new Hannah Montana soundtrack on the Billboard 100 this week. Most of you have already heard "The Climb," which is leading the HM pack at #8 on the charts, but the runner-up track is "Hoedown Throwdown," and you're less likely to have heard it if you don't spend a lot of time around a 12-year-old. I heard it for the first time about a week ago. I wanted to Hoedown Throwup, if you get my drift, and so I'm totally forcing it on all of you. It's above. If I were...

Quotables

Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow, in her latest GOOP newsletter: Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happ...

Would It Really Have Been That Hard for Drew Barrymore to Get a Hair Piece That Matches Her Hair Color?

57199009grey_gardens_premiere4162009113916pm Really, Drew? Even Tyra Banks is looking at these photos thinking "Her hair looks really fake." And the thing is that hair extensions almost always look better in photographs than they do in person. So I shudder to think what she looked like in real life walking down the red carpet for the Grey Gardens LA premiere. That said, I will step down from my Drew-bashing pedestal and say that she does look really good her. With the exception of the hair. Her face and body look hot and healthy, and s...

Fun with Eminem: “We Made You”

Here's the latest video from Eminem, for his new single titled "We Made You." It occurred to me as I was watching this that Eminem is basically the rapper version of Kathy Griffin. Like, while all the other rappers are talking about fighting with the cops and makin' it in the 'hood and gettin' shot down, Eminem's all like, "Okay, okay, okay. So this Lindsay Lohan. She's lost a lot of weight. Due to diet and Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates." I mean, really, this is just Kathy Griffin's schtick if you made it rhyme. I am told by a reader that the man who plays Britney Spears in this video is the same dude who did an impersonation of her on America's Got Talent last year. I wouldn't even want to begin the process of confirming that, so I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader. Just for fun, I embedded below a clip of Kathy Griffin doing standup about Lindsay Lohan awhile back. Last week, however, the comedienne said she was likely to take Lindsay jokes out of her routine. "I'm more likely to make fun of Lindsay Lohan a year ago," she says. "She was clubbing every night with the girlfriend and, like, DJing -- but now it seems like she's in the throes of real trouble ... It feels like kicking her when she's down. Believe it or not, I might kind of take her out for the time being. That's a little hard to find the comedy in." Thanks Tako! /> Here's the latest video from Eminem, for his new single titled "We Made You." It occurred to me as I was watching this that Eminem is basically the rapper version of Kathy Griffin. Like, while all the other rappers are talking about fighting with the cops and makin' it in the 'hood and gettin' shot down, Eminem's all like, "Okay, okay, okay. So this Lindsay Lohan. She's lost a lot of weight. Due to diet and Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates." I mean, really, this is just Kat...

Um … Who the Heck Is This????

guess_who_15 Jenna Jameson just posted this pic on her MySpace page. (I really think what Jenna Jameson's MySpace page is lacking is more pics of Jenna Jemeson.) She just gave birth to TWINS a month ago! Is it even physically possible for your stomach to look that hot a month after childbirth? I really don't see how. The tits are way smaller too. If you look closely near her sternum, it almost looks like you can see a scar -- is that how they got all the silicon out? ...

Family Leaves Redmond O’Neal to Rot in Jail

redmond_oneal240 Young Redmond O'Neal -- the son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal -- is still cooling his heels in Twin Towers because no one will bail him out. And apparently no one will visit him, either. He's been there for a week and he hasn't had a single visitor. His family is making it a point not to visit him. They want him to learn a lesson. And believe it or not, he's not even in jail for his recent attempt to bring heroin into a prison. He's there for probation violation, stemming from a dirty t...

Domino’s President Gets HIS Turn on YouTube

This guy hasn't slept much this week, I can assure you of that. Here's the president of Domino's, Patrick Doyle, addressing those disgusting YouTube vids that his employees made. This story fascinates me to no end. It's just a really, really neat example of brand management and crisis PR, and one that'll probably end up being a case study in business schools around the world pretty soon. They're breaking ground here -- it's only been in the past few years that a couple of no-name employees in a no-name town in North Carolina could to this level of damage to an international business giant like Domino's. It's just fascinating to watch it all unfold. There's no textbook on how you handle something like this, and there are very few cases in the past to study for clues. It's a totally Web 2.0 situation, and I'm just so interested to watch it play out. So, ya know, when I'm interested in something, you guys get subjected to it endlessly, so we're gonna be following this saga as it plays out. /> This guy hasn't slept much this week, I can assure you of that. Here's the president of Domino's, Patrick Doyle, addressing those disgusting YouTube vids that his employees made. This story fascinates me to no end. It's just a really, really neat example of brand management and crisis PR, and one that'll probably end up being a case study in business schools around the world pretty soon. They're breaking ground here -- it's only been in the past few years that a couple of no-name employees...

Drew Barrymore Knows a Lot of Big Words

Here's a little clip from Drewsky's interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens. Drew, sweetie, normally we say "non-linear," but that's cool. You can make up words. You love film. /> Here's a little clip from Drewsky's interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens. Drew, sweetie, normally we say "non-linear," but that's cool. You can make up words. You love film. ...