Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna Hospitalized After Falling from Horse

57087625madonna43200994251am-1 No, the site isn't showing old posts from years ago; it's happened again. Madonna was hospitalized this Saturday after she fell off a horse that was startled by a paparazzo. "The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer," spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg tells E! News. Us Weekly first reported the spill. The 50-year-old pop icon was released after being treated for "minor injuries and bruises" at a Southampton hospital, says Rosenberg. A lot...

Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” on Croatian Idol

This video was forwarded to us by a Croatian reader. Here, a contestant named Leo Pavlacic, who is known for his interesting performances, "sings" his version of Britney's "Womanizer" on a Croatian show that's kind of like their version of American Idol. In addition to the creative use of shamwow's to make a vest/mane thingy, I love the put-my-crotch-in-the-judge's-face move at about 0:55. (I can't tell whether she likes it or not.) Enjoy! /> This video was forwarded to us by a Croatian reader. Here, a contestant named Leo Pavlacic, who is known for his interesting performances, "sings" his version of Britney's "Womanizer" on a Croatian show that's kind of like their version of American Idol. In addition to the creative use of shamwow's to make a vest/mane thingy, I love the put-my-crotch-in-the-judge's-face move at about 0:55. (I can't tell whether she likes it or not.) Enjoy!...

Congressman Ron Paul in Hotel Room with Half-Naked Man

Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno NC-17 Pictures Photos When he was invited to do an interview about Austrian economics by Sacha's character Bruno, former presidential candidate Ron Paul got more than he expected when he ended up in a "bedroom" with a pantsless Sacha Baron Cohen. PAUL: We were in a studio situation. I wasn't invited to a hotel room. A studio situation where they had a lot of lights burn and blaze and all kinds of commotion. They said -- better get in this back room here. And all of a sudden, I was in this room, which they had it all fixed up...

Jackie Chan Thinks Chinese People Need to Be Controlled

Jackie Chan Does His Best Nixon In case you didn't know, Jackie Chan is Chinese. He was born in British Hong Kong, but lives in China, which is a Communist country, and often makes speeches to crowds of Chinese people who are either Communists or pretending to support Communism so they don't get thrown in jail. I feel the need to point out these very obvious facts because the American media is highly publicizing some comments the action star made during a speech at a forum in Hainan province this weekend. "I'm not sure if ...

Lisa Rinna Poses for Playboy

Lisa Rinna Poses for Playboy I'm not really sure this is something I wanted to see. I'm not really sure this is something anyone would want to see. But for good or for ill, Lisa Rinna has posed for Playboy, and the photos are available online for viewing by the discerning public, should you choose to torture yourself like that. Honestly, she doesn't look that bad. Playboy got creative with the lighting and the makeup, and she actually has a nice body. But the illusion just doesn't work because we all still know that it's Lisa R...

Rihanna Hits the Clubs

rihannatattoo-1 Rihanna has been spotted partying late into the night at several Hollywood area clubs, thus completing the post-traumatic relationship rebound  trifecta of new hair, tattoos, and partying. The songstress was out Thursday with an entourage of 10 at new Hollywood nightclub, Halo. RiRi arrived at 11:30, with a posse of male and female friends... "Rihanna's group sat in the elevated V.I.P. area, which has one-way mirrors," an onlooker tells us. "They can look into the crowd, but the crow...

Former American Idol Contestant Arrested for Peeping in Brit’s Windows

Britney Does Her Own Policework A woman who auditioned for American Idol in 2005 and made it to the second round was arrested Friday on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct when she clad herself in cammo, sneaked onto the grounds of Britney Spears' Calabasas, CA home, and peeked into a few windows. After realizing, "Hey, that isn't the window washer," one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and ...

Ryan Seacrest’s New Girlfriend

90413w12_seacrest_b_gr_01 Earlier this week, EB asked for your help identifying the new special lady friend with whom Ryan Seacrest was seen at LAX. Turns out she is neither "Hottie McHotterson", nor Olivia Wilde, as some of the comments suggested. As one of our readers correctly guessed, her name is Jasmine Waltz, a bartender and "aspiring actress." ...last week [Seacrest] took time out from his gig as a host of On Air with Ryan Seacrest for a romantic jaunt to Paris with L.A. bartender Jasmine Waltz. Seacrest, 34, ...

Hugh Jackman’s Face Gets Photoshopped

hugh_jackman_photoshopped I'm not talking about some magazine spread, I'm talking about his actual face. As seen in the image above, the facial features of a handsome man have been cut and re-pasted onto a new face base, but were placed a few inches too far down and close to the chin. Here, let me show you what he originally looked like: The star was on the red carpet this weekend in Paris during a photo call for his upcoming movie X-men Origins: Wolverine. I'm not really sure what the marketing concept was h...

Country Singer Brad Paisley & Wife Welcome New Baby- Brad is (kind of, but not) Really Happy About It

The Paisleys Country singer Brad Paisley and his wife, actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley (whom some of you probably recognize as the wife from ABC's sitcom According to Jim, although you will never own up to that) welcomed a new baby into the Paisley Household Friday morning. We know that the new baby was a boy, but the couple has not yet revealed the baby's name. In an earlier interview however, Brad revealed how he learned of Kimberly's second pregnancy. He also revealed that he is terrified of having ...

American Idol Judges Will Have to Check Their Egos

american-idol-judges-with-kara-dioguardi After American Idol opted to have only two of the judges weigh in on each contestant last week, the outrage among fans was heard 'round the world, and it didn't miss the ears of the production company. This week, the judging will be back to normal, with all four judges weighing in on each contestant. And there'll be the same number of contestants this week as last -- thanks to the Matt Giraud save last week -- so everyone's just going to have to act like an adult professional rather than an eage...

Quotables

"I don't want to turn her into a glamour-puss. We're all rooting for the underdog here." Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, discussing the curious case of frumpipuss Susan Boyle, who captured the world's heart as a 47-year-old virgin who can sing her heart out. (Video is here.) I'm also interested to see if the sales of the Les Miserables soundtrack have skyrocketed this week. I betcha they have! Above find an interview that Susan did on Scottish TV. I personally cannot understand a word of it. I speak English, dammit, not Scottish. If anything interesting happened in there, let me know. /> "I don't want to turn her into a glamour-puss. We're all rooting for the underdog here." Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, discussing the curious case of frumpipuss Susan Boyle, who captured the world's heart as a 47-year-old virgin who can sing her heart out. (Video is here.) I'm also interested to see if the sales of the Les Miserables soundtrack have skyrocketed this week. I betcha they have! Above find an interview that Susan did on Scottish TV. I personally cannot understa...