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Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Anorexic Again, Pictures Photos Well, well, well! Look who's dying! It's Lindsay Lohan, who seems to have moved from a relationship with Sam to a love affair with her old pal Ana once again. Lindsay was spotted wandering around Melrose yesterday looking to buy new glasses and providing new thinspiration for girls battling ED around the world. Ahhhhh, the symbolism is overwhelming! Lindsay, you DO need new glasses! You need to start seeing everything very, very differently, or you're done for, kiddo! What did I tell you guys? It...

Susan Boyle Offered $1M to Lose Her Virginity on Camera

EU BRITAIN SINGING SENSATION It was really just a matter of time before this happened: Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick. The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films. "We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible." ... If Boyle accep...

A “Clueless” Sequel???

clulesschristmas Oh, nothing would make me happier than this! Despite the fact that it's going to TOTALLY suck! Thirteen years after her blockbuster movie Clueless debuted, Alicia Silverstone is finally reprising her role as ditzy Cher Horowitz in a sequel to the 1995 hit. Alicia, 32, was recently spotted shopping along Ventura Boulevard in Tarzana, Calif., with her good friend, Clueless writer and director Amy Heckerling, 54. “They were talking about the script they’re working on and how exciting t...

Just Because

Denise Richards' Funbags from Denise Richards If you ever thought Denise Richards was desperate, well, you were right.  This is what the economy does, people.  You're E! reality television show gets cancelled, alimony isn't enough to cover your monthly Botox, you can't find work because you're talentless and then the next thing you know, you're making lame videos that aren't traditionally funny yet still make people laugh.  At you, that is. NSFW...

WWMTD?

16665986miketyson422200925741pm-1 Well, I can't believe I'm about to write these words but apparently Mike Tyson is doling out advice regarding domestic violence.  Feel free to take a moment to let that sink in. And maybe I'm being overcritical, but there's something about how he calls women "them" during an interview with MTV that doesn't sit well with me.  Who ever knew a pronoun could sound offensive? "You can't abuse them," he tells MTV. "It's really sick what you [can] do. She has a space in your heart and you believe ...

We Have an Advice Column Now (Sort Of)

zeldalilylogo In case you haven't noticed, in the past few weeks we've been slowly rolling out a new web project. It's called Zelda Lily: Feminism in a Bra, and it's a website dedicated to women (although men are welcome!), and to bringing the concept of feminism back into the mainstream. I've long been bothered that the presence of "feminism," particularly on the web, adheres to a strict, and often exclusive, doctrine. Being a woman involves so many more viewpoints and choices and ways of life than tradi...

Audrina Patridge…You’re An Angel To Me

audrinapatridgewings-1 The Hills' Audrina Patridge is the face, or toned abdomen, of the newest PETA Be an Angel For Animals-Always Adopt, Never Buy print campaign.  She's released a statement through the organization that reads:  "Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren't enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC – animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder." So while you're feel...

I’m Having An “I Told You So” Moment

56712645beyonce4222009110506am-1 Friends, I realize that I have a lot of  "I told you so" moments.  So, the next time one of my statements or predictions prove true, I won't get all obnoxious extolling my amazing talent of perception.  Unless it's when Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake break up.  Or J. Lo and Skeletor.  Or when the world learns what I've always known:  Beyonce can't sing.  Oh, and how that moment is here. Howard Stern got hold of a copy of Beyonce's board mix when she performed If I Were A Boy last ye...

Billy Bob Explains It All

Billy Bob Thornton appeared last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to clear up any misuderstandings about his bitchy exchange earlier this month with a Canadian broadcaster.  Turns out, he's not insane-he just "gave humpbacked geeks all over the world something to do."  Humpbacked geeks?  What does that mean?  Is he talking about...bloggers?  Because I am not humpbacked! The good news is that you don't have to suffer through eight plus minutes of BBT footage to get to the part where he explains w...
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