“I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust. Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body — I’d be lying if I didn’t want to have sex with her six times a day…I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half.”
Dean McDermott explaining a toast he made to his wife in which he said, “to the sex we used to have,” which referred to the daily half-dozen carnal interactions that used to occur between him and “the most beautiful girl in the world” aka uh…Tori Spelling.
Also, can someone please explain to me how one has sex three-and-a-half times a day? I’m sheltered.
Maybe oral only counts as ‘half’?
You bet… we’re talking about a mouth hug finish.
what i wonder most is what the hell it is that makes her chest look they way it does!!! very disturbing!
I know! it gives me the creeps….ahh…
OMG, I was going to say something about how weird her boobs look. Looks like a boob job gone bad. You think she would do something about that…it doesn’t look normal. Yuck!
yep, that is the part I need explained!
tell me about it.. eww!!
I heard she had them made that way on purpose. If you look closely you will see the cleavage is ideal for titfucking. (can I say that on here? – I’m not aware of the technical name for it).
The technical name is ‘pearl necklace’, I believe.
wait… you mean someone didn’t take to that photo with the Photoshop “smudge” tool?
I hate to say it, but I saw her on the O’Reilly Factor, and she’s not as dumb as you would think. She’s very articulate and well spoken, and while not the prettiest girl in the world, she’s not half bad. And every man thinks his wife is the sexiest woman alive, so why should Dean be any different? on T
If she willingly went on the O’Reilly factor, she IS as dumb as I think.
ahaaa ha ha ah! Good one!!
The ‘half’ is when one of them doesn’t make it to the finish line.
Excuse my language but what the FU*K happened to her chest?! That is appalling and SCARY!!!!!!!
What the hell happened?!?!?!
yes,yes, I need to know what happened to her chest, this isvery disturbing..whaaaaat is going on, she needs a doc fast..lol
Sorry, I was too busy looking at her chest. Can you repeat?
Same here. It was way beyond disturbing…
And thinking about the 3 and a half thing, maybe he only wanted to be funny? Don’t know, but still…
Something about a grown man calling his wife and mother of his children a “girl” instead of a “woman” seems weird to me.
And as a side note, i couldnt read the post at all until i stared at her chest for a good 5 minutes.
Fema-nazi strikes again.
Im not a fema-nazi. Good try though.
I just think its a fact that a 36 year old female is called a “woman” rather than a “girl”.
Dean is creepy and Tori should really get the silicone bags out! She’s a small person, big boobs look revolting on her….not to mention one looks like it ruptured. Get them removed before you get sick you idiot!!!
Her breasts are very deformed. It looks like the implants moved. Creepy.
I got this one Wendie. What Dean is clearly referring to is 3 instances of genuine organ grinding sex with 3 man finishes. The half can be any combination of a tug and pull/mouth hug with a man finish. And for the record, four man finishes in one day is an accomplishment that needs to be recognized and commended.
I do have to make a comment here though. If this girl looks THIS bad with clothes on, I cannot imagine what it looks like naked. I am not so sure I could get to the half he was referring to.
Glad I could help.
You sound like a guy who never gets laid but insists on talking about it like you do.
And you sound like a fat bitch I would never have sex with in the first place.
wow. I LOLed
Im not surprised, im sure you wouldnt..you seem mcuh more interested in “man finishes”.
she’s probably ecstatic that you won’t shag her
lol
and a knick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.
can you rap that one?
i remember rewinding the 90210 opening credits to see what the fuck was wrong with her cleavage. it’s so weird looking.
Yeah it’s like… hollow.
She must have to leave her boobs like that for some reason. There must be some danger involved that we don’t know about, or else she’s been told she’d only make it worse if she went back in.
Because you know, she’s incredibly image-conscious, and there’s no way she thinks that looks nice. (Well, I wonder why she doesn’t cover it up if she knows it’s wonky, but…)
Yeah.
Hey, if her husband likes it, what’s the big deal?
Love is blind to many things but it cannot be her looks that turn on her man. Maybe she only does the reverse cowgirl and all he sees is her beautiful back.
All that sex has definitely taken a toll on her implants …
It looks like an unsightly appendage; maybe she has a penis growing out of her cleavage. Anyone who would be forced to look at that during sex (provided that one could stay, ah, up for the job) needs a medal!
Maybe her husband has some mutant cleavage deformity fetish?
even though i have nothing against tori and she seems like a really nice girl, she is truely unattaractive. i cant stop wondering why the hell she wouldnt get her nose fixed. why are her boobs so nasty? she has a shitload of money. if she got her nose fixed she would look alot better but still be plain. look at her mother, she isnt gorg but she looks normal enough.
TORI GET YOUR NOSE FIXED!
A guy who talks that much about having sex with his wife probably isn’t getting any.
Why does she have to look like she’s saying, “DURRRRRRRRR” in every single photo??
*cheers*
Tori actually had the nose job back in her teens. I think she stated she was 14-15 when it was done.
What one needs to understand is that the human nose never really stops growing. So as she has aged her nose has morphed into what it looks like now. So she might need a slight adjustment to straighten it out a little. But I don’t find it distracting. (Yet I do find that nose of Michael Jackson’s distracting as hell.)
The girl is tiny… and even when those boobs were new… they were not flattering.
It looks like she decided on the ones that look like a cantaloupe cut in half… versus getting tear drop ones. That tend to hang in a more natural way. But with being tiny… those implants have no fat to help smooth out the edges.
But maybe Tori is happy with herself… even with the crazy boobs… and does not want to undergo any more surgery.
It only counts as half if you finish yourself off in the cave on her chest…you could totally teabag that cave!!!
I actually like tori spelling, sometimes. And I must say with them having 2 kids 3.5 times a day is kinda impressive. I have an 8 month old and once a day is all I can muster, if my husband tries to get ‘robust’ on me I give him the finger. But at the same time my husband isn’t a cheating shit bag and I don’t look like a mrs potato head that got shoved in the mircowave. Maybe that has something to do with dean being a horny perv and tori’s monkey tits.
Maybe.
Her chest looks like some deep moat…the percursor to a cave of some sorts. It’s so disturbing I can’t look away.
I think she’s cute. I don’t find her as hideous as everyone else seems to think she is. Her boobs in this picture, however, are frightening young children in my house.
I remember hearing her defend her chest one time and she “admitted” that her boobs were weird shaped and that she knew it and disliked them…..??? I don’t know if it’s bullshit or what.
Plus, I have a 2 year old and I can barely manage more then really hurried, hushed quickies with no foreplay after my kid goes to bed let alone 3 times a day….bitch!
Ah that chest scared me!
is she hiding a boomerang in her blouse? no actually, on second glance, i can’t stop looking! ! they’re more like giant lima beans.
I think she has an inverted breastbone. I knew a girl with that same condition. The fake tits definitely don’t help.
how does a fairly well known hollywood woman with some means, get the worst tit-job i’ve ever seen? tara reid laughs at her
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