… but I doubt that.
Samantha Ronson was spotted pulling out of Lindsay Lohan’s garage at 6 am today, after arriving on Thursday.
Wonder what she was doing there?
How much you wanna bet Lindsay pulled some crazy shit like texting Samantha all like “I’m totally gonna kill myself if you don’t come over!!!” I once dated a guy with an ex-girlfriend like that. He’d peace out in the middle of dates because she’d text him like “If you don’t come over and see me right now I’m gonna kill myself! I have the pills all ready! I’ll do it! I just need to talk to you or I’ll kill myself!” It was fucking insane. I liked the dude, but after the second time this happened I told him I couldn’t see him anymore. You may be a slave to your crazy ex, buddy, but that doesn’t mean I have to be. He never did get back with his girlfriend, and she never did off herself. But Lindsay seems like the type to pull some obnoxious, manipulative shit like that.
Samantha Ronson has obviously never dated a woman as beautiful as Lindsay. We have all had that one person who was so gorgeous/charming/intoxicating that we just couldn’t let go. I’m sure she saw Lindsay on Ellen like the rest of us, and it weakened her defenses.
i think samantha ronson has just never dated anyone that drags around so much drama. shes probly dated pretty girls, i dont doubt that.
Lindsay has beauty and talent, when she’s not using a mind-altering chemical, and yet she has difficulty holding onto people she cares about. Her first love, Wilmer V. left her because of the family drama, and Samantha has attempted to leave. I don’t see this relationship working out, especially since Lindsay is openly drinking, and soon will be using chemicals. And when Sam does leave her, she’ll use that as an excuse to drink and use drugs as well. She is sick and needs to stay close to a 12-step program.
I think she needs more than 12 steps.
Lindsay seemed very squirmy during the Ellen interview. She kept constantly moving as if she couldn’t get comfortable. Kinda like people do when their all coked up.
I have never seen Lindsay not squirming in interviews.
This is the first pic I’ve seen of Sam since the early stage of the latest breakup. Perhaps Sam realized that as well-no Lilo, no publicity?
Yeah, what does she really do anyway? Let’s see, she mixes up music by real artists with actual talent and then plays it for a bunch of x’d out clubbers that wouldn’t know quality if they saw it in their coke mirror? I’d say she better beg for forgiveness and pull the strap-on out of the nightstand drawer. Once LiLo dumps her, her income goes down the shitter.
Don’t forget that Sam is inheriting a $300 million fortune.
She really doesn’t need Lindsay to get any money.
I think she cares about her still.
Shit, they dated for about two years.
That’s a long time, especially in a lesbian relationship.
I hope she helps Lindsay get better.
But no one can help her, until she helps herself.
That’s something that actually bothers me.. these two were supposedly together for two years and lindsay kept playing coy? I’ve got an oct 08 copy of Elle here that actually says Lindsay’s “… friend DJ Samantha Ronson” and Elle punctuated it exactly like that.. as if they were saying “we’re in on the joke, everyone knows lindsay is dating this girl but for some reason Lindsay doesn’t want to just confirm it.” And after the “coming out” on Loveline lindsay’s rep later denied it.. and then the whole “oh lindsay was just playing along with suspicions, it’s a game to her”
I’d be really hurt by that. By all the back and forth, wondering where I really stand with a girl. What is Sam thinking? Is she thinking at all? She seems big-hearted but i’m wondering about the strength of her brain.
“That’s a long time, especially in a lesbian relationship.”
I was going to point out your sweeping generalization but then realized that the lesbians I know (who’ve all been with their partners for at least a decade) are in their thirties and forties. Is two years truly long for young lesbians?
BOOTYCALL.
Yup. I hope no one gets their eye gouged out by a protruding hip, rib or scapula.
holy speculation
Beet I thought you loved Lindsay :O
My fiance’s ex pulled that shit when he finally broke up with her (she cheated on him a lot and she was absolutely insane but he didn’t want the conflict that a break up would cause). She went as far as cutting herself and then coming to school and telling people about it showing off the cuts… she would tell him that she was sitting a window sill with a rope around her neck. And he had to wrestle knives out of her hands once. But he stopped talking to her all together after like 2 weeks.
if I were sam I would not wait for lindsay to call me back! I’ll run to see her again and ask her to take me back!! she is just too beautiful
Ok lindsay, you got your way.. the super-skinny Rescue Me call worked and congrats we are now getting first row seats to the Synchronized Death competition.
Re: Sam’s ugly hair.. I guess she’s doing the shaved head so Lindsay doesn’t have to.
Dear Ronson family: sorry but you are needed again. Try to actually get the blasted door locked this time eh?
No Sam don’t do it!
Lindsay needs to get her shit together, I think she should come to my house for a month. I’ll make her cups of tea, sit her down and sort all that out. I really feel like someone needs to just do a britneys dad on her! She’s just wasting so many opportunities.
Also Sam needs someone who isn’t batshit crazy. Fact.
I seriously don’t get it…are you telepathically communicating with LL or Samantha Ronson?! Or are you just channeling LL’s scum of a father?! Yesterday’s article with ”rotten corpse” shit was bad enough, but this….WTF?! You really should get over your weird love/hate obsession with Lindsay fucking Lohan ( among other things ), because this used to be a cool and witty gossip site…now it’s becoming a channel for your and your writers frustrations…
I think The evil beet is still a cool.witty.gossip site.
definitely.
Hmm.., I used to do that to my sideburns back in &th grade. Back in nineteen eighty Fuckin’ nine!
Yeah, that is also the year I wore a Guns ‘N Roses t-chirt every day too LOL…Sam sure likes that era!
I think that picture is about 5 years old.
Heh heh… 5 years ago Sam still had long hair and was at an almost-healthy weight. I saw an old pic from 2003 where she actually looked a bit like Emma Watson.. really cute. You could really tell that she and Charlotte are twins… back then I got the two confused on a regular basis.. now.. not so much.
Sam’s not any healthier than Lindsay. skinny as she is.. she’s in her 30s already… osteoporosis, here comes Sam! and a smoker on top of that.. yikes. Synchronized Death Watch makes me sad.
I really like your blog, but damn your “news” is slow… if you read more than one gossip blog while slacking off at work, yours really just seems like reruns of dlisted a day or two later.
don’t forget beet’s “awesome” interview of the whore that dated mini-me for publicity.
i have no problems with lesbians, and in fact, i have friends who r gay or “Bisexual”, But her and Lindsay had a good thing going. God bless, and i hope it all works out. Peace Out!