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Wanna Read Salma Hayek’s Emails?

April 23, 2009
Evil Beet
Salma Hayek
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Of all the email accounts in all of the world, the kids over at 4Chan opted to hack into Salma Hayek’s. Why they couldn’t have done Lindsay Lohan’s is a mystery to me. It would have been way more interesting. But instead, what we have is Salma’s.

Screenshots of the shayek@mac.com email account, released by habitués of the online bulletin board 4chan, appear to be authentic. Breaking into the account was a simple matter of knowing Hayek’s birthday — September 2 — and guessing at her security word (they claim it was the name of her best known movie role) to reset the account’s password. Public-records searches show that the 323-area-code phone number Hayek listed in a sent email belongs to the actress.

The glimpses into Hayek’s life revealed by her inbox are fascinating, even if mundane: The stranger-suckling actress has been invited to America Ferreira’s 25th birthday party. She downloads a bunch of iPhone applications from the iTunes App Store — and she gets spam from Apple, just like the rest of us. As for the perks of being famous, a driver was scheduled to meet her flight arrving in Abu Dhabi. American Express has given her a new Gold card. (What, she doesn’t rate the exclusive black Centurion Card?) Balenciaga and Stella McCartney deliver designer clothes to her apartment. She schedules “Japanese face massages.” And she gets scans of stories about her in the celebrity weeklies.

Screenshots are in the thumbnails below. Prepare to be fascinated.

75 CommentsLeave a comment

  • BEAT, this is such a invasion of privacy,, a new low actually..You seriously suck,, find a new job, this is not 4 u,, ps,, u will never be famous like ur wishing 4,, ur 2 beat and fake!!! you suck,,,,, love cortney brynn,

    • Her name is “Beet”. What is with all the periods and commas, by the way? “,,,” does not equal an ellipsis. Just so you know… <— ellipsis

    • Her name is “Beet”. Slow down with the punctuation there, cortney. You’re doing it wrong.

  • You just mentioned /b/. First rule of /b/ is you don’t talk about /b/. They’re going to find out somehow and will raid the shit out of this place. *hopes for the best*

  • Can I be your spellchecker? It’s arriving. I know I’m nitpicky. I even spell-correct replies when I screw up.

  • wtf, beet?!

    what.

    are you like, channeling wendie, now?

    i refuse to click on those…really, i don’t wanna read someone’s emails.

    i feel like that’s way crossing the line.

    *juliette lewis*

    “whatdafuckthamatterwitcha?!!!”

    we are already on the threshold of stalker-type behavior viewing some celeb pics from the paps (i.e., at the grocery store, etc).

    this is TOO peeping tom for me.

    creep-ola!

  • Are you guys kidding? Honestly all the important details like phone numbers and addresses are clearly blurred out. Calm the hell down, honestly.

    This is a gossip site, stop saying “Omfg all time low of you to post that” and just leave the site if you dont like it!

    Geeeeeez take a prozac.

  • Y’all nikkas need to calm down. It ain’t like she be the one who hacked into the email. Shit, she just bein’ a journalist.

    Dayum.

  • I think my favorite anon comment so far is “FUUUUUUUUU” gives me the giggles for some unknown reason.

  • FUCK YOU YOU CUNT CALLIN ME A KID. GO TO HELL SKANKY HO BAG. FUCKING TIT WANK. PENIS. COCK JOCKY. VAGINAL DISCHARGE.

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  • Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

  • I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.

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  • Holy shit it spread! Check it out, my social security number wordfilters to XXX-XX-XXXX

    Try it!!

    XXX-XX-XXXX

    Fucking unbelievable. How does the website know its a SSN????

  • Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.

  • Check it out, my social security number wordfilters to XXX-XX-XXXX

    Try it!!

    XXX-XX-XXXX

    Unbelievable!!!! How does the website know its a SSN????

  • HAHA! i called melanie griffith heehee! i just got a message, it was her voice though. LOL I see her itunes were all free downloads. that’s what i do! hahaha

  • Good news Beet. LiLo tweeted that her b’berry got nicked, so you may get to read her emails after all.

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