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You know how you can always tell that Lindsay’s drunk?

She does this exact pose. It’s drunk-Lindsay pose. It’s a dead giveaway.

Here’s Lindsers at the launch of A/X Watches in LA yesterday.

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    • Yeah, what’s with the Band-Aid? I’m surprised this hasn’t been seized on as evidence of cutting, or maybe even getting a papercut from rolling a spliff or some kind of sex injury. Come on, where’s the mad speculation and unfounded accusations?

  • She looks completely fucked up, and the worst part of it is her mom is clearly enabling it because she was at the event with her.

    The best thing Lindsay could do would be to stay away from her entire family

    • You can’t just leave her alone. She needs a solid support system. Everyone, including myself, thought that Sam was really good for her. She was at the beginning, but then Lindsay became so codependent. I really don’t know what she needs to get help but I agree with you, she needs to be at least 100 feet away from her family at all times.

  • actually, the worst part is that she is coming out with her own spray-tan line, and has been rocking the same upper-lip lower-cheek horizontal orange stripe thing THAT HAS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY FOR YEARS NOW!

    friends may let her drink, but no friend worth their weight in cinder blocks would let this continue. bleh.

  • you lezzie hatin’ bitches need to leave lindz alone, she looks good! her hair is super cute, her makeup is off the chain. dont like the dress though. i need to go on a lindz diet….diet coke, and ciggz.

  • Just curious…how long does she stand in that “oh-I-was-just-brushing-my-hair-back-and-didn’t-even-know-you-were-taking-my-picture!” pose when the photogs are around? I am amusing myself by imagining her standing there with one hand yanking on a lock of her (fake) hair for like ten minutes while they snap her “casual not drunk” pose LOL.

  • Ugh! Why the hell does everything about her need to be so……so…..ORANGE! Wtf, man?

  • she looks great as usual! love her dress, love her hair, love her eyes, love her pose…doesn’t look that much drunk to me

  • her eyes look dead, she doesn’t look very happy at all, no spark. anyways who looks good after having your heart broken. most of us just wouldn’t have our pic taken by a million paps

  • Beet, I can’t beg you enough to stop saying “Lindsers.”
    Please. I feel like we all lose brain cells everytime we read it.