This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify: I don’t really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.
I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she’s the one that has stolen Mel’s heart. She told The Sun, “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.” Yes, sweetie, I’m sure Mel is totally in it for the long haul with you.
Oh, and Oksana, you know he owns orange crocs…right?
That post was funny as hell…
They’ll never have a church wedding ….. the Papal Sith Lord doesn’t permit Catholics to remarry on business premises, not unless he slips a few million to Rome and they annul the original marriage, in fact that may work out cheaper for him in the long run.
Oh, and where you say she has stolen his heart, I believe the correct term is accepted his penis.
wait is this supposed to be sarcastic? Cuz i know russian girls have a tendency to be gold diggers but her + Mad ( about the existence of Israel) Max? Ew.
You guys can give him all the grief you want… but if I was fucking a girl that hot I know I wouldn’t care…
Ahhahahahaaaha – schtooping.
..Shes hot.
This. is. really. annoying.
I. So. Agree.
I don’t believe her story at all. She’s a model using this incident for publicity. Mel was linked to a different darkhaired woman named Oksana.
well it seems to me that maybe they hooked up a couple of times and now she is blowing it our of proportion. (heh heh… blowing it)… this ho is DEFINITELY trying to get some publicity. whatever. I dont think we need another annoying-as-hell famewhore but looks like we are going to get one anyway…
she needs a little work out on those hips…they’re really weird
seriously? That’s what you see? I just see some hot ass bitch.
she’s a liar
They are Anti-Semetic in Russia too.
If he’s got 500 million in the bank, even after the divorce, he BETTER be fucking young hot girls. All anyone would need for the middle aged ones is a car, a place to sleep, and a few bucks to take them to TGI Fridays or Hooters every once in awhile. Oh yeah, and to pretend you like their children, just so you can get laid. I hear that works every time.
gawd, you’re a bitter little women-hating twit, aren’t you? whatsamatter, no (free) sex for a long time, huh? awwww, poor little d-bag…
– from a 37-year old HOT woman who’s husband can’t get enough of her.
lisa jane i sent david a warning in real mail so better go away
god, i wish i had tits like that..
I Do. Ha,Ha
i do haha
Seriously. What the hell is going on in this picture.
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