Do you ever just avoid something in hopes that it will eventually go away? I had a friend who did that, and now she’s dead of cancer. For two days I’ve been ignoring the fact that Mischa Barton is naked on the shudder-worthy cover of May’s Cosmo UK with the headline, “Your Body Rocks,” but this damn story keeps popping up again and again. Let’s get this over, shall we? Sidenote: I just realized that, lately, every time I write about Mischa Barton, I reference cancer. Coincidence?
The main topic of Mischa’s interview is self acceptance. “Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite? And I don’t understand the point of people looking for bad things. Why bother? I know it’s human nature to want to pick on other people, but I find it a little shallow,” Barton says. Obviously, what she doesn’t understand is that, yes, there are much more important issues than if someone has cellulite. Unless it’s on her, in which case it is the most important thing that could ever be reported.
And though she’s quick to call her critics shallow, she’s just as quick to let everyone know that she’s gone from a size twelve to a six. Whatever, Mischa. No one cares that you “feel confident now,” and that you are “happy and healthy.” You still aren’t talented and isn’t that a prerequisite for being an actress?
If there is any relief in this maelstrom of Mischa it is this: in being naked on the cover, she has spared us from yet another clusterfuck wardrobe selection.
Check out eminem’s new vid on Youtube – We Made You. It’s high point is when Kim K accidentally knocks her boyfriend off his chair with her ass.
See Wendie, you can always find the bright side of Mischa. I think that essay was cathartic for you. No? Well, we loved it nonetheless. : )
Wendie, you are just too hard on this girl. You do not even allow for the possibility that she could be a tremendous little piece of ass (or at least as good as a size six can be). Give the young lady a break.
Wendie — I love you. j
That sounds kind of stalker-ish. I just think you’re funny as balls. T’is all.
Wait, more importantly, UK readers get two free movie tickets?!
Lol! I like her clothes usually, but the last paragraph is hilarious XD
What is most important to her is we acknowledge her rabid, eager, out in the public boldness and willingness to become nude for money, cellulite or not! She is slovenly dated in her clothing hippy-era style choices and always chooses ‘Looks cheap and BAD ON ME!’ no matter what. Have you ever thought, well wow, Mischa IS pretty and cleans up nice once in a while? NO! Something’s got to be wrong and off centered about this or that with her. Maybe some are talented by their indescribable fallacies.. Perhaps Parasite and she are the only ones that feel proud and productive as they willing to expose and shame-model whatever crap for cash? But we’d have to include POSH in this..
Surely they mean 12 to 6 in UK sizing.
mischa terrorizes the uk, hahahaha amen