But don’t touch that dial, kids! It’s any minute now.
In the nuclear tabloid fall-out of her split from Samantha Ronson, stories about Lindsay’s unraveling are everywhere.
First, we heard rumors of her blatant drinking on Monday night. It’s no big secret that Lindsay’s been drinking, but she’s been making a kinda-sorta effort to hide it in public, up until now.
The rehab graduate grabbed a bottle of Belvedere vodka sitting on her table, turned away from other party-goers, and chugged it. Her mother Dina was sitting at the table at the time.
Lindsay then mixed diet soda and vodka and downed several as the night progressed. La Lohan started the evening at h.wood sitting on a couch and texting. Suddenly she began crying. She finally put down her phone and that’s when the partying began.
Then we heard about her trying to crash a party full of total strangers after being turned away from Samantha’s DJ gig on Saturday night.
[W]hen Lohan couldn’t party at Bar Marmont she then snuck into the bungalow area of the Chateau and went on a door-knocking rampage. The actress obviously heard word of an all-girls night in and even though she didn’t know the party peeps personally, she wanted to be part of the action.
“There was a knock-at-the door and Lindsay Lohan was there,” an eyewitness told Tarts. “She was as orange as a carrot and her pupils were as big as quarters. She looked awful!”
Apparently the 22-year-old introduced herself and said “Let’s party!” but even when the ladies tried to close the door on her she continued to push back. Eventually the annoyed guests locked the door, but our girl stayed pounding away for another minute before (finally) getting the hint and moving on.
Really, there are very few people in this world who give journalists the opportunity to use the phrase “door-knocking rampage.” Lindsay is one of those rare gems.
And now, in what I doubt will truly be the coup de grace, Lindsay poured her vodka-soaked heart out to Us Weekly about the whole affair.
“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events. Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.
“The worst night of my life,” Lohan — who was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali — tells Us.
The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lohan. On Monday, Ronson’s mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order against Lohan, Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall confirms to Us. “I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson. “Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.” Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself — she cares about her but wants out.”
Lohan laughs upon hearing that, saying she’s okay. “I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.”
The best part is that reps for Us swear they didn’t pay Lindsay a cent for the interview. Oh, God, Lindsay. Delete the tabloid phone numbers from your cell phone, girl. You’re gonna regret this so hard when you sober up some time in May.
I know I’m supposed to be poking fun, but we’re kind of at the point where we were with Britney in late 2007. Where it’s not really all that funny anymore, and there’s this fellow human being here in horrible pain who’s self-destructing, and she doesn’t seem to be surrounded by people in a position to help her — in fact, sources say her mother was out drinking with her on Monday night. Her evil father claims he’s on his way out to LA to see her, but that’s probably the last thing she wants or needs. At least Britney had one parent with the sense to take serious, love-based action. I don’t think Lindsay has that. I don’t know who’s gonna save this girl, or if she’s just gonna have to get far down enough to save herself. I hope that’s what happens for you, Linds. I hope you manage to save yourself.
Wow. I remember when I first saw her in the remake of the Parent Trap. I was sure she was going to be a star (despite being all of like 10 at the time). Look at her now…its truly sad.
It truely breaks my heart.. :(
she has so much potential, but this is what she does..
Am I first? Jesus. Snubbed by Nicole Richie and Drea De Matteo in the same night? That’s harsh, Blohan. Mwa ha ha.
I love me some Lilo and Stitch drama.
Run, Sam, Run!
who the f is Drea De Matteo?
chick from the sopranos
This is all too sad. :(
I agree with you EvilBeet – it is sad. It is sad that she doesn’t have a healthy, loving support system who wants her to do well. We were all out-of-control kids at one point or another (trust me, Sasha has got some stories about us) but we somehow found our way out of all of that shit. I am not a big fan of Lindsay Lohan as a person, but the girl can act. It is shame to see another wasted talent. If something doesn’t change soon, she will be joining the ranks of Heath Ledger or Anna Nicole.
We will both keep those stories locked in the vaults of our memory for ever and ever. Right? Right. By the way, Reno, do you have any coke … a cola?
Pray for her.
I would love to hear Sams version of events but more than likely she wont speak. That is also another reason why I like her so much cause she does not feel the need to let her life be known or spoken about. Poor Lindsay though, but, we also have to remember that at 22 I downed vodka straight out of a bottle as well ok I couldn’t keep it down but I still did it. I’m 25 and just last night I drank way too much got into a fight with my girlfriend and stumbled home alone (attractive I know). Okay I don’t do any other drugs but I do drink and make mistakes I’m just glad that I’m not important enough for it to be splashed all over the place the next day. I’m not saying what she is doing is okay I’m just saying an important relationship has ended for a girl who is known to not be the most stable of persons. It is bound to be really difficult for both involved and a bit of fucking-up-psycho behavior is kind of inevitable even for the most sane of us.
Sam is intelligent (other than making the mistake of ever getting involved with Lohan) and graceful. Say what you will people, but she is a class act. She has enough common sense to keep her mouth shut, as it is her PRIVATE life.
Sam is intelligent (other than making the mistake of ever getting involved with Lohan) and graceful. Say what you will people, but she is a class act. She has enough common sense to keep her mouth shut, as it is her PRIVATE life. And for those of you who take shots at Ronson’s physical appearance, get a fucking life.
Wholly drug whore…evil, evil, evil..imagine if they made drugs legal…lord help us all..this stupid b!itch might actually become president..lol..lord help us all…
posted by an agnostic…lol..(blank) help us all! lol!
Lindsay needs serious help! I already forsee that Lindsay is going to land herself into trouble sooner or later by being with Samantha. Lindsay doesn’t seem to have true friends as she said she feels like a loner without Sam. Frankly, Lindsay is so silly to think that being with Sam will make her life more interesting or more ‘happening’. Lindsay is emotionally weak and her life seems aimless and directionless. She needs positive people in her life to talk some sense into her. It is in fact a blessing that Lindsay and Sam are NOT together anymore. Lindsay needs to stop wasting her time partying away and stop wasting away all her talents. It doesn’t mean that when you are young, you can just waste your life away!
And her mother Dina – what kind of mother is she?? She lets her daughter do all those crazy stuff (booze, drugs and lesbian relationship) and doesn’t seem to stop her. In the first place, why did Dina support this silly crazy lesbian relationship? At least Micheal Lohan is clear-minded and knows all along that Samantha and Lindsay should not be together in the first place. I hope Dina will not mislead her daughter!! Dina herself is also a wild thing. How can the blind lead the blind?? I hope Lindsay get help soon. Can they get counsellors to help her get out of her confusion?
Michael? Michael, is that you?
Sorry, couldn’t resist. You know, I’m impressed by Sam’s family, they really seem to love her & have her back. They’re all celebrities to one degree or another but in this they seem like a normal family begging one of their own to end it with the drama queen.
Hope Lindsay gets help or yeah, she’ll be dead. I’m Team Sam here, tho – don’t go down with the ship.
I’m not Michael. I am just someone baffled and shocked about a celebrity who is in trouble and whose life is in a mess. Lindsay happened to be in the limelight because of her celebrity status. There are also countless of people in this world who are in darkness and whose life is in a mess. Who can save them? Only Jesus can.
I’m sorry Liz, didn’t quite get you there..are you trying to say the idea of a lesbian relationship is crazy? and that her mother was crazy to accept her daughter’s relationship?
or just that their relationship was a crazy on which just happen to be lesbian.
because I would agree with you on the last one.
I guess I just had all my questions answered about why Lindsay became an addict. Mom watches her post-rehab, multiply addicted daughter down straight vodka and tries to get her 15-year-old into a nightclub. Father a multiple-times convicted felon. Will they be happy when both of their kids die at an early age? With family like this, who needs enemies?
I second that “Liz” sounds very eerily like Michael Lohan. Ohhhh, the joy if it is! Only Michael Lohan would endorse himself while trying to pose as a female gossip reader.
I mean that the idea of a lesbian relationship is crazy (and unnatural)and that her mother was crazy to accept her daughter’s relationship. One day Lindsay is going to regret everything that she’s done… But by then, she can’t turn the clock.
Two households both alike in dignity, (i.e. NONE)
In gay Verona where we lay our scene…
Let’s just hope the Montagues & Capulets don’t drive them to total fucking disaster. This is not looking good.
Well, the self-destruction seems to have been happening for a while, and is only happening more openly now that Sam’s got out. Good for her, for the sake of her sanity.
But I agree with you, Beet, that this is beyond a joke for Lindsay. I can’t believe her enabling mother and psycho father. I really hope the poor girl gets some help.
so sad. :( hope she finds a way out of it soon…
I know the Lindsay aspect of these stories are very sad.
But did anyone read the Fox News story further? Josh Hartnett showed up with his friends at the same party and tried to crash it a few hours later. It makes me want to know who was in the hotel room… it had to be someone with name recognition. Any idea who?
If Drea De Matteo said “Come at me, bitch” to me, I think I would wet my pants.
“Sgt. Nutall,” the perfect name for a Beverly Hills Cop.
How in the world is Drea De Matteo getting an invite to any party? She is irrelevant and fug.
I can’t believe that Nicole Richie said Uck to her as she walked by though, that would be sooooo embarrassing.
Yes, I double-posted by accident because my fucking computer timed out when I sent the original. My sincerest apologies go out to all of you, and Ms. Lohan. Ha.
The “uck” and Drea part sound suspect. The rest, sadly, seems true. Girlfriend needs rehab and/or a shrink. Does she not have a manager that can rein her in and convince her that she is NOT helping things by publicly flipping out? Mama just wants her 15 minutes. Even if Lindsey wanted SamRo back, this isn’t the way to do it. She is moving up in the dead pool…
hey beet (or someone who has lived in la and knows anything about hwood)…is there a reason why nicole richie and all of those girls who USED to be friends with linz would be mean to her like that? like, she is obviously on the verge of suicide or some kind of batshit freakout that would be reallly fucking serious, and they are mean to her. is it likely that there are things going on behind the scenes why NO ONE is reaching out to her? like maybe terrible behaviour or something? even if the girl who i used to be best friends with and now hate were behaving like this, i would reach out to her with nothing but love.
Nicole Richie is pure evil. I don’t know anything about Drea.
here’s a little hint to dina: partying with your alcoholic daughter won’t help her get sober.
yeah, that 911 call is coming any day now.
Didn’t Nicole Ritchie used to be her friend? And didn’t Nicole used to have a serious heroine problem around Lindsay’s age? What a fucking BITCH to walk by and mutter “UCK.” Seriously. That bothered me more than anything. Why not try to help the wounded, bird? Or just not say anything at all.
Nicole Richie needs to stop acting like she’s in highschool
She’s an addict who is falling down the rabbit hole. I feel sorry for her. She needs to get and accept help now.
I truly feel sorry for her.
Her family is completely unstable.
Her mom tries to sneak a 15 year old into a club.
She drinks with her daughter.
Her dad is a felon.
That poor girl deserves better.
I feel so bad that her life is splashed on the cover of every magazine.
This girl needs real friends in her life.
People who truly care about her.
I hope she gets better.
“Where it’s not really all that funny anymore, and there’s this fellow human being here in horrible pain who’s self-destructing, and she doesn’t seem to be surrounded by people in a position to help her”
I’m with you, Beet. This is just getting really sad.
yes.. it is a teensy bit sad. but I’m more interesting in seeing how far Lindsay’s rock bottom will be this time. Suicide? Overdose? one can only hope.
yeah i mean we all agree it is very sad, all i want is to see lindsay in another crapy movie that i would definitely watch, i think lindsay should get another girl just to get back at sam… probably a good looking girl for a change, i vote for tila tequila!!! wouldnt that be awsom???