It looks like Jessica Simpson, the chili-cookoff princess who can never remember the lyrics to her own songs, may have been dropped from her record label.
There has been no official word on this, but Jess’ name and artist page have been deleted from the Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville websites. I don’t know why this has taken so long but I’m relieved that the music industry has finally figured out what I have known for the past decade-Jessica Simpson can’t sing and it takes more than tits, blond hair and a subpar IQ to sell records. Jess didn’t attend the Academy of Country Music awards this week and instead opted for a trip to Taco Bell Mexico. I consider her absence to be the real confirmation of her current, sans-label status.
Without a doubt, some other label will pick her up, she’ll release another horrible album that no one will buy, she’ll be dropped again. This cycle will repeat itself over and over again and Jess can exclaim after each parting of the ways, “Oh my gosh y’all, I do this all the time!” Because that’s kind of her tagline.
Jessica, may I suggest that you either have twins implanted in your uterus or commence a lesbian relationship, like, yesterday? Your fame is in serious jeopardy.
I dont understand why some people choose to hate Jessica Simpson so much. She is a nice girl. I do mean nice girl in the way your grandmother would say it. We NEVER hear about her bitching at people, taking drugs, stealing, having DWIs, losing her panties, making a sex tape, not paying her bills or taxes. That makes me really like her. There are tons of cant sing celebs who are only propelled into fame by scandal. Rihanna CANNOT sing. She got famous on some weird scheme that her producer made up about a love triangle between her Jay-Z and Bianca. Miley Cyrus CANNOT sing. She is in some weird relationship with a possibly gay man who is too old for her. Madonna CANNOT sing. She is narcissistic and over sexed and OLD. Brit Brit CANNOT sing and everyone knows all the problems that she has they arent even interesting or surprising at this point. So I heart Jessica Simpson because she is a nice girl and frankly think that people (Wendie) who hate her are more than a little bitter and while she may not have a powerhouse voice like Jennifer Hudson, she can sing better than any of the celebs Ive listed above and Im sure that she is just as smart or even smarter than any of them.
I can appreciate your thought but I must say, NICE women dont leave their husbands because their “Dadager” told them to do it for their careers.
It boils down to this, people just dont like lazy people. When you have a show you practice for it and memorize your lyrics.
Her being annoying to the masses has nothing to do with any other “artists” you mentioned, as each individuals suckage would still exist in a void of the another individuals suckage.
Also this chick was popular when a lot of todays women were “girls”. Her fans got smarter, she didnt. DARWIN WINS!
I tend to agree.. that at least she has not turned into some scandal fest. She has skipped the whole drugged out leaving home without the panties. In order to get her picture in Star.
And oddly enough… I always suspected she left her marriage for more than her father being a meddler.
Granted it was obvious he was not that kind to Nick… but I always thought Nick was not thrilled she eclipse him. That when it became obvious she was the one with the upper hand career wise… between the two of them… Nick was not happy. I suspect he got to be very unpleasant to live with in the end.
Sadly, Jessica probably would still be on top… had she gotten a legit PR team and better management … she still be well thought of… instead she let that creepy father stay in charge and destroyed all of it.
She doesn’t care, she knows she’s a talentless hack. All she’s waiting for is Tony Romo to ask her to marry him, she doesn’t want to work. It’s interesting but I think Ashlee may end up with a small acting career. The big paydays are over for Daddy perv though.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before her “fashion empire” crumbles, too. I mean, it’s not like she designs the stuff. The only thing she brings to the table is a name.
And how much is her name really worth these days?
Sooner or later the clothing company will ask themselves that question…
Tom AND Jerry?
I seen dat ;)
I seen you say dat.
she needs to fuck lindsay lohan. then we could have the bitch fight of the century ‘tween her fucked up parents and lindser’s fucked up parents.
i’d pay money.