Seriously, Scarlett Johansson should have just done a porn movie. It would have been more subtle than the new Moet & Chandon ad campaign that she has lent her face and tits to.
Can we all take a moment here to count all the subliminal messages in these pictures? Scarlett Johansson bringing a magnum to explosive orgasm. Scarlett Johansson posing with a vase full of vaginae. Scarlett Johansson fisting an ice bucket.
Forget about drinking champagne. I need a cold shower.
Is vaginae really the plural of vagina?
are you serious?
Baaaaaaaaaa-ginas
bagina bagina
LOL wendie you be kinky!
Oh, the wonders of PhotoShop. She doesn’t look like herself in ANY of these pics. The one with the flowers is the closest, but that’s about it…
i was thinking the exact same thing! she looks so skinny and her face is totally different.
photoshoooop!!
Did her lips get bigger?
You’re right, she should have just done a porno movie.
She is one fine specimen of the female gender. Lovely.
ha! fisting an ice bucket……
Either she’s lost a lot of weight or there’s some serious Photoshop happening here.
I was going to mention that her arms looked unnaturally skinny but….you know….
Ha!
FA.
She lost weight, you bunch of fat harpies.
*lol*
She prolly dropped some lbs since she’s been on a very strict Ryan Reynolds beef stick diet. I doubt she has much time to eat anything else.
thank god she is blonde here. she looks soooo much better this way.
It’s easy to hold stuff with your toes. It would have been cooler if there was champagne in the glass.
Agreed. Can some people really NOT hold stuff with their toes…?
To be fair, I can only do it well with one foot. I’m right-footed as well as right-handed, I guess.
I’m not really impressed by holding the champagne flute with her toes. I mean, fuck, I can do that!
What would impress me is if she could hold a champagne flute filled with champagne (and maybe a couple of strawberry slices) with her toes and slowly pour that over her naked tits…..that would impress me.
You have forgotten an other subliminal message in the last picture. In french, the expression “climb up curtains”(grimper aux rideaux) means : to express an intense sexual pleasure. So, we can easily imagine a man, hidden at the bottom of the photo…