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Scarlett Johansson Can Hold A Champagne Flute With Her Toes. This Impresses Me.

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Seriously, Scarlett Johansson should have just done a porn movie.  It would have been more subtle than the new Moet & Chandon ad campaign that she has lent her face and tits to.

Can we all take a moment here to count all the subliminal messages in these pictures?  Scarlett Johansson bringing a magnum to explosive orgasm.  Scarlett Johansson posing with a vase full of vaginae.  Scarlett Johansson fisting an ice bucket.

Forget about drinking champagne.  I need a cold shower.

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