GASP!!!!
There is cheating on your significant other. There is cheating on your hairstylist. There is cheating on your real estate agent. There is — and I’m trying to perfect this art right now — cheating on your taxes. These are things that are widely accepted in Hollywood.
But THEN there is CHEATING ON YOUR OWN TANNING PRODUCT. And that is a no-no line that Lindsay Lohan has just CROSSED with a VENGEANCE. I’m in shock. I’m just speechless. I’m so disappointed in you, Puss.
The out-of-work actress has employed the services of mobile spray tanner Fake Bake several times over the past few months, according to insiders.
Says a source: “Lindsay tans on the sly, and will have the van come to the house of her girlfriend [Samantha Ronson] instead of her own for discretionary purposes.”
But what about Lindsay’s own line, Sevin Nyne, which will be sold exclusively at Sephora for $35 beginning April 15?
When asked about Lohan’s brand loyalty, the actress’ business partner, Kristi Kaylor, told us: “Lindsay only uses Sevin Nyne. As well as perfecting the solution with our lab and choosing the scent, Lindsay named the product, art-directed the visual components and has been involved every step of the way. Lindsay also has her own machine and gallons of Sevin Nyne solution that she uses regularly.”
Mostly, you know the guys at Sunset Tan are cringing right now, like “That could have been us in that article!!! Why was Nick 15 minutes late delivering her coke last month???? We’re soooo sending Erin next time.” (Is that show even on anymore?)
Oh, Lindsay. I was really excited for your new tanning product. But now that I know you’re cheating on it, I may have to stick with my existing brand (It’s called SunFX White Out and it rocks).
Meanwhile, although her rep denies it, friends are saying that Lindsay’s on a strictly liquid diet right now.
She’s not only having a self-proclaimed problem finding work, a pal says she’s “spiraling out of control. Her weight has dropped to new lows. It’s a strictly liquid diet with very little solid food. She’ll consume anything with caffeine and sugar – at least three Red Bulls a day. Her behavior is getting more and more reminiscent of her pre-rehab days, especially with these bursts of outrage at the paparazzi. She’s fighting with Sam on a daily basis and acting out all the time. We’re all scared for her.”
Awww, I’m sure Lindsay’s not on a pure liquid diet. She’s mixing some powder in with that liquid, if you catch my drift.
You should follow that bouncer’s example from the story Wendie posted earlier and turn her and her worthless family away from your blog. She’s sooo incredibly bland. She needs to just go away like her acting career has. There’s nothing even remotely interesting about her.
A-fuckin-MEN!!!
She looks so old in that picture.
Over the past couple of weeks, she’s been looking healthier. I thought she had put on a little bit of weight. Also, she doesn’t seem to be hitting the clubs as much.
WHAT?! *said in high pitch voice
On the basis she is followed 24/7 and has photogs parked outside her house permanently – wouldn’t X17 or TMZ have evidence?
Just a thought…more crap being made up to fill up all your blogs when there ar eno other stories for you!!
This is pretty funny though… should break the monotony of the bullshit workday well :)
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/21a4c663
omg! funniest thing ever melissa!
That is hands down the funniest shit I have seen all week. Nice one Melissa.
Lindsay: “I’m a vagitarian” ha ha ha
bahaha that was delightful
i don’t get why she has a tan product though, she is the perfect example of fake tanning gone wrong…and if this is a result of professional people doing it then they surely must be having a laugh about it
seriously, wouldn’t somebody tell her how horrible it looks?and who would buy that shit if it looks like the first time you’ve ever tried self fake tanning and it didn’t work out
that aside, can we please not have her as a celeb anymore? bloody annoying she is!
Love the liquid diet pun.BRILLZ
The Mazaratti she drives was given to her by a porn director so I guess we know what her next career move is. Wonder if it will be girl on girl?
I was going to try and defend Lindsay again…and then I clicked that link. LMAO Melissa that was awesome! I’m not going to bother this time
what the hell is going on with her hair? is greasy untouched roots in right now? Oh hi Im lindsay lohan, dont you just love my unwashed hair? my stringy extensions that go down to my knees which are blonde, but my natural hair which is like dish water blonde with some orange in it. lovely