I don’t know who Kimberly Locke fell in love with, but Valentino Garavani is definitely the Eighth World Wonder in my mind. How a man can know so much about fashion and so little about spray-tanner remains a complete mystery to me. Is this a disease? I think this is a disease. I’ve mentioned it before. I think he has the spray-tan version of an eating disorder. He just doesn’t get that it looks bad past a certain point.
Valentino was, of course, on-hand for the LA premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor. Also there: Anne Hathaway, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Nicky Hilton, Janice Dickinson, Rose McGowan and Shanae Grimes.
At first I thought he was just a weirdly orange dark grandpa (yeah, a famous one but still a gramps) but I opted to believe he was somewhat dark by nature, but then I saw his hand! Anyways I believe he must have an obsession or maybe ppl from his generation believe that darker skin is prettier so he tries to achieve beauty :)). Still it’s ridiculous but I’ll say he can do whatever he wants to bcz he is Valentino and his dresses are pure feminine magic!
~LIA~
His neck is also a lighter shade than his face. Must have stuck his face directly in front of the spray tanner and missed the rest of his body.
lol you thought that was NATURAL?
It’s totally a disease. It’s called “tanorexia”.
it actualy is a disease called Body Dismorphic Disorder or BDD, previously known as Dysmorphophobia. it manifests its self in different ways depending on the person, with this guy its tanning. i have a girl friend who has it and she plucks all her eye brows out because she thinks they are too bushy but now she literaly has no eye brows. its a little bit like OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) where someone can be obsessed about a lot of different things but someone with BDD centers around one or a few physical characteristics that the person is dissatisfied with, usualy for no good reason. its actualy pretty common and seems to be related to plastic surgery addiction.
hahahahaha I find this picture to be the most hilarious of the day!
WTF?
WTF??
I second that
Well technically since SNK accidentally posted it twice, you third that. =)
Yeah…sorry about that. LOL
Yikes!
I’ve noticed that sometimes we get little pop-up boxes with captions that appear when we mouse-over the picture. (I think either the alt or title attribute is set within the img tag.)
Seems like we usually got such helpful info in Soleil’s posts. I would very much appreciate such useful info in other posts. I’m sorry, but I just don’t know who the fuck some of these people are. (Sorry for the poor grammar – it’s late, and I’ve had several Coronas.)
I love Anne Hathaway…. she’s not only hot and (seemingly, based on televised interviews) funny (search Youtube: “ROVE – Steve Carell & Anne Hathaway interview – Get Smart” and tell me she isn’t awesome!), but she’s got a smile here that says “I so want my photo taken with the grabby orange dude so I can show my friends.”
oh my god, lol
Can I get an Oompa Loompa?!?!?!
LMAO he is a bit tangerine colored
LOL… exactly what I was thinking….Oompa Loompa doopity doo….I’ve got a little secret for you……..man tan gone wrong (on soooo many levels)
Granted, he looks bad but it does not help that he is having his picture taken next to Casper the Ghost’s fucking sister.
Sevinnyne!
Haha! He couldn’t stand out any more but for walking through a flour factory!
He looks like he belongs on Start Trek: TNG…
OMG he looks like he’s been dipped in chocolate. I can’t believe he walks out of the house like that. And is it me or could Anne Hathaway be Joan Crawford’s and Liza Minelli’s love child?
PUMPKIN! Why is there no one out there with enough gumption to say “Yu look horrible!”?
him and donatella versace have the same disease.
him and donatella versace have the same disease.
Is it Halloween already? It’s a ghost and a jack-o-lantern side by side!!!
I do like the milky or even pale skin color but this motherfucker is straight up carrot orange.
He looks like a creepier less attractive Jerry Stiller crossed with a sphincter. I don’t understand how anyone could simultaneously have a mouth that tight and eyebrows that high.
Has anyone thought that maybe he just ate too many carrots? That’ll turn ya orange, I’m told.