Nicole Richie seems to have found her groove. Her jewelry line, House of Harlow 1960, sold out before it hit the stores. Now, in addition to manufacturing a human being, she has another project in the works.
Richie told People, "There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything."
Hold on just one fucking minute. It's being reported like she's doing just a maternity line but the commas in her statement give me hope that she's also doing a regular clothing line with accessories. Because if I find out that there's such...
Zac Efron was on board, but has now jumped ship, on the Footloose remake movie. However, Paramount will not allow anyone to, uh, cut Footloose. Their statement:
Footloose is a project we've longed to see re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited and committed to the collective brain trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who will reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the film will undoubtedly be filled with the same kind of breakout performan...
Can we talk about Facebook, Twitter and fate for a moment?
I'm working on about eight hours of sleep. Eight hours of sleep over a three-day period. So, while I'm awake and annoyed by the cacophony of snoring around me, I stalk old boyfriends on Facebook. I am relieved to say that I definitely dodged a couple of bullets in relation to conquests from my twenties.
Facebook was recently re-designed to look like a live-time cluster fuck stream of status updates. Or, you know, Twitt...
"Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar."
Alyssa Milano, either trying to describe a date and she's stuck in euphemism hell or actually talking about sports, in her new book, "Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic."
In regards to her break up with Barry Zito, she writes, "To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubho...
Chelsea Handler has inked a deal with Comcast Entertainment Group that will keep her show, Chelsea Lately, on the air until 2012. I must confess, for 2007 and a portion of 2008, I thought Chelsea's last name was Lately.
Her show debuted in 2007 and ratings have steadily grown ever since-especially in the female 18-34 demographic. Sigh. I guess this means I will begrudgingly concede that she has talent that extends beyond fucking the CEO of Comcast. Which, incidentally, she does.
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David Letterman has always struck me as so logical and rational, but he's gone hog-wild and married his girlfriend of twenty-three years. The transcript from tonight's Late Show With David Letterman:
On Thursday, at 3 PM, March 19, 2009 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko.
Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years….’
…I had avoid...
Hard to believe it's that time of the month again, but like breaking open a new pack of Yaz, it's time for March's installment of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox broke up.
I don't really have the energy to come with a new and creative way to spoon this information out to you all, so can we just get this over with? God, this feels like the goodbye sex you never want to have. Like, where you're totally over the dude but you feel obligated to give him the Sayonarascrew.
She moved out....
Pay attention beyotches! Mischa Barton is opening up-and no, not her legs this time. She is back in the media, sharing her wisdom-yet again. Will there ever be a day when we won't have to be victim to her wisdom? The answer is "No!"
Mischa is just so insightful-she really needs a pulpit and I'm willing to help make that happen. I will personally lead the motion for the creation of a new religion-Mischatology, anyone?
Lesson one in the Book of Mischatology: Don't get married.
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Nicole Richie seems to have found her groove. Her jewelry line, House of Harlow 1960, sold out before it hit the stores. Now, in addition to manufacturing a human being, she has another project in the works.
Richie told People, "There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything."
Hold on just one fucking minute. It's being reported like she's doing just a maternity line but the commas in her statement give me hope that she's also doing a regular clothing line with accessories. Because if I find out that there's such...
Zac Efron was on board, but has now jumped ship, on the Footloose remake movie. However, Paramount will not allow anyone to, uh, cut Footloose. Their statement:
Footloose is a project we've longed to see re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited and committed to the collective brain trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who will reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the film will undoubtedly be filled with the same kind of breakout performan...
Can we talk about Facebook, Twitter and fate for a moment?
I'm working on about eight hours of sleep. Eight hours of sleep over a three-day period. So, while I'm awake and annoyed by the cacophony of snoring around me, I stalk old boyfriends on Facebook. I am relieved to say that I definitely dodged a couple of bullets in relation to conquests from my twenties.
Facebook was recently re-designed to look like a live-time cluster fuck stream of status updates. Or, you know, Twitt...
"Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar."
Alyssa Milano, either trying to describe a date and she's stuck in euphemism hell or actually talking about sports, in her new book, "Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic."
In regards to her break up with Barry Zito, she writes, "To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubho...
Chelsea Handler has inked a deal with Comcast Entertainment Group that will keep her show, Chelsea Lately, on the air until 2012. I must confess, for 2007 and a portion of 2008, I thought Chelsea's last name was Lately.
Her show debuted in 2007 and ratings have steadily grown ever since-especially in the female 18-34 demographic. Sigh. I guess this means I will begrudgingly concede that she has talent that extends beyond fucking the CEO of Comcast. Which, incidentally, she does.
...
Poor Lance Armstrong has broken his collarbone in Spain on Monday, after crashing during the first stage of a five-day race. This was supposed to be Lance's big return to cycling after coming out of retirement.
Armstrong, who was caught in a pile-up about 12.5 miles form the stage's finish in La Vuelta de Castilla y Leon, appeared to be in considerable pain as he was helped into an ambulance headed to the Rio Carrion hospital in Palencia, the Associated Press reports.
Doctors are determining...
Lindsay Lohan may be overdoing it on the ... uh ... Red Bull, because Gatecrasher is reporting that she's broke as a joke right now.
According to friends of the two, Lindsay’s overspending is out of control, and it’s putting additional strain on the ladies’ already volatile relationship.
“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment...
My sister's in town visiting this week, and somehow the topic of Anne Hathaway came up. My sister was like, "I never like her in movies," and I was like, "You know, me neither. I like that she was dating a "Vatican" con-man, I like that she sold him out to the Feds, and I like what she wears when Rachel Zoe styles her, but I never actually do like her in movies." So I have to admit that I'm kind of disappointed that Anne's been chosen to play Judy Garland in her upcoming biopic, Get Happy: Th...
David Letterman has always struck me as so logical and rational, but he's gone hog-wild and married his girlfriend of twenty-three years. The transcript from tonight's Late Show With David Letterman:
On Thursday, at 3 PM, March 19, 2009 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko.
Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years….’
…I had avoid...
Hard to believe it's that time of the month again, but like breaking open a new pack of Yaz, it's time for March's installment of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox broke up.
I don't really have the energy to come with a new and creative way to spoon this information out to you all, so can we just get this over with? God, this feels like the goodbye sex you never want to have. Like, where you're totally over the dude but you feel obligated to give him the Sayonarascrew.
She moved out....
...
Pay attention beyotches! Mischa Barton is opening up-and no, not her legs this time. She is back in the media, sharing her wisdom-yet again. Will there ever be a day when we won't have to be victim to her wisdom? The answer is "No!"
Mischa is just so insightful-she really needs a pulpit and I'm willing to help make that happen. I will personally lead the motion for the creation of a new religion-Mischatology, anyone?
Lesson one in the Book of Mischatology: Don't get married.
...