No, that's not Madonna's newest conquest she's cuddled up with. That's her adopted son, Malawi native, David Banda. Now, Madonna is looking to add to her brood.
A representative at the Ministry of Gender and Child Development in Malawi confirms that Madge is heading back to the African country to adopt another child. Her adoption papers have already been filed and could be ruled on in the courts next week.
Madonna is getting so Mia Farrow-ish in her old age. It's really nice to ...
Since 2007's flop I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay Lohan has been in only one movie-Labor Pains. The plot of this movie is that the main character, Lohan, pretends to be pregnant in order to keep her job. Oh, the hilarity that won't will ensue!
MTV Movies Blog is now reporting that Labor Pains isn't going to get a theatrical release. It is now slated for a cable television debut in July, 2009 and a DVD release in August, 2009. How very Jessica Simpson of Linds!
I haven't given up on...
Scarlett Johansson has been all the talk this week since showing up at a "Tribute to Film" looking, reportedly, very thin. According to Page Six, ScarJo was prating on about her super strict regimen in anticipation of the filming of Iron Man 2.
Now before we all start having kittens and spiral into two hundred comments about society's issues with body weight, I never thought Scarlett Johansson was fat. I didn't think she was fat before and I don't think she's fat now. But I can't hel...
Here's a picture of Rihanna's newest tat, done by the aptly named tattoo artist BangBang. She originally wanted a gun tattoo on each arm but felt that they would compromise her contract with Cover Girl.
What have we learned today? Offensive ink placement? Bad. Staying with abuser? All good....
I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies called? Are they mini-Massengills? Demi-douches? Douchettes? Victims? Do you feed them with a douche bottle? And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?
In Touch just needs to shut the fuck up and not even write these stories if they aren't going to get the answe...
Hunter Tylo: I know you hard core celebuaddicts will know who she is, but she isn't a household name. And you don't need to know who she is to appreciate her. This over-tooled bitch has a life story with enough tragic material to make a Lifetime movie. A mini-series really. If I'm being totally honest, based on her most recent life choice, she could probably get a thirteen episode show. A Lifetime show now; a True Hollywood Story, later. I'm getting ahead of myself though. Let me g...
You've already heard my rant about how excited this makes me.
NOW, there's a preview clip of the Family Guy show featuring the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It also got some quick interviews with Seth MacFarlane about the episode. You can check it out here.
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Singer/songwriter/producer Pharrell was in the Paris airport, begging the McDonald's folks for a Big Mac and a milkshake, but there was just one problem: They were still only serving breakfast. This is my GIANT PROBLEM with McDonald's. That's not true, actually, I have a lot of problems with McDonald's, but perhaps my biggest gripe with them is that I can't get a fucking Big Mac before 10 am. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US? I once had a horrific experience in college when I ordered a #7 at the drive-thru, and was so excited to eat my cheeseburgers and fries, but when I opened the bag it contained gross hash browns and some icky sausage-egg-biscuit mess. NOT YUMMY. It was pretty traumatic for me. I think I cried. Come on, Mickey D's, cheeseburgers are an ALWAYS food.
Pharrell did a funny song and dance number to try to convince the girls to give him his food. They obviously didn't recognize him and they were not amused. But I am. And that's what matters. />
Singer/songwriter/producer Pharrell was in the Paris airport, begging the McDonald's folks for a Big Mac and a milkshake, but there was just one problem: They were still only serving breakfast. This is my GIANT PROBLEM with McDonald's. That's not true, actually, I have a lot of problems with McDonald's, but perhaps my biggest gripe with them is that I can't get a fucking Big Mac before 10 am. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US? I once had a horrific experience in college when I ordered a #7 at the drive-thru...
No, that's not Madonna's newest conquest she's cuddled up with. That's her adopted son, Malawi native, David Banda. Now, Madonna is looking to add to her brood.
A representative at the Ministry of Gender and Child Development in Malawi confirms that Madge is heading back to the African country to adopt another child. Her adoption papers have already been filed and could be ruled on in the courts next week.
Madonna is getting so Mia Farrow-ish in her old age. It's really nice to ...
Since 2007's flop I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay Lohan has been in only one movie-Labor Pains. The plot of this movie is that the main character, Lohan, pretends to be pregnant in order to keep her job. Oh, the hilarity that won't will ensue!
MTV Movies Blog is now reporting that Labor Pains isn't going to get a theatrical release. It is now slated for a cable television debut in July, 2009 and a DVD release in August, 2009. How very Jessica Simpson of Linds!
I haven't given up on...
Scarlett Johansson has been all the talk this week since showing up at a "Tribute to Film" looking, reportedly, very thin. According to Page Six, ScarJo was prating on about her super strict regimen in anticipation of the filming of Iron Man 2.
Now before we all start having kittens and spiral into two hundred comments about society's issues with body weight, I never thought Scarlett Johansson was fat. I didn't think she was fat before and I don't think she's fat now. But I can't hel...
Here's a picture of Rihanna's newest tat, done by the aptly named tattoo artist BangBang. She originally wanted a gun tattoo on each arm but felt that they would compromise her contract with Cover Girl.
What have we learned today? Offensive ink placement? Bad. Staying with abuser? All good....
I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies called? Are they mini-Massengills? Demi-douches? Douchettes? Victims? Do you feed them with a douche bottle? And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?
In Touch just needs to shut the fuck up and not even write these stories if they aren't going to get the answe...
Hunter Tylo: I know you hard core celebuaddicts will know who she is, but she isn't a household name. And you don't need to know who she is to appreciate her. This over-tooled bitch has a life story with enough tragic material to make a Lifetime movie. A mini-series really. If I'm being totally honest, based on her most recent life choice, she could probably get a thirteen episode show. A Lifetime show now; a True Hollywood Story, later. I'm getting ahead of myself though. Let me g...
No no, I'm kidding, of course. Remember, she ditched Joel Madden before he started impregnating his floozies. But we can totally see how adorable she's going to be when she does have kids.
Hilary was filming for a her role in an upcoming episode of Law and Order: SVU to bump the episode's ratings take some pictures of Hilary playing a mom on the show. Even my cold evil heart warms at this. Hilary seems positively maternal. I'm so excited for when she settles down and pops out babies. It's ...
Shawn Johnson has back-flipped her way into somebody's heart! A man was arrested on Tuesday near the set of Dancing with the Stars, after he jumped the fence and tried to meet Shawn.
Robert O'Ryan, 34, allegedly jumped a fence at CBS Studios in L.A. where the show was filming, but was caught by security. Johnson's mother, Teri, requested and received a temporary restraining order from the L.A. Superior Court on Wednesday.
Approached by security while roaming the studio grounds, O'Ryan ad...
There's a movement in LA to pass legislation that would make it easier to punish those who leak photos and information about police cases and media outlets that use that photos, whether or not any money exchanged hands. This movement started when the photo of a beaten Rihanna hit the Internet, and media outlets decided to publish the identity of the victim, even though the victim's identity is typically not published in domestic violence cases.
An organization called STOParazzi is spearheading the ...
Oh man. I wish falling in love was as easy for me as it is for Bruce Willis. Apparently Bruce did not meet his new wife, Emma Heming, through friends, as his PR team originally stated. He was basically casting for girlfriends, using his Halle Berry flick Perfect Stranger as a cover. It's kind of like Match.com but for really rich and famous people, I guess.
An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of 'Perfect Stranger' [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two ye...