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"I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day. He’s a little angel – the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."
Gisele Bundchen, wife of Tom Brady and apparently also mother of his son, in Vanity Fair's May, 2009 issue.
Note to GB: Unless you've got some stretchmarks to share, you've pushed a human head o...
I'll let you choose how you want to wrap up this weekend. You can either read the entire content of this post about Sean Avery and how Vogue just released the title of his upcoming biopic, OR you can skip to the very last paragraph for an Amy Winehouse upskirt. I'll leave the decision up to you.
If you don't know who Sean Avery is, you should. You should know him, so you can hate him.
He's just about the douchiest hockey player ever to play the game. He's been traded and re-traded, thank...
Pattinson has responded to rumors circulated earlier in the week that crew members on the set of New Moon have been complaining about his body odor.
"I haven't even been on the set yet."
"I also do shower," he added, before joking that he regularly reads his negative press.
"I only look at the negative stuff," he said.
"I just want to know whoever's saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my black book."
He has a little black book of ...
Karina Smirnoff has asked dancing partner Steve Wozniak to walk her down the aisle when she gets married to fellow DWTS dancer Maksin Chmerkovskiy later this year. Which is weird. No word yet on whether he'll actually walk, or do it on a Segway. Given his recent injuries, my money's on Segway.
"He's a little out of his element but has the biggest personality you'll ever meet," Smirnoff said about her dancing partner. "He's super funny and super charming."
The whole thing smacks of publicity. I can...
Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.
Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different loo...
I've always thought that Helena Bonham Carter is one of the most beautiful women in showbusiness. She has a sultry sexiness that most women can't pull off. But she is also really adept at making herself look ridiculous and unattractive.
Here, Carter accepts the Best Actress award for Sweeney Todd during the Jameson Empire Awards while wearing a spidernest hat--most likely given to her by husband Tim Burton-- that has hatched tiny babies who've crawled down the mesh to hang about her head li...
Let's take a moment to read yet another page in the cautionary tale that is Courtney Love's life. You can't just say whatever the fuck you want, even on the internet (I'd do well to keep that in mind).
Reuters reports that the musician is being sued by designer Dawn Simorangkir for "insults the singer is accused of posting on Twitter, MySpace and online marketplace Etsy."
Allegedly, lovable basket case Love asked the designer to make some clothing for her, didn't pay for it, then began insulting the designer on the internet afte...
Catholicism had a busy news week, which is interesting because that whole religious zombie shindig isn't for a few weeks yet.
In addition to being pissed at the Detroit Tigers, and working on finally being able to marry into the hot, sexy genepool of British Royalty, they also made it possible for you to see the "Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World" naked.
Reportedly, the most totally awesomest Pope of the last 100 years inspired swimsuit and lingerie model Joanna Krupa to pose nude. S...
I'm sure that by now some of you may have heard that Candy Spelling, widow of TV producer Aaron Spelling, has put her Holmby Hills home up for sale. But did you know that the $150 million asking price makes it the most expensive house on sale in America? Did you also know that Candy is a few peppermint twizzles short of a her store?
Spelling told The Associated Press that she let her dog Madison, a soft-coated Wheaten Terrier, help pick out the best real estate agent for the task. She had her ...