Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It Looks Like There’s Gonna Be an “Entourage” Movie

entourage I hadn't heard anything about the Entourage folks making a movie, but it looks like they are, because I just got an email that they're casting extras for the film. No experience needed, all looks and types desired. Click here to learn more and apply. More importantly, what do we think about the idea of an Entourage movie? Excited or no? Update: A tipster tells me that this casting company is a fraud and "pure evil." Use at your own risk. ...

Quotables

56871120jenniferaniston322009124709pm "I don't owe anybody my side of the story.There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy.  There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story." Jennifer Aniston in April's issue of Elle UK discussing how she isn't going to talk about her split from Brad.  Which I find ironic since I feel like she is always talking about her "husband." Advice to Jen?  If you don't feel that you owe anyone your side of the story, stop sharing your side of the story with everyone....

Katie Holmes Responds Well To Photoshopping

katieholmesaparilcover Katie Holmes is the cover girl on April's issue of Glamour.  She shares all the crap about her life that no one is interested in learning about. Regarding the actresses she idolizes, she inexplicably mentioned Audrey Hepburn in the same sentence as Julia Roberts: Growing up, I always had my dreams set on being an actor, so I looked up to Julia Roberts, Audrey Hepburn. I also look up to Kate Winslet and Renée [Zellweger] and Cate Blanchett…and Diane Keaton—she’s a genius. On a day...

The Sarah Silverman Project Feels The Economic Pinch

56667979sarahsilverman322009100013am Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Project needs a bailout.  The executive producers of the show, one of which is Silverman, were informed that the budget for season three would be cut by more than twenty percent.  Hey, welcome to my world. Anyway, they have threatened to quit, which would effectively end the show.  Apparently a typical budget for a one-camera is $1.5-2M per episode and they have been producing TSSP for $1.1 per show.  So yeah, being cut to $850,000 is tough-I guess.  Ho...

Chris Brown Recording An Album No One Will Buy

56881540chrisbrown322009103903am Listen, this Chris Brown and Rihanna deal is played out at this point.  There are only so many ways to say it:  Chris is a scum.  Rihanna needs to run.  End of story.  But... Who are these PR people Chris hired to help salvage his reputation?  Because they need to be fired, yesterday.  The half-assed non-statment, the phallic jet-skiing poses, the reconciliation with Rihanna-any decent public relations firm would not be letting this shit happen.  The only element that gives me a sma...

Amy Winehouse Contributes To Poor Property Values

55506521amywinehouse32200993449am Amy Winehouse finally left St. Lucia and returned to Britain so she could check out her new digs.  Whilst she's been away, a new house in North London has been set up for her in a continued effort to get her in a better environment.  Neighbors are not pleased that there is a new beehive in town.  One neighbor, upon hearing the news of Amy's arrival, was quoted saying, "House prices have fallen enough without Amy Winehouse taking up residence."  The people in her new neighborhood will never ...

Hef’s New Girls: The Mardi Gras Pics!

n682968466_1438301_5900480 My Fave. Z-lister. Evah, Ranae Shrider, attended the Mardi Gras party at the Playboy mansion, and posted a bunch of pics of Hef with his new girlfriends on her Facebook page. Man, the twins sure do look bored and stoned. And the third girl just looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. I also included some pics of Ranae as a thank you. She's always had a rockin' bod, but her new face looks damn good! Thank GOD someone in LA found a decent plastic surgeon. [gallery columns="4"]...

I Wish I Were Cool Like You, Amber Rose

Amber Rose, Kanye West's Girlfriend Pictures Photos Let's talk about Kanye West's new girlfriend, Amber Rose, who accompanied Kanye for some shopping and lunch on Sunset today. I can't even tell you how jealous I am of this look. I wish I could wander around LA in February wearing a see-through half-tank with no bra, faux denim hot pants and fuck-me heels. And don't forget the cigarette! What a radical departure from social norms, Amber! You're so awesome. I wish I had the guts to show up at uber-expensive restaurants looking like I...