Listen, guys. Normally I don't work this late in the day. But I found out this news a little while ago and I don't know where else to take it except here. I've been bitching about it for the past hour on my Facebook. Life On Mars got the ax. Wait-Life On Mars got the ax but Two And A Half Men got renewed. I don't know what alternate universe I am in, but someone, anyone, please come get me.
Someone, anyone, explain this to me. Please. I am beside myself right now. I know it's only a television show but this is Sam f...
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared together last night, at the US premiere of Watchmen. Why is it that these two never look like an authentic couple? And they always have dead eyes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are so much better at this fake relationship thing....
"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Kanye West in his VH1 Storytellers documentary, sharing the biggest disappointment of his life.
You know what the greatest pain in my life is? Having to write about Kanye West every time he comes up with a quote intended to keep his name in the media. Or, you know, every time he decides to punch a pap....
Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz told The Daily Mail he is convinced someone is going to murder him. He won't open his door for fear of being taken down by a crazed gunman. Pete needs a dose of reality. Because, as a rule, gunmen often don't announce their arrival by ringing the doorbell. Of course, this whole murder concept comes from a dude who also said, "If I didn't have a baby, I'd have a chimp." So, you know, grain of salt.
Other scintillating snippets of Pete's interview:
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Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy's nightclub Saturday night. They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of Reinhardt's ex, Amanda Bynes, who also happened to be there. Bynes chose to ignore the two dancing STDs and carried on with her evening.
Don't you remember creating drama like this when you were, like, fifteen? Sigh...Paris is such a useless sperm receptacle at this point....
They're releasing even more Circus trailers!!!
This one's much longer than the first one. Britney looks 100% back on her game!
Soooo pumped for this! />
They're releasing even more Circus trailers!!!
This one's much longer than the first one. Britney looks 100% back on her game!
Soooo pumped for this!...
Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited.
I would be lying if I said I didn't get a tiny bit wet watching this.
Britney -- who's the new model for Candie's (damn! Wonder what that cost them?) -- released a video of some of the dress rehearsals for her tour.
SHE IS BACK, BITCHES! This is the old Britney, kicking ass and taking names and SHINING on stage. I am so happy for her it hurts.
And I am SOOOOOO excited to get see this show! I want it to be now!!! />
Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited.
I would be lying if I said I didn't get a tiny bit wet watching this.
Britney -- who's the new model for Candie's (damn! Wonder what that cost them?) -- released a video of some of the dress rehearsals for her tour.
SHE IS BACK, BITCHES! This is the old Britney, kicking ass and taking names and SHINING on stage. I am so happy for her it hurts.
And I am SOOOOOO excited to get see this show! I want it to be now!!!...
Listen, guys. Normally I don't work this late in the day. But I found out this news a little while ago and I don't know where else to take it except here. I've been bitching about it for the past hour on my Facebook. Life On Mars got the ax. Wait-Life On Mars got the ax but Two And A Half Men got renewed. I don't know what alternate universe I am in, but someone, anyone, please come get me.
Someone, anyone, explain this to me. Please. I am beside myself right now. I know it's only a television show but this is Sam f...
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared together last night, at the US premiere of Watchmen. Why is it that these two never look like an authentic couple? And they always have dead eyes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are so much better at this fake relationship thing....
"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Kanye West in his VH1 Storytellers documentary, sharing the biggest disappointment of his life.
You know what the greatest pain in my life is? Having to write about Kanye West every time he comes up with a quote intended to keep his name in the media. Or, you know, every time he decides to punch a pap....
Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz told The Daily Mail he is convinced someone is going to murder him. He won't open his door for fear of being taken down by a crazed gunman. Pete needs a dose of reality. Because, as a rule, gunmen often don't announce their arrival by ringing the doorbell. Of course, this whole murder concept comes from a dude who also said, "If I didn't have a baby, I'd have a chimp." So, you know, grain of salt.
Other scintillating snippets of Pete's interview:
I n...
Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy's nightclub Saturday night. They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of Reinhardt's ex, Amanda Bynes, who also happened to be there. Bynes chose to ignore the two dancing STDs and carried on with her evening.
Don't you remember creating drama like this when you were, like, fifteen? Sigh...Paris is such a useless sperm receptacle at this point....
You guys I am in the WORST MOOD right now!
I have been trying to track down some documents I need for my taxes, and Jesusfuckingchrist banks are a NIGHTMARE to deal with. All I want to do is talk to a person! But I first have to punch in all this information about myself and then get passed around to three different people (and repeat ALL my information for EACH ONE of them) after waiting on hold for 15 minutes and being assured repeatedly by an automated voice that Washington Mutual is sooooo...
"I am not only turned off by people who voted for Barack Obama, but I am also turned off by people that voted for my dad—or more so, obsessive supporters of my dad. Recently, over dinner, a guy started explaining his reasons for supporting President Obama during the election (I didn’t ask, I think the poor guy felt guilty) and I immediately found any attraction I had previously had dissipate. But same thing happens if a guy starts talking about all the reasons why my father should be preside...
BritneySpears.com posted a photo of Britney's setlist for her "Circus" tour, which starts in New Orleans this week.
I'm really excited to see the "Bollywood" version of "Me Against the Music"!
I love this setlist, and I love that it ends with "Baby One More Time." I have tickets to see her in Seattle, and I just couldn't be more excited.
Meanwhile, it looks like Britney will have her boys on tour with her, as Kevin Federline -- their primary custodian -- has agreed to go on tour ...