Suri, I don't blame you. I'm totally over your dad too! Speaking of "dad", may I take this opportunity to ask you to Google images of Katie Holmes' ex, Chris Klein? Oh, hell...just look in the gallery.
Tom, Suri and Katie wearing an ensemble that is sure to spark baby bump rumors, arriving yesterday in Japan as they continue their Valkyrie promo tour.
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Sounds like Hayden Panettiere needs a Midol-or a whole bottle. Yesterday, when she arrived at a fundraiser supporting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation, she spent most of her red carpet time yelling at reporters.
When she first arrived, she screamed at the photogs to back up. After posing for a few pictures, she was approached by a reporter who tapped her on the shoulder and asked, "May we talk with you Hayden?" Pantyline responded by yelling, "Don't you ever touch me!" In the end, she refused to answer any questions and told various media, "You...
Listen, it's been a tough night here at Chez Bitch, so it's entirely possible that my brain is not functioning properly today. Come to think of it, even with a full twelve hours of sleep, I have never been accused of thinking like normal folk. I'm serious, though. I have no fucking idea what Drew Barrymore is talking about as she is interviewed in this month's W.
“It’s like Cinderella fantasy,” the 34-year-old actress said of being a W cover model. “It’s like the cool kids ...
Mischa is back to blogging and this time, it's to give us all the latest status on her relationship with Luke Pritchard.
I'm sure you guys are all going to hear about it soon enough so I just wanted to tell you what is real first -- I broke up with Luke when I got to London. Things just didn't feel quite right. There was no cheating or anything terrible, the bad just started to outweigh the good and a long distance relationship is never an easy thing to do.
I hope that the press will sho...
Beyonce was on the streets of New York this weekend filming a new video. Incidentally, my favorite little glitterwurst looks a little dead in the eyes; corsets can do that to a woman. It's like her very soul is being extruded out of her via her hips. For some unknown reason, that conjures up images of cheese in a can.
Anyway, caption this....
Despite my fervent nightly prayers, the CW is moving forward with its plans for a Melrose Place remake. In an enjoyable twist, and perhaps the only strategy that could have ever made me tune into this disaster-in-waiting, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been cast as the newest tenant.
Are you ready for the complex and completely original character profile? Ash plays a small-town girl with a secret. Sigh, yawn and snort.
Ashlee hasn't acted in four years (unless you count the lip-synching...
DJ AM may be the luckiest man alive. He and Travis Barker were the only two survivors of last year's plane crash which killed the other four people on board. And now, it appears he has cheated death again.
Poor Adam was booked on Continental Flight 3407 on February 13th. That's the plane that crashed in Buffalo and had no survivors. Apparently, Adam had a bad feeling about flying and opted to drive at the last minute-a decision that saved his life. Why does aviation basically hate Ada...
Christian Bale's reputation has gotten so bad after the whole rant-y thing that he's supposedly planning to star in a romantic comedy.
The Dark Knight actor - who hit the headlines when a recording of his foul-mouthed rant on the set of the new Terminator movie found its way on to the Internet - is going all-out for laughs in a bid to show the other side of his personality.
'Cuse me? Christian Bale in a romantic comedy is like Elmo making a cameo as a junkie in the next Batman flick. Do...
Apparently, Alex Rodriguez likes lace and 'Sexy Little Things' so much that he's willing to buy them for you.
"He's been going into Victoria's Secret for the last seven months and buying $1,000 gift cards, sometimes five or six at a time. He must be giving them out like candy"
First: I didn't even know Victoria's Secret made $1,000 Gift Cards - I might be in the wrong tax bracket.
Second: Kind of a shame that all those pretty panties are going to go to muscular bossy blondes.
I supp...
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Watchmen took this weekend's box office with $55.7M, the biggest opening of 2009 so far.
The head of the studio pointed out that the numbers probably would have been even bigger if the film hadn't been two hours and 45 minutes long. "This is a movie that runs two hours and 45 minutes," he said. "That really only leaves the exhibitor with one showing a night. If you have an 8 o'clock show, the next show is at midnight. So with essentially one show a night,...
"In good conscience, I can't continue representing Nadya. I wish her the best of luck. She's going to need it."
Octomom Nadya Suleman's rep, Victor Munoz, who announced this weekend that he's quitting.
Victor is the second rep this month to ditch the Octomom. Her first rep, Mike Firtney and partner Joann Killian, quit earlier this month after receiving scores of death threats via email on their office phone. "Many were so obscene, they can't be repeated," Mike said....