I'm taking thirty seconds off from my disdain for Jimmy Kimmel, because he was actually sort of amusing, and willing to admit to being the douche that he is, on
The View today. Jimmy
recently broke up with his awesome on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and dressing up like Rosie O'Donnell didn't keep the nosy ladies of
The View from grilling him about it. When they asked him what happened, Jimmy responded: I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. What do you think happened? I’m an imbecile and she couldn’t date an imbecile anymore.”
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I'm taking thirty seconds off from my disdain for Jimmy Kimmel, because he was actually sort of amusing, and willing to admit to being the douche that he is, on The View today. Jimmy recently broke up with his awesome on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and dressing up like Rosie O'Donnell didn't keep the nosy ladies of The View from grilling him about it. When they asked him what happened, Jimmy responded: I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. What do you thi...
I don't know if you watch Iron Chef America, but you really don't need to be a fan to appreciate, or be horrified, by this story.
Iron Chef star, Cat Cora, is pregnant with a boy. So is her wife. They are due three months apart and the babies will join the two young boys they already have. Just let this sink in for a minute.
"Iron Chef's Cat Cora has a bigger surprise than the unveiling of her secret ingredient on her hit Food Network show; She's expecting her third--and fourth-...
Brit's sister, Jamie Lynn, hasn't just been lactating. Since last fall, she's been working on a country album. Though a record deal hasn't been landed just yet, she has recorded some tracks in Nashville.
If anyone has the material for a decent country album, it's any member of the Spears clan. Young love gone wrong, young love resulting in a teen pregnancy, mental illness, custody stand-offs, a passionate love of cheese grits-this family has what it takes!
Jamie has no singing exp...
I know I bring this up at least once a month, but I don't think I've mentioned yet this month how totally unfair it is that Julianna Margulies' lawyer husband, Keith Lieberthal, is smart and successful and so hot.
So hot! I want one of those!
Also: Big feet! You know what that means!
At a fundraiser in NYC on Monday night. ...
“She better get the hell out. If she goes back, she’s a loser, and she doesn’t deserve to have any future success.”
Donald Trump, to Inside Edition, about Rihanna and Chris Brown.
Ya know, this is the first time in my whole life that I'm glad Donald Trump didn't keep his big fat mouth shut. We're agreed here, Mr. Trump. ...
The creators of the (admittedly brilliant) super-fattening food website, This Is Why You're Fat, have scored themselves an agent and are shopping a book deal.
Maybe it would help if I actually wrote a book.
Seriously, though, the site is genius. ...
Lindsay Lohan Sr. was on the D.C. set of Salt on Sunday, running around the city with her blond hair and ginormous kneecaps.
Seriously she is so skinny right now. That suit is practically falling off her body. And I thought before that I liked her blond hair but now I'm not sure anymore. Mostly I think she needs to gain 15 pounds and then we can worry about the hair.
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Damn, Miley!
When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?
Because he is sooooo freakin' edible!
Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.
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Melissa Rycroft, the 25-year-old who was unceremoniously (well, maybe it was ceremonious?) dumped for the runner-up on the season finale of The Bachelor, is reportedly joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars tonight, as a last-minute replacement for the injured Nancy O'Dell. She's only had a few days to rehearse (ya know, since she only really got famous a few days ago), but she'll be performing live on the show tonight.
I'm really quite pleased about this. She's gonna end up in a much b...
So thank goodness her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt, got her a baby teacup Pomeranian for her 28th birthday, in addition to a bunch of other shit she'll just end up dumping on the household help.
"He probably got me more presents than any guy ever," she said in Las Vegas before a belated birthday celebration Saturday at the Hard Rock Hotel's Body English. "He's sweet."
That's right, Paris. The older you get, the more men just naturally assume your affections are something to be bought. You've grown into that "I'm kind of a whore" vibe so effor...
I was talking to a male friend the other day, and he was like, "Man, I used to have the hugest crush on Jessica Simpson, but now I'm kind of embarrassed about it, because she got so fat."
I was like, "Dude, I don't think she's really that fat. She's just not a total skinny-minny anymore. She just has curves." And he was like, "Yeah, you're right. No, wait, actually, no. No, she's fat now."
Here's Jessica, dangerously close to showing off her raspberry at a strawberry festival in Plant City...