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Well You Guys Kept Saying That Things Happen In Threes

56358804mandymoore311200911640pm When I posted two days ago about DJ AM cheating death again, you know-the story TMZ posted today as "breaking news", a few commenters got on this whole "things happen in threes," deal.  And you were right. He cheated death once, last September.  The second close call was just a few weeks ago.  And I really consider his ex, Mandy Moore, marrying Ryan Adams yesterday as dodging a serious bullet. So there you go!  He's had his three brushes with death and now can go on to live a happy and...

Rejected By Love

56809886twins3112009110811am-11 2008 Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole has started a cancer charity, Lengths of Love, where playmates donate their hair in an effort to raise cancer awareness.  What the hell was wrong with Locks of Love?  Anyway, Nicole's claws were out as she explained why Hef's twin twits can't participate in the charity: "The twins (Hef’s new girlfriends) can’t actually donate their hair, the hair used has to be healthy enough to be retreated and not too over-processed," Nicole told Tarts. "So w...

Levi Johnston And Bristol Palin Split; Levi Researches Laser Tattoo Removal

bristoltattoo Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end.  No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that. Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah!  I'm sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school dropout.  This gives her time.  Specifically, this gives her three years to find a respectable young man to hook her daughter up with-you know, before election 2012! Levi's sister, Mercede, told Sta...

Geri Halliwell Discovers That Marriage Means No Screwing Of Other Dudes; Calls Off Engagement Immediately

55057218gerihalliwell3112009101245am Geri Halliwell has called off her three month long engagement to billionaire Fabrizio Politi.  Why don't these things ever endure?  I mean, if two people who get engaged fourteen days after meeting can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us? The Daily Mail reports it like this:  "But the couple's love affair came to an abrupt halt after Geri reportedly woke up last week and realised she 'wasn't the marrying type.'" Let me be clear:  The only way you just wake up one day ...

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Ready To Move In With Her Boyfriend

56936404mileycyrus311200993303am-1 Miley is on the radio interviews once again and explaining to Detroit's WKQI listeners how she's not ready to live with her boyfriend yet.  "I get annoyed really easily.  I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated."." A couple of thoughts here:  She gets annoyed really easily?  How does she listen to the sound of her own voice?  And her reason for not w...

The Newest Content For My “Samantha And Lindsay Got Into A Fight” Template

56927062lindsaylohan311200991717am-1 Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson exhaust me.  I read these stories of them fighting and crying and screaming and it makes me have to take a nap.  It's just such a high level of drama all the time. The newest altercation was at Prive nightclub when Sam left without Lindsay.  You do not leave your celebulez at the club.  Please click here to watch the video, complete with Linds telling security, "She left?  She left?  Get my fucking keys now!" I wonder if Linds drank Coke at Prive?  O...

Jennifer Aniston: “Attention Everyone! I Was Married To Brad Pitt!”

56890254jenniferaniston311200984733am-1 Surely you remember, it was only two weeks ago, that Jennifer Aniston didn't want to discuss her marriage with Brad Pitt?  You know, the marriage that ended years ago. Now Jen is doing promo work for Marley & Me in the UK and talked with Hello! magazine: You were with Brad Pitt for seven years - and married for five. It must have been very intense, in the public eye? [sic] “It was. But I don’t regret any of that time with Brad and I’m not here to beat myself up about it. They ...

Chris Brown’s Other Woman Revealed

As you all know, the big fight that exploded between Rihanna and Chris Brown was over a text message.  Chris was texting with another woman about hooking up.  Now, we know who the other woman is-and it's kind of creepy. According to TMZ, the other half of the texting duo is forty-year-old Tina Davis, Chris Brown's manager.  There have been rumors that she and Chris had a relationship three years ago when he was sixteen.  Thinking back to the one sixteen-year-old I've ever had sex with, why would anyone voluntarily sign up for that shit in their late thirties? This ...

Your Daily Lohan

lindsay_lohan_300x400 I haven't been very consistent with the Daily Lohan posts lately, and I sincerely apologize for that. You guys deserve better! But it's partially Lindsay's fault, too, because she hasn't been out doing "candid" photo shoots every day like she usually does. Now I see why -- she's been very busy working on her new line of spray tans! It's called Sevin Nyne, and now I have this new theory that Lindsay Lohan keeps naming her product lines as numbers because she's clearly a terrible speller. Lindsay appears in the ads for the products...

Caption This

90310M2 Britney Spears shows the paparazzi what she's working with, lounging at the pool at a Miami hotel on a day off from her tour. And, yes, OF COURSE we have an ass close-up in the thumbnails. What? You thought we wouldn't? There's also a bunch of other photos of her chillin' on a deck chair. She looks good and she's sipping water, although it wouldn't kill her to put on a little more sunscreen -- she's super scorched! It's also very cute how she keeps her pack of Marlboros right next to the dia...

Taylor Swift Brings in the CSI Ratings

Awwww, my precious Taylor Swift! Everything she touches turns to gold! CSI usually loses out in the Sunday-night ratings battle against Desperate Housewives and Lost, at least with an audience who hasn't quite hit retirement age. But with Taylor Swift starring in a guest role last week? It showed up as the night's top scripted show among adults 18-49, and the top scripted show among women 18-34. Clip above. What do we think of Taylor's big acting debut, kids? (She's cute, and she's not terrible, but personally I think she oughtta stick to singing.) /> Awwww, my precious Taylor Swift! Everything she touches turns to gold! CSI usually loses out in the Sunday-night ratings battle against Desperate Housewives and Lost, at least with an audience who hasn't quite hit retirement age. But with Taylor Swift starring in a guest role last week? It showed up as the night's top scripted show among adults 18-49, and the top scripted show among women 18-34. Clip above. What do we think of Taylor's big acting debut, kids? (She's cute, and she's no...
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