Brit's new world premiere of her If You Seek Amy video is viewable here. Thoughts?
As an aside, the story about the tour dancers that were fired after being given drug tests ended up being a, uh, false positive. No dancers have been axed and everyone is clean as a whistle. Carry on....
Okay, I'm just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it's totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it's a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer when she returned from her European Marley & Me tour. It's classic commitment-phobe behavior; they took it to the next level and he freaked out. And really, doesn't this picture just say it all? Sure, a few pictures of them on Oscar night showed more reciprocal affection, but seriously, most of them were of Jen looking like one of those clip-on plush Koala toys you put on your pencil in 1984. Doe...
ZOooooooomg I am sooo obsessed with this kid. He just electrifies a stage like none other. I mean, I often like a contestant and think to myself, "Sure, yeah, you're good. I'd listen to your album. On Rhapsody. For free." But for the first time in Idol history, I've was like, "Dude, I would pay good money to see him when he tours."
In fairness, Adam's a seasoned stage professional -- check out one of his LA stage performances here -- but still. I just lovelovelove when he comes up. He's so great.
Here's his take on Michael Jackson's "Black and White." Easily the best of the week. />
ZOooooooomg I am sooo obsessed with this kid. He just electrifies a stage like none other. I mean, I often like a contestant and think to myself, "Sure, yeah, you're good. I'd listen to your album. On Rhapsody. For free." But for the first time in Idol history, I've was like, "Dude, I would pay good money to see him when he tours."
In fairness, Adam's a seasoned stage professional -- check out one of his LA stage performances here -- but still. I just lovelovelove when he comes up. He's ...
Hello, my friends.
I didn't get a chance to watch American Idol on Tuesday night, so I watched it tonight right before the results show, and I was generally okay with who went home, although not totally thrilled. I want Megan Corkrey GONE. That chick CANNOT SING! She just bops around the stage like a moron. She sang Red Robin for chrissake. She's only there because she's pretty.
Also, I know that Adam Lambert is 100% gay, but I still want to have sex with him. I'm sorry. It's true.
Additional notes: Kanye West isn't particularly impressive live, and I think they had to build a special stage to accommodate Kelly Clarkson's ass. Jesus Christ that thing EXPLODED overnight. I mean, she's always been a big girl, but it's like, over the course of the past couple of months, every single thing she's eaten has made base camp in her butt. It is enormous. Still. I love her. I also decided tonight that she is for sure gay. (The video of her performance is above.)
Anywho!
Find out after the jump who got eliminated, and DISCUSS!!!
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Hello, my friends.
I didn't get a chance to watch American Idol on Tuesday night, so I watched it tonight right before the results show, and I was generally okay with who went home, although not totally thrilled. I want Megan Corkrey GONE. That chick CANNOT SING! She just bops around the stage like a moron. She sang Red Robin for chrissake. She's only there because she's pretty.
Also, I know that Adam Lambert is 100% gay, but I still want to have sex with him. I'm sorry. It's true.
Addit...
This'll teach her to work out with the normal people!
The photogs captured this video of Vanessa Hudgens kicking some serious ass at a workout class in LA yesterday. Damn, she's impressive with all those exercises!
Do you see the lady next to her who totally sucks compared to everything Vanessa's doing?
That is what I look like in my exercise classes. And the instructor always has to come around and reposition me, like she's doing with this chick. I relate to you, Un-athletic Woman Next to Vanessa Hudgens. />
This'll teach her to work out with the normal people!
The photogs captured this video of Vanessa Hudgens kicking some serious ass at a workout class in LA yesterday. Damn, she's impressive with all those exercises!
Do you see the lady next to her who totally sucks compared to everything Vanessa's doing?
That is what I look like in my exercise classes. And the instructor always has to come around and reposition me, like she's doing with this chick. I relate to you, Un-athletic Woman Next to...
I had dinner with a friend last night, and she was like, "Okay, if you're the publicist for Rihanna or Chris Brown, how do you go about re-introducing them as a couple? After everything that happened?"
I was like, "Ya know, you do it slowly. You send them both out in public separately, probably to a club. Show them acting normal with friends. Then you have them both release singles about nothing romantic -- just poppy songs about partying and drinking and dancing. Get the public used to them again as individuals, so they can forget who they've become as a couple."
And it's beginning, with Rihanna hitting up hotspot Coco de Ville for a belated 21st birthday celebration last night.
Starting around midnight, the "Disturbia" singer was joined by friends, including Bromance bros Frankie Delgado and Taylor Mosher, on their own private patio. She blew out birthday candles atop pink cupcakes and washed down the treats with complimentary champagne.
A source tells E! News that the starlet "looked good, was smiling and laughing in good spirits upon leaving."
She wore sunglasses as she departed the club around 4 a.m. in a red pickup truck. The source claims her caravan, including the truck, a black SUV and another car, were only followed by a few of the "35-plus paparazzi outside."
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it'll be before she and Chris start showing up at events together? />
I had dinner with a friend last night, and she was like, "Okay, if you're the publicist for Rihanna or Chris Brown, how do you go about re-introducing them as a couple? After everything that happened?"
I was like, "Ya know, you do it slowly. You send them both out in public separately, probably to a club. Show them acting normal with friends. Then you have them both release singles about nothing romantic -- just poppy songs about partying and drinking and dancing. Get the public used to the...
Brit's new world premiere of her If You Seek Amy video is viewable here. Thoughts?
As an aside, the story about the tour dancers that were fired after being given drug tests ended up being a, uh, false positive. No dancers have been axed and everyone is clean as a whistle. Carry on....
Okay, I'm just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it's totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it's a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer when she returned from her European Marley & Me tour. It's classic commitment-phobe behavior; they took it to the next level and he freaked out. And really, doesn't this picture just say it all? Sure, a few pictures of them on Oscar night showed more reciprocal affection, but seriously, most of them were of Jen looking like one of those clip-on plush Koala toys you put on your pencil in 1984. Doe...
Yay!
She must have read my post from yesterday, because Puss 'N' Boots made damn sure to make a "candid" appearance for the photogs, leaving a friend's house today. Clutching a plain ol' Coca-Cola, of course. ...
Paris Hilton is wearing a large "D' around her neck as she and fellow famewhore Douche Reinhardt parade their "true love" all over Hawaii.
We all know she's not falling in love with this douchebag.
So what does the "D" stand for, in Paris's mind? ...
Anne Heche and her boyfriend, actor James Tupper, welcomed son Atlas Heche Tupper over the weekend.
You'll keep in mind that Anne's first son (with Coley Laffoon) was named Homer, and I'm going make a huge leap of faith and assume that they named him after the Greek poet and not because Homer Simpson exhibits many of the traits they'd like to see in their progeny. (Ironically, you know, amidst his vices, Homer Simpson never left his wife and family to marry Anne Heche, which is more than can ...
Daddy Spears has been able to control most aspects of her life for the past year, but you didn't really think he could control the romantic inclinations of Britney "Mah Pussy Is Hangin' Out" Spears, now did he?
Word on the street is that Brit-Brit has an extra eye in the center of her ring, if you catch my drift.
She's rumored to be hooking up with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick, who's the dude to her left in this photo.
Trawick, 37, a William Morris Agency rep, recently j...
Well, at least he seems to be vaguely aware that he's in the midst of being prosecuted for domestic violence. That's a start.
A day after Nickelodeon refused to bow to growing public pressure and remove the felonies-facing artist from its list of nominees, Brown himself has withdrawn his name from consideration for his dual slimey honors.
"Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song," his spokesman said.
"Unfortuna...
Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt spent yesterday frolicking around Maui sucking face and posing pretty for the cameras.
I'm sure this is true love.
Just like Paris's love with Benji Madden was the real thing.
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