Oh, poor Lily.
We're all so focused on Britney's tour and Paris's new romance and Lindsay's new sunless tanner and who the hell is paying attention to Lily Allen right now?
We've been neglectful, folks, and now Lily is acting out.
When the paparazzi accidentally slammed into her car yesterday, Lily jumped out, threw a water bottle at one of them and then slugged another.
I'm sure Lily has a lot of regrets about this -- mainly, that she didn't have an umbrella handy.
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Check out this hilarious interview with British comedian Ricky Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Ricky was on the set for an interview with Elmo that will air this November when Sesame Street premiers its 40th Anniversary episode.
It's phenomenal how well the Elmo voice actor/puppeteer stays in character in the midst of all this craziness. />
LOLs!
Check out this hilarious interview with British comedian Ricky Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Ricky was on the set for an interview with Elmo that will air this November when Sesame Street premiers its 40th Anniversary episode.
It's phenomenal how well the Elmo voice actor/puppeteer stays in character in the midst of all this craziness. ...
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they? Bird brain, birds of a feather, bird flu-those just seem too obvious. I'm thinking something along the lines of, "Two cage dancers enjoy a day at the beach." Or, "Sonny Bono reincarnated as ornithologist."
Question for you all: Do you think she has her Paris Hilton purse with her because she's trying to teach the parrot how to read her name instead of say it? That would be ambitious....
Britney Spears' ex-pap, Adnan Ghalib could be gifted with a one-way ticket to Afghanistan if he's found guilty of the assault charges that he's currently facing.
Pap Smear should have thought of that before trying to run over a process server with his car. He now faces seven years in jail or, preferably, deportation to his homeland.
Now, according to a source from the LA police, there is some confusion regarding where Ghalib is actually from. I'm thinking hell....
"There's all these gay sex scenes. And y'know, I haven't even done a sex scene with a girl, in my whole career. And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we're both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous. Trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn't even a closed set. There were all these Spanish elect...
I want you to know that it was really difficult for me to decide who was going to be on bottom; neither Tim or Anderson really seem like a top to me.
OK! magazine reports that Project Runway's Tim Gunn and CNN's Anderson Cooper are e-mail buddies and have been trying to set up a date. Okay, a lunch, but still. "We’ve actually been trying to have lunch for a year and a half,” Tim said. “Both of us are so busy that we haven’t been successful doing it, but we exchange e-mails...
I'd been hearing buzzing for awhile now that Jennifer Aniston was with John Mayer more for the publicity shots than anything else, but I didn't want to believe it! I wanted Jennifer to find true love!
Alas, it was not to be.
They've broken up, yet again.
"They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," says one source. "Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy."
A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned...
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Producer Polow Da Don said Rihanna and Chris Brown completed a duet earlier this week, but released no other details, said his publicist Laura Wright. "My heart goes out to both Chris and Rihanna for what has happened in the past," he said. "They are both great artists to work with, and I wish them well."
I hate that they're going to get away with this. He's gonna plead out easy on this court case, since Rihanna won't testify. They're gonna have these two re...
It's almost too much to handle!
David Hasselhoff's ex-wife, Pamela Bach, after rambling on and on in divorce proceedings about what a raging alcoholic David is, managed to score herself a DUI on Wednesday night.
She was arrested at 9 p.m. and booked at the Van Nuys jail at around midnight. She was released three hours later after posting $100,000 bail.
DUDE. How do you wind up with $100K bail on a DUI???? How drunk was she?? ...