I know Beet will beat me, but I must be true to myself. I don't get all the Lindsay Lohan footwear love. I just do not. It seems like she just has forty pairs of the same black leather boots to match her seventy-eight pairs of black leggings and her six John DeLorean tribute collector's edition coke spoons.
However, Megan Fox was seen yesterday in curly hair (love!) and boots so substantially more fuckable than anything I have ever seen on Lindsay Lohan's unevenly suntanned person.
How ...
Little dogs and twins are so passé. It's all about the stripper pole, bitches! And, of course, Kendra Wilkinson has her finger on the pulse of today's trends:
I'm coming out with my own stripper pole.[sic] Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout," The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.
"It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better," she continued. "Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and...
It's Tuesday, it's sunny outside and I'm feeling productive. So in the spirit of efficiency, I'm just going to get started on these newest stories about trouble in Brangelinadise. Today's tale? The couple haven't been photographed together in twenty-one days and Brad's a drunk.
Daily Mail, the people who truly can fashion a feature story out of the tiniest shred of information, tells the story of Angelina's dismay about Brad's drinking and slovenly ways. The summary: Angelina ca...
There are few shows that I watch with as much loyalty as Bravo's Real Housewives of New York City. I haven't seen such a concentrated group of bitches in one place since the cafeteria in high school. Or since the last mom's group I tried to tolerate being a member of.
If you've been watching this season, you know that Luann, excuse me-Countess Luann de Lesseps, has been diligent in plugging her new book, Class With The Countess. This American Indian who grew up in Connecticut is a co...
Reunited for a movie, that is. Though I still maintain that they are hitting the sheets again, as well. And I believe that Justin really loves Drew; he stuck with her through all those orange-faced Cover Girl ads.
The He's Just Not That Into You co-stars are teaming up yet again for another collaboration. Their new movie, Going The Distance, is about a couple engaged in a long-distance relationship and the trials they face.
HJNTIY made $145M so Barrymore and Long have basically accomp...
MTV has just ordered four more seasons of The Real World. It's already been on the air for seventeen years and filmed 22 cycles. They've also given the green light to four new seasons of Real World/Road Rules Challenge, extending that clusterfuck's life to 21 cycles.
OMG.
Who are you people who are still watching this??? Watching The Real World now is kind of like eating McDonalds. I mean, I loved it as a kid, but today it just makes me nauseous. />MTV has just ordered four more seasons of The Real World. It's already been on the air for seventeen years and filmed 22 cycles. They've also given the green light to four new seasons of Real World/Road Rules Challenge, extending that clusterfuck's life to 21 cycles.
OMG.
Who are you people who are still watching this??? Watching The Real World now is kind of like eating McDonalds. I mean, I loved it as a kid, but today it just makes me nauseous. ...
Alyson Hannigan finally had that baby!
The girl is named Satyana Denisof and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Hannigan's birthday. "They're very excited, and mom and baby are doing great," says the rep.
Now that is an awesome name. It's like if you combined "Satan" and "Tatyana." Brilliant. A+ on the naming, kids.
My birthday is March 24, too, and it's endlessly being brought to my attention that Alyson and I share a birthday. So now I also share a birthday with Lit...
This is horrible news!
Andy Hallett, the hottie who played demon Lorne on fan-favorite series Angel, has died of heart failure at the age of 33.
E! Online eports that the actor passed away at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday night with his father Dave at his side.
He had struggled with heart failure for several years and been hospitalized several times before this incident.
What an awful and terrifying struggle. It reminds me to count my blessings and keep things in perspective. You will be greatly missed, Andy. ...
Twitter is HERE, people, like it or not, and now we KNOW it's here, because it has its very first celebrity lawsuit! And it is -- OF COURSE -- against Courtney Love.
In Los Angeles Superior Court, clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, last Thursday filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for "an extensive rant" on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing.
It's hard to be extensive when one is...
Tee hee. The girls over at XX Factor opened my eyes to this recent post from the blog of Dayana Mendoza, the reigning Miss Universe. Granted, Dayana's from Venezuela, and English isn't her primary language, so I'm going to go easy on that aspect of it, but LOOK how much FUN it is to be at Guantanamo Bay!
This week, Guantanamo!!! It was an incredible experience.
We arrived in Gitmo on Friday and stared going around the town, everybody knew Crystle and I were coming so the first thing we did w...
[Ed note: Evil Beet's fabulous NYC sister team once again brings you the latest on awesome new TV shows they've previewed -- this time, Oxygen's Pretty Wicked]
The most addictive thing since MSG. Pretty Wicked is a glorious feat of TV reality. It has all of the best elements from my current fav shows--Bad Girls Club, Tough Love, and Charm School--blended into a deliciously sinister smoothie of hot bitches and hilarity. And who doesn't like to drink dinner, am I right ladies?! But t...
The Ugly Betty star is preggers-tastic and pure as white snow at the GLAAD media awards this weekend in NYC. Ana is expecting her first child, a daughter, in July, with husband Noah Lebenzon.
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