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NY Daily News is reporting that PETA wants to make tofu flavored with Eau De George Clooney.
Someone sent PETA a towel soaked in the actor's perspiration – apparently picked up at a Washington D.C. gym – and now the organization has proposed using a new-fangled gastronomic technology to convert the scent into a flavor.
And they've dubbed it "CloFu."
They're hoping that Clooney's naturally charismatic aroma will attract new fans for the much maligned tofu, which is often described as b...
The official 'Jai Ho' Video has been released. I especially like how suit man (A.R. Rahman) just had to make the same soulful singing face while walking nowhere. The song seems to go on waaaaay to long though.
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Underneath all his swarthy, unwashed pirate swag Russell Brand is an intelligent, intuitive, incorrigible human being and for that I love him.
You see, Russell saw this supposed 'autobiography' put out by Miley Cyrus and he's simply not having it.
"Miley Cyrus?" the 33-year-old star said when he was informed about her tome. "She's only been alive half an hour. What's she going to say: 'The womb was warm?'"
"It's nice in there. There's all sorts of fluids," he continued criticizing Mi...
Jamie Kennedy has been watching the Spadester (Hollywood's Sneak Attack Stallion) and taking detailed notes. Much like David he's channeled all his funny harmless man mojo into dating increasingly attractive women.
In the past he's been linked to Paris Hilton, Mena Suvari, Christa Campbell, Heidi Mueller and now Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Yes, that's Jennifer Love Just-Broke-Off-My-Engagement Hewitt. Now, knowing what we know about Jen's dating history, she seems like she usually goes more ...
Mena Suvari and Christian Sirano at the USA Network's "American Character: A Photographic Journey" Launch Event.
While we're on the subject - how do we feel about Mena now that she has hair again? I kinda miss the bald look, but this naughty flight attendant wiggish thing isn't half bad either....
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You see, while SMG's latest cinematic release was doomed to the depths of 'straight-to-DVD' hell, Fast and the Furious 4 got its very own red carpet premiere.
Granted, I'm pretty sure the Gellar flick was some random rip off of yet another Japanese horror movie, but even then I have a very hard time believing it wasn't more worthy of the big screen than a film with the tagline "New Model. Original Parts.' Luckily for Sarah she's slated to return to TV soon with a much talked about HBO pilot ...
Anybody watching Flight of the Conchords? No? Alright.
Aaaaanyway, Lady GaGa performed last night. She seems more covered up than usual. I think that's due to the addition of the fishnet pantyhose that she's pretending are pants. Those sunglasses/S.W.A.T style facial shields are stupendous. Her costumes are almost enough to make me see the show, but if I see average flabby on the street wearing any of this ish I'll track her down and make her take responsibility. America is not ready for Latex-...
Despite all physical evidence to the contrary, Taylor Momsen is just 15 years old.
Really.
When I was younger I always wondered why TV Execs insisted upon hiring 24 yr olds, tarting them up, and then trying to fool me into believing that they were my age. Now I understand. It's way less despicable to turn a 24 year old into a vaguely inappropiately dressed teenage character than it is to take an actual teenager and turn her into...this.
And to think that this is the same girl that ...
We're hearing rumors that police have issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan, due to failure to comply with court orders from her last DUI arrest. This is likely due either to a failure to meet with her probation order or a failure to take a required drug test. (I'm gonna go ahead and guess it's the latter.)
Word on the street is that the LAPD is currently searching for Miz Lohan.
I don't have confirmation on this, but the buzz is awfully strong right now. We'll keep ya posted. ...
Well, THIS is interesting.
Hugh Hefner's wife -- yes, wife; the couple split in '99 but did not divorce -- Kim Hefner, has been living in the gigantic house next-door to Hef's since 1996, when the couple bought the place for $6.7M (and financed the entire amount). Kim's been living there with her Hef babies, the youngest of whom is now heading off to college. Hef has apparently decided that she no longer needs such a gigantic home, and he's listed it for around $30M. A tidy profit, if it s...