Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Family Time!!!

90315W1 This is secretly one of my all-time favorite celeb families -- Sara Gilbert and her partner, producer Allison Adler, rarely make public appearances with their kids, but, when they do, it makes my whole day. I think they're both way sexy and fun, and the children are freakin' perfect. They've got a son named Levi and a daughter named Sawyer, and the whole family headed to Coldwater Canyon Park to play this weekend. Ack! Looking at these photos makes me want a family soooo bad! Total cuten...

It’s Never Too Late to Reclaim Your Dignity!

image023 Paris Hilton could take a lesson from this guy. It's never too late to demand an industry respect you. Harlan Ellison has sued CBS Paramount over its alleged failure to pay him for the merchandising, publishing and other exploitations of "City on the Edge of Forever," an early "Star Trek" episode that he wrote. Ellison, in an action filed Friday in federal court in Los Angeles, also sued the Writers Guild of America for its alleged failure to act on his behalf but is seeking only $1 in dam...

Ohhhhh, Miz Lohan

2mw5xjr It's late on Sunday night, and seriously the last fucking thing I wanna do is wade through piles of Lohan insanity and present them to you in the most cohesive manner possible, but I'm going to, because Wendie was so very helpful to me last week, and my thank-you gift to her is not making her deal with this story in the morning. Sigh. Lindsay Lohan's a fucking train wreck, you guys. Late Friday night/early Saturday morning, news broke that the police had a warrant out for Lindsay's arrest...

“Race to Witch Mountain” Tops the Box Office

race_to_witch_mountain I don't care if they call it a remake or a "re-imagining" -- that's what they're actually calling it -- but I'm still mad about Race to Witch Mountain, because I'm so in love with the original (the pre-imagining?), Escape to Witch Mountain. Regardless of how I feel about it, it beat Watchmen to score the top spot at the box office this weekend, bringing in $25M to Watchmen's $18.1M. "I think audiences this weekend were really drawn to the action adventure of 'Race to Witch Mountain,'" sai...

Chaos Erupts at Top Model Auditions

Soleil already made reference to this, but now we have the video! The NYC Top Model auditions erupted into chaos on Saturday when a car overheated and these geniuses assumed it was a bomb. They all started running like mad, and, like the classy, intelligent women that they are, eventually started a fist-fight just a few yards away from the supposed bomb. Remember, this is the casting for the "short" season of ANTM, but maybe we should all start referring to it as the "short bus" season instead. /> Soleil already made reference to this, but now we have the video! The NYC Top Model auditions erupted into chaos on Saturday when a car overheated and these geniuses assumed it was a bomb. They all started running like mad, and, like the classy, intelligent women that they are, eventually started a fist-fight just a few yards away from the supposed bomb. Remember, this is the casting for the "short" season of ANTM, but maybe we should all start referring to it as the "short bus" season instead. ...

Sit There and Look Pretty

tom-brady Gisele is Harper Bazaar's cover story for April and she had some interesting things to say about her new hubby, Tom Brady.  In the cover story of Harper Bazaar's April issue, Bundchen says Tom Brady, her new husband, is "very naive, almost like a child." "One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent," she adds. "He sees the world with colored glasses. He's very strong and focused in his job, but he's so sensitive." Awww. That is so cute. Tom Brady...

Mmm, Is There Something You’d Like to Tell Us, Harry?

  prince-harry  Prince Harry was spotted wearing bright pink nail polish the other night. This, combined with the face that he "was drinking Vodka Red Bull and Vodka Apples" lead me to conclude that this is not his first and only foray into feminine things. I bet he likes to feel a little satin between his royal cheeks every now and again.  Even when guys typically do wear nail polish they tend to go for black. It takes a real man to wear fluorescent pink though....

Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

michael-jackson-i When hundreds of thousands of people shell out their hard earned cash in the midst of a recession to watch a reanimated corpse dance that's a sign that the world is about to end, right? BBC tallied the numbers and came up with this:   Tickets sold at a rate of around 11 per second, promoters said - when they went on sale to the public on Friday. Some 360,000 tickets were sold to registered fans before sales opened on Friday morning. Organisers say the This Is It tour has become the ...

They Need Anti-Aging Creams for the Brain

brain2 Old age begins (in the brain) at the ripe old age of 27. According to scientists, our mental abilities begin to decline from the age of 27 after reaching a peak at 22. The researchers studied 2,000 men and women aged 18 to 60 over seven years. The people involved – who were mostly in good health and well-educated – had to solve visual puzzles, recall words and story details and spot patterns in letters and symbols. At age 27 scientists saw a significant decline in responses to tests...

Top Model Contestants Strive for Authenticity

tyra-banks It's not enough to just act crazy when the Tyra Mail comes or when the camera pans in your direction. The "models" have decided that you have to be willing to pull major shenanigans or cut a bitch just to get in the door. Apparently, there was some scuffling amongst the model hopefuls waiting for to audition, and this was compounded by the fact that chicks were pissing in cups and fainting because they heard that if you step out of line you can't get back in. The thing that really set it off th...

Phelpsy’s Free!

michael-phelps Hoorah! Micheal Phelps is free to swim once again after his pot-induced suspension. He came out of the incident mostly unharmed, only losing one endorsement (Kellogg's) but he's "angry" about how the incident was portrayed in the tabloids. If he was angry about that, imagine how pissed he's gonna be in a few months with the ish is legal anyway! When asked about how he felt about the media reaction Phelps said “I have come to realize that people want to bring you up but more people want to b...