Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guy Ritchie Is Dating a Model, Too

Guy Ritchie and Elle MacPherson at Dinner Pictures Photos Except Guy seems to be more interested in women his own age, specifically the 44-year-old Elle MacPherson, with whom he had dinner in London on Monday. The two left the restaurant separately. Elle is twice-divorced herself, and has two children with Arpad Busson, who's now engaged to Uma Thurman. Arpad was close friends with Guy and Madonna when they were together, so that's probably how Elle knows Guy. What a tangled, tangled web!...

Ellen Degeneres Interviews Her Wife

Check out the cuteness that ensues as Ellen Degeneres has her wife, Portia de Rossi, on her talk show. Damn, Portia is SO GORGEOUS. She hasn't aged a day since Ally McBeal. Ellen is a lucky lady! Part II of the interview is after the jump. Read More /> Check out the cuteness that ensues as Ellen Degeneres has her wife, Portia de Rossi, on her talk show. Damn, Portia is SO GORGEOUS. She hasn't aged a day since Ally McBeal. Ellen is a lucky lady! Part II of the interview is after the jump. Read More...

Natasha Richardson Condition Update

screengrab Time Out New York, the source that originally reported the death of Natasha Richardson, has retracted their story.  They are now reporting that she is "brain dead and not expected to survive."  Their site has crashed due to traffic but the statement comes from their public relations department. I'm taking it all with a grain of salt at this point, but that is the latest update....

Nope, You Aren’t Crazy

You may have seen a post up here on Evil Beet a couple minutes ago about the passing of Natasha Richardson.  It was reported by three major sites that the actress died and the story was reported as "confirmed."  The originating source pulled their story; therefore, I have pulled mine until we have real details on the current status of Richardson's health. A couple of other gossip sites have chosen to stick with the story, but especially when someone's life is involved, confirmation is critical.  Stay tuned. />You may have seen a post up here on Evil Beet a couple minutes ago about the passing of Natasha Richardson.  It was reported by three major sites that the actress died and the story was reported as "confirmed."  The originating source pulled their story; therefore, I have pulled mine until we have real details on the current status of Richardson's health. A couple of other gossip sites have chosen to stick with the story, but especially when someone's life is involved, confirmation is critical. ...

Amy Winehouse Courts Attention

56990014 Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to plead guilty to assault.  Gosh, that sentence practically writes itself.  The charges stem from an incident last fall in which Amy allegedly attacked a woman who asked for a photo of Winehouse after a charity ball. Amy pled not guilty-an absolutely brilliant strategy considering that bystanders took pictures of the melee. Honestly, I don't care about this case and I don't care about Amy Winehouse.  Celebrity gossip bloggers will be writing this s...

Quotables

56270014madonna3172009125336pm "She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age. I think she has some kind of an age complex, she still thinks she is a young woman, she can’t accept her age. I can’t remember him ever speaking about her or listening to her music. She is famous but she is from a different generation altogether." Brilliant words spoken by Catharina Franca about Madonna.  Franca dated Baby Jesus Luz for eighteen months until he could no longer resist the magic that is Madge, aka Madgic....

Hannah Montana Makes Me Want To Puke

55315484hannahmontana3172009124247pm The same could happen to you! Hannah Montana lunchbag-ready snacks have been recalled by The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America as a precautionary measure.  This recall is part of that huge peanut recall from earlier this year in which some peanuts were tainted with salmonella.  Way to react, fucking greedy Hannah Montana merchandising execs.  Didn't other affected manufacturers do this, like, weeks ago? According to The Mayo Clinic, symptoms of salmo...

In Honor Of The Day, My Husband Was Named ‘Sexiest Irishman’

56524840piercebrosnan3172009114012am I can't believe he didn't tell me!  I am sure he just wanted to surprise me with the news, but my husband Pierce Brosnan was named 'Sexiest Irishman' in a YouGov survey. So, you know the sick kid I mentioned?  Some say she's my daughter but now I'm just calling her "Betrayer."  While I was fixated on my Pierce porn, and really...that is a great name for a porn star, Betrayer informed me that not only was Brosnan not my husband, but that the wife he hired for photo-ops, since I shun the spot...

This, Ladies, Is Why We Always Wear A Bra

katemosshanging1-1 Kate Moss spent all those years braless in her Calvin Klein t-shirts and now she's paying the price. The totally sober Moss, and by "sober" I mean "wrecked", attended a birthday party at the legendary Annabel's nightclub in London last night.  In her typical partying spirit, she decided to let it all hang out when she departed the club at 2 a.m. Dear God, she looks like a National Geographic special feature. Sidenote:  my co-pilot is still sitting with me.  I tried hard to hide these pics but she saw...

Chris Brown’s Legal Team Looking To Have Charges Dropped?

15835218chrisbrown3172009111358am-1 This story comes from The Sun, so normally I'd just laugh and move on.  But a couple things caught my attention about this item.  Firstly, it wasn't a story about Amy Winehouse, Jade Goody or Kerry Katona...this is huge and unheard of for The Sun.  Secondly, I totally could see this being true.  It just makes sense. The Sun is reporting that Chris Brown's lawyers have requested a special hearing to be held next week, in which they will ask that all charges be dropped against Brown.  They cl...

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Want People To Think Of Her Naked

taylorswiftallure1-1 Taylor Swift is on and in April's issue of Allure and she wants you to know that talking about love is fine but sex is an off limits topic.  Swift's reasoning for the silence:  "It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked. And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to."  I don't know about you, but as soon as someone says, "Don't imagine me naked," that's the first...

Natasha Richardson in Critical Condition After Skiing Accident

Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson Pictures Photos This is just horrible! Natasha Richardson -- the daughter of Vanessa Redgrave and wife of Liam Neeson -- is in critical condition in a Montreal hospital after being injured in a ski accident. She reportedly suffered head trauma, although details are slim. Natasha and Liam, who have been married since 1994, have two sons, Micheál Richard Antonio, 13, and Daniel Jack, 12. Our thoughts and prayers are with the whole family, and we're hopeful for a full and speedy recovery for Ms. Richa...