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Sorority Row Trailer Actually Looks Kind of Cool

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I'm kind of intrigued by the trailer for the new Rumer Willis/Audrina Patridge horror flick, Sorority Row. Not that Audrina's even a half-decent actress, but it appears that she's wearing lingerie, playing dead or covered in a hood for most of the movie, so it's kind of an ideal role for her. I dunno. I'm not usually a horror fan, but this appeals to me. Kind of like Scream did. Could this be a hit for Audrina and Rumer? /> I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I'm kind of intrigued by the trailer for the new Rumer Willis/Audrina Patridge horror flick, Sorority Row. Not that Audrina's even a half-decent actress, but it appears that she's wearing lingerie, playing dead or covered in a hood for most of the movie, so it's kind of an ideal role for her. I dunno. I'm not usually a horror fan, but this appeals to me. Kind of like Scream did. Could this be a hit for Audrina and Rumer? ...

SHOCKER: Leann Rimes’ Husband Is Gay

Leann Rimes and Dean Shermet You know Dean Shermet, the back-up-dancer-turned-husband of Leann Rimes who responded to video evidence of her sucking on another man's fingers by Twittering that he loves his wife? It turns out that he just might be gay. I know, I know. I can barely breathe I'm so surprised. The kids over at a Detroit morning radio show were chatting about Leann and the break-up, when all of a sudden a bunch of Dean's family and friends from way back when started calling in to talk about his extreme gay...

Someone Gave Tara Reid a Job!!

4146022tarareid1231200822635pm Well, at least it's a horror flick. Who isn't a little bit scared by Tara Reid? Tara will star in an upcoming movie called The Fields, and the film's writer/producer says "We're hoping to make Tara relevant again." Tara will play a mother whose family is terrorized by an unseen presence. Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue to be terrorized by the unseen presence of Tara Reid's career. Whatever, it's good to see her back on her feet and working. It can't possibly be worse than Linds...

And Here’s the Obama Apology …

As I predicted (it wasn't that hard to predict), President Obama has apologized for his joke about the Special Olympics on Leno last night.
Obama's comments to Jay Leno about his low bowling score – in particular, an off-the-cuff remark that it was "like Special Olympics or something" – had the chief executive calling Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver from Air Force One on Thursday before the program even aired. "He expressed his disappointment and apologized," Shriver told Friday's edition of ABC's Good Morning America. "He was very sincere." In a statement issued Friday, White House spokesman Bill Burton said, "The President made an offhand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks that the Special Olympics are a wonderful program that gives an opportunity to shine to people with disabilities from around the world." Shriver also noted that "words hurt and words do matter, and these words that in some respect can be seen as humiliating ... do cause pain." He further said that he hopes the president's slip of the tongue "a teachable moment for our country."
Wow, he called the dude before the program even aired. And called it a "teachable moment." Very impressive, Mr. President. /> As I predicted (it wasn't that hard to predict), President Obama has apologized for his joke about the Special Olympics on Leno last night. Obama's comments to Jay Leno about his low bowling score – in particular, an off-the-cuff remark that it was "like Special Olympics or something" – had the chief executive calling Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver from Air Force One on Thursday before the program even aired. "He expressed his disappointment and apologized," Shriver told Friday's ed...

Of Course There’s A Sex Tape. I’d Expect Nothing Less.

14768494rihanna320200911659pm-1 I was really surprised when Chris Brown and Rihanna got back together after he assaulted her.  I was not surprised by their fake break-up this week.  Now, Star Magazine is reporting that Chris and Rihanna made a sex tape that Brown is in possession of.  Of course.  This would explain why Rihanna had to stay with him post-abuse.  Not because she has no self-esteem.  It was all because she feared the tape, that I will go out on a limb and say doesn't even exist, being released. Let me be ver...

More Lohan aka I Am So Sorry To Do This To You Twice In One Day

It's clear that there are rabid Lindsay Lohan fans here at Evil Beet.  They are all about the Daily Lohan, and in today's case they're getting a twofer.  So, to all of you, enjoy this Fornarnia Jeans commercial featuring your favorite, uh, actress? For the rest of us on Team Why Is Lindsay Still Famous?-let's form a circle, join hands and pray that Linds' unearned fame fades soon.  Someday.  It must....

Wait-Beet Doesn’t Have A Book Deal But Jaime Pressly Does?

57009982jaimepressly320200980142am There is something really wrong in this world.  No, it's not just the fact that My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly has critical, misplaced and altogether missing vowels in her name.  She has a fucking book that was just released.  I.  Kid.  You.  Not.  So, I hear this news and think she must have some juicy or tragic life story that I don't know about that would warrant the need for her to be penning her memoirs.  I surfed over to Amazon to read the synopsis: America knows Jaime Pressly...

Quotables

16118392freddurst320200975257am-1 It just became a fiasco of madness.  [But] I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar. I look back on it as very interesting [in terms of] how things have been sort of unraveling for her since.  [But] it is what it is. I can sleep at night knowing I made decisions that I wanted to make. [Still], I'm a supporter. I was then, I guess I am now. Her own decisions and different things in her life, people can judge her all they want...

Miley Cyrus Totally Picked The Wrong Jonas Brother

joejonas-1 I know that Miley and Nick Jonas dated, but really, she has so much more in common with Joe-except that whole purity ruse which Joe actually seems to participate in. A couple of months ago, Miley was slammed when a picture surfaced of her in which she appeared to be mocking Asians.  Now, this lovely snapshot has hit the internet showing Joe Jonas in a similar situation.  These two Asian-taunting, manufactured by Disney twits are, like, soul mates. Expect a non-apology to be released b...

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Britney Spears Is An Artist And I Personally Think Seth Rogen Is The Smartest Man In Hollywood

lohannylon1-1 I'm wondering how Beet will feel about this-her lady love Lohan talking smack about Brit.  Lindsay Lohan is the cover girl on the April issue of Nylon magazine and also talks about Sam, Sean Penn and her desire to model. On Samantha Ronson: Samantha and I have been living together… and I finally found this great new house in LA – so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block… I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted],...

Barack Obama Makes Special Olympics Joke on Leno

For the first time ever, Jay Leno interviewed a sitting U.S. President on The Tonight Show. And it'll probably be the last time, after Obama made his first major PR gaffe as President. Obama said he recently bowled a 129. Leno responded, sarcastically, "Oh, that's very good, Mr. President." Obama quipped back with, "It's like Special Olympics or something," and then laughed. At this point, Leno basically freezes. You can tell he realizes that this is an enormous mistake on the part of Obama, and isn't sure how to handle it. He decides to play along and disregard the comment. If this had been a less beloved President -- say, oh, George W. Bush -- you better believe Leno would have stopped right there and made a fool of him. But he tried to cover for President Obama as best he could. Sheesh, even I know better than to make Special Olympics jokes. It's just one of those things that my brain is hard-wired to stop. Like, I'll feel one coming out, and my brain is just reflexively like, "No, Beet. No Special Olympics jokes. Those hurt feelings and get us into trouble." Plus, I find that whenever I want to make a joke about the mentally disabled, I can substitute Lindsay Lohan and the joke still works. It's a neat trick. Expect an apology from President Obama's camp tomorrow. /> For the first time ever, Jay Leno interviewed a sitting U.S. President on The Tonight Show. And it'll probably be the last time, after Obama made his first major PR gaffe as President. Obama said he recently bowled a 129. Leno responded, sarcastically, "Oh, that's very good, Mr. President." Obama quipped back with, "It's like Special Olympics or something," and then laughed. At this point, Leno basically freezes. You can tell he realizes that this is an enormous mistake on the part of Oba...
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