Get it? Do you get it? I'm saying everything twice because Julia's movie, Duplicity, tanked on its opening weekend. Sigh...I make me laugh.
Here's the deal: Duplicity is probably a pretty good movie; it pulled in $14.4M. But it's where society is at right now. We want senseless crap that requires as little processing as possible. I think Dr. Phil calls the food version of this phenomenon Low Response Cost...vittles that you can mindlessly ingest. Therefore, Duplicity was tru...
OMG you guys I was SO WORRIED about Miley and Mandy. After Miley declared Taylor Swift to be her best friend at the VMAs, and she kept making YouTube videos with her boyfriend and her sister and seemingly EVERYONE but Mandy, I thought this friendship for the ages was kaput. My heart was broken.
But NO! They're back together again, encouraging people to vote for Miley in the Kids Choice Awards, which will take place this Saturday.
Will you be voting for Miley??? />
OMG you guys I was SO WORRIED about Miley and Mandy. After Miley declared Taylor Swift to be her best friend at the VMAs, and she kept making YouTube videos with her boyfriend and her sister and seemingly EVERYONE but Mandy, I thought this friendship for the ages was kaput. My heart was broken.
But NO! They're back together again, encouraging people to vote for Miley in the Kids Choice Awards, which will take place this Saturday.
Will you be voting for Miley???...
Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife's ass on Twitter. That makes him a twat, right? It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I've never been tolerant of men who refer to their spouses as "wifey" anyway. Ah, that pesky Nikon celebrity endorser...
Demi Moore seriously has the best ass for a forty-six-year-old. Is this a result of Kabbalah? Because, I just tied about eighteen red strings around my wrist and I've already lost two pounds. And I'm feeling way more hol...
People reports that Today show host Matt Lauer had a little run-in this weekend with a deer. Apparently Matt was riding his Schwinn, I don't really know that he was riding a Schwinn but it sounds like "schwing" and I always feel that when Matt is around, and hit a deer.
Where in the world was Matt Lauer on Monday? Not on the Today show, due to a weekend incident as he was riding his bicycle, according to his NBC cohort Meredith Vieira.
Lauer encountered a deer while he was on the road, sa...
Yep, our favorite mono-legged vegan has crawled into bed with Burger King as spokesperson to promote their new vegetarian burger. In exchange for services provided, BK is leaving $6M on the ethical (as long as ethics don't include taking money from burger-flinging fast food chains) meat shunner's nightstand. And by "shunned meat", I mean Paul McCartney's dick.
A spokesperson for Heather only had this to say: "Heather has been a vegan ever since she lost her leg and she has been devel...
Good morning and Happy Monday! Did you guys enjoy Evil Beet's new writer Kelly as much as I did? She had me laughing all weekend and I wished Monday would never come. As a matter of fact, I looked in the mirror this morning and sighed, "Ah, you again?" The only thing that can cure me of the Monday blues is to talk about love.
I don't know if we can really categorize this as love, it could just be great head, but Josh Groban is reportedly hooking up with Katy Perry. Now, when I say ...
Dancing With the Stars "contender" Steve Wozniak might not get many more opportunities to wear sequins and tassels... at least not outside the bedroom. Woz, who was already handicapped by a broken left foot bone, pulled his hamstring at rehearsal on Friday.
It's not looking good that Steve will make it until Monday. He was spotted Friday night at a CVS pharmacy in Los Angeles "limping pretty badly," according to a source. When a female fan offered Woz a "good luck" on this Monday's show, he replied that he might be "off" by then and then limped away. "I hurt it today," Woz added.
Why not let hi...
Sunday's Monsters vs Aliens premiere was a veritable who's who of people you're not supposed to be attracted to, but probably are.
There were a few who walked the red (or rather, blue) carpet that would be considered mainstream-acceptably hot (Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon). But there were just as many celebrities about whom many of you have probably had the occasional raunchy dream, but were too embarrassed to tell anyone. I can tell you from my own dreams that Seth Rogen ...
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After I mentioned that I'm a sports fan, someone requested more gossip on sports celebrities, specifically hockey players. But until Sean Avery fucks up again, or puts out another video of him shopping for womens' handbags, you'll just have to satiate yourself by reading about the latest major league baseball player to shove the great American pastime even further into a needle-filled toilet...
Just in case you missed it, Rihanna was out and about earlier this week in Hollywood, sans sunglasses and bruises and she looks great. It must feel good to finally be able to take the sunglasses off. Let's just hope it's a metaphor for the larger situation, and better night vision isn't the only way in which she's seeing more clearly.
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Madonna has reportedly called it quits with Brazillian model and sometimes boyfriend Jesus Luz. Apparently she'd been considereing ending the fling for some time because she was afraid it might affect her chances of adopting another child from Malawi to be a little brother or sister for her son David.
Photos that surface...
Bruce Willis and girlfriend Emma Hemming got hitched Saturday morning in a small ceremony held at Bruce's home in the Carribean Islands of Turks & Caicos, proving that divorcing Demi Moore may not have been the stupidest move he could have ever made. With his marriage to Hemming, both sides of that divorce have now moved on to much younger paramours.
I can only guess that they are both alien succubi who need to constantly divorce and remarry younger mates from which they can slowly dr...
Get it? Do you get it? I'm saying everything twice because Julia's movie, Duplicity, tanked on its opening weekend. Sigh...I make me laugh.
Here's the deal: Duplicity is probably a pretty good movie; it pulled in $14.4M. But it's where society is at right now. We want senseless crap that requires as little processing as possible. I think Dr. Phil calls the food version of this phenomenon Low Response Cost...vittles that you can mindlessly ingest. Therefore, Duplicity was tru...
Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife's ass on Twitter. That makes him a twat, right? It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I've never been tolerant of men who refer to their spouses as "wifey" anyway. Ah, that pesky Nikon celebrity endorser...
Demi Moore seriously has the best ass for a forty-six-year-old. Is this a result of Kabbalah? Because, I just tied about eighteen red strings around my wrist and I've already lost two pounds. And I'm feeling way more hol...
People reports that Today show host Matt Lauer had a little run-in this weekend with a deer. Apparently Matt was riding his Schwinn, I don't really know that he was riding a Schwinn but it sounds like "schwing" and I always feel that when Matt is around, and hit a deer.
Where in the world was Matt Lauer on Monday? Not on the Today show, due to a weekend incident as he was riding his bicycle, according to his NBC cohort Meredith Vieira.
Lauer encountered a deer while he was on the road, sa...
Yep, our favorite mono-legged vegan has crawled into bed with Burger King as spokesperson to promote their new vegetarian burger. In exchange for services provided, BK is leaving $6M on the ethical (as long as ethics don't include taking money from burger-flinging fast food chains) meat shunner's nightstand. And by "shunned meat", I mean Paul McCartney's dick.
A spokesperson for Heather only had this to say: "Heather has been a vegan ever since she lost her leg and she has been devel...
Good morning and Happy Monday! Did you guys enjoy Evil Beet's new writer Kelly as much as I did? She had me laughing all weekend and I wished Monday would never come. As a matter of fact, I looked in the mirror this morning and sighed, "Ah, you again?" The only thing that can cure me of the Monday blues is to talk about love.
I don't know if we can really categorize this as love, it could just be great head, but Josh Groban is reportedly hooking up with Katy Perry. Now, when I say ...
Dancing With the Stars "contender" Steve Wozniak might not get many more opportunities to wear sequins and tassels... at least not outside the bedroom. Woz, who was already handicapped by a broken left foot bone, pulled his hamstring at rehearsal on Friday.
It's not looking good that Steve will make it until Monday. He was spotted Friday night at a CVS pharmacy in Los Angeles "limping pretty badly," according to a source. When a female fan offered Woz a "good luck" on this Monday's show, he replied that he might be "off" by then and then limped away. "I hurt it today," Woz added.
Why not let hi...
Sunday's Monsters vs Aliens premiere was a veritable who's who of people you're not supposed to be attracted to, but probably are.
There were a few who walked the red (or rather, blue) carpet that would be considered mainstream-acceptably hot (Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon). But there were just as many celebrities about whom many of you have probably had the occasional raunchy dream, but were too embarrassed to tell anyone. I can tell you from my own dreams that Seth Rogen ...
[caption id="attachment_31507" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="Alex likes the whores"][/caption]
After I mentioned that I'm a sports fan, someone requested more gossip on sports celebrities, specifically hockey players. But until Sean Avery fucks up again, or puts out another video of him shopping for womens' handbags, you'll just have to satiate yourself by reading about the latest major league baseball player to shove the great American pastime even further into a needle-filled toilet...
Just in case you missed it, Rihanna was out and about earlier this week in Hollywood, sans sunglasses and bruises and she looks great. It must feel good to finally be able to take the sunglasses off. Let's just hope it's a metaphor for the larger situation, and better night vision isn't the only way in which she's seeing more clearly.
[gallery]...
[caption id="attachment_31492" align="alignnone" width="402" caption="Madonna, wearing her front lawn and grabbing Rihanna's ass, cuz that's how she rolls."][/caption]
Madonna has reportedly called it quits with Brazillian model and sometimes boyfriend Jesus Luz. Apparently she'd been considereing ending the fling for some time because she was afraid it might affect her chances of adopting another child from Malawi to be a little brother or sister for her son David.
Photos that surface...
Bruce Willis and girlfriend Emma Hemming got hitched Saturday morning in a small ceremony held at Bruce's home in the Carribean Islands of Turks & Caicos, proving that divorcing Demi Moore may not have been the stupidest move he could have ever made. With his marriage to Hemming, both sides of that divorce have now moved on to much younger paramours.
I can only guess that they are both alien succubi who need to constantly divorce and remarry younger mates from which they can slowly dr...