Little dogs and twins are so passé. It’s all about the stripper pole, bitches! And, of course, Kendra Wilkinson has her finger on the pulse of today’s trends:
I’m coming out with my own stripper pole.[sic] Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout,” The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.
“It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better,” she continued. “Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”
Wait. Carmen Electra has a stripper pole? And you can’t spin on it and do all that stuff on it? How did this get to market? I am shuddering just thinking about the types of viruses my laptop is about to get as I Google images of Carmen’s stripper pole. But I’m going to do it. Now.
I just saw it I didn’t know she had one lol!!!
i wonder what the different models of pole would look like advertised in the sears catalog.
“Mine will connect to the ceiling.”
Wait, what? This can’t possibly be a novel idea. I’m sure to Kendra it is, though.
Yeah, no kidding. I’ve seen stripper poles that “connect to the ceiling” in novelty catalogues for years now. They attach to a fake smoke detector or something.
Carmen Electra has a line of strip-tease/hip-hop/lap dance “workout” videos. Quite possibly one of the funniest exercise videos I have ever seen. Unintentionally, of course.
why do these nasty hoes keep acting like you have to have a stripper pole to be “sexy” ? or slutty in this case, i mean taking your clothes off and showing your fake ass boobs is enough.
sounds dangerous…
I CANNOT stand this cunt. she has a small chin and a big upper head.. like a dolphin. Nothing that comes out of her mouth makes sense. Now she thinks she reinvented the stripper pole. Why do we indulge these dead-behind-the-eyes celebrities?