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The Veep’s Daughter Has A Cocaine Video; Just Thinking About It Makes Me Want Fritos

Wait, does cocaine even give you the munchies?  Anyway, it’s all alleged at this point, and no one has forked over the $400,000 asking price for the video, but word has it that there is film-footage of Joe Biden’s daughter snorting cocaine.  New York Post has seen the video, but didn’t buy it.  It’s a recession, bitches, and I’m not sure people have a half-million dollars worth of care about Joe Biden’s coke-kid.

The video, which the shooter initially hoped to sell for $2 million before scaling back his price to $400,000, shows a 20-something woman with light skin and long brown hair taking a red straw from her mouth, bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting lines of white powder.

She then stands up and begins talking with other people in the room. A young man looks on from behind her, facing the camera. The lawyers said he was Ashley’s boyfriend of a few years.

The camera follows the woman from a few feet away, focusing on her as she moves around the room. It appears not to be concealed. At one point she shouts, “Shut the f— up!”

The woman appears to resemble Ashley Biden, 27, a social worker for a Delaware child-welfare agency and a visible presence during her father’s campaign for the White House.

The dialogue is difficult to discern, but the woman makes repeated references to the drugs, said the lawyers, who said they viewed the tape about 15 times.

“At one point she pretty much complains that the line isn’t big enough,” said the second lawyer, who declined to identify himself. “And she talks about her dad.”

Biden has been an outspoken crusader against drugs, coining the term “drug czar” in 1982 while campaigning for a more forceful “war on drugs.”

The lawyers declined to name the person who shot the video, but said he knew Ashley well and had attended other parties with her at which there were illegal drugs.

Have you ever noticed that whenever people put themselves out there as drug crusaders, their kids invariably end up as addicts?  I’m seriously considering smoking a bong around my kids on a regular basis in hopes that they grow up to be Amish.  Incidentally, while I was researching Joe “Drug Czar” Biden, I was relieved to see that he has campaigned for equal sentencing for crackheads and powder blow users.  I predict this legislation is going to come in handy for the Biden family.

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  • Reminds me just a bit of the Michael Phelps photo, to which I parrot SNL’s take on that — Dude, if you’re at a party with Michael Phelps and the first thing you think is not “wow! I’m at a party with Michael Phelps” and instead instead you grab a camera, snap a shot, and think “who can I sell this to?” you’re seriously fucked up as a human being and a friend to no one.

    How many parents do their best with their kids and have them make mistakes anyway? How many of you have done your parents proud in every little thing you do or say? I don’t think this should reflect on VP Biden — he hasn’t changed his stance on drugs just to suit his daughter (not that the talking heads of fixed noise won’t jump on it). I think it should relfect on the sleeze bag who shot the video and is now trying to profit from disparaging her and her father. Dude, crawl back under your rock where you belong…

  • Big deal. Like no one else in the U.S. has ever done a little blow? It doesn’t make you hungry. Quite the opposite.

  • my parents were very libertarian in their upbringing of us, and it think it’s paid off. they raised five kids and we all turned out pretty well. libertarian meaning that there weren’t a lot of rules, but we were responsible for our own actions. they educated us on drug use and sex at a very young age and that took away a lot of the mystique and taboo, and hence my want to partake in those activities.

    education not incarceration

  • It wasn’t like she was 15 and pregnant during the video too. A lot of people experiment with cocaine. I just don’t think this is that big of a deal. She isn’t VP, her dad is. Gaw, I’m glad cameras weren’t as popular like 7 years ago.

    I hope her shitty ass friend doesn’t get any money for the video.

    And no, coke doesn’t give you the munchies. More or less, the opposite effect.

  • No, no munchies. No food at all. However booze and cigarettes taste like angel breath! and everything is AWESOME!!!!! thats how it is…