Hi all. I have a serious handicap today, because my fake nails have grown out to the point where they really need to be shaved down and it’s very difficult to type. I am way too absent-minded to actually go into the salon and have them shaved down, so, instead, I’m just writing less. This is probably a poor decision in light of the fact that my entire job is to write. But I digress.
If you hadn’t heard by now, Jennifer “Can’t Find Love” Hewitt is working her evil magic on “funnyman” Jamie Kennedy. I suppose at this point she has to date someone with a sense of humor. After all, she is something of a joke.
Jamie and Jennifer were vacationing in Mexico this weekend when Jamie came down with a bad case of kidney stones. Ouch! The ill-fated couple flew back to Los Angeles Wednesday morning and Jamie went straight to the hospital. “He had comedy shows scheduled in Boston, but he canceled them because of his kidney stones,” says a source. “He felt better later in the day and went home, but on Thursday he started hurting again and he went back to the hospital.”
Whatever. These things aren’t kidney stones. They’re the evil little alien creatures Jen’s body involuntarily excretes during sexual intercourse. God speed, Jamie.
His twitter cracked me up the other day —
boy people are mean… “I feel so sorry for her that she had to lower her expectations and start dating this nasty creep! ” am i a creep?
7:52 PM Mar 25th from web
i know im a creep..but NASTY??!!!
7:54 PM Mar 25th from web
I love him. I think he’s a riot… even with his unfortunate movie choices.
I am oddly and passionately anti-fake nails. I’m not sure why, but every time I see someone mention them, I get all pissy. I just can’t help but think they are SO stupid…. but this really should not bother me so much. Ugh. I’m trying!
It bothers me too. I can’t stand extensions,spray tans and fake boobs either. They just make a person look worse.
gross! fake and gross!