[Ed note: Evil Beet’s fabulous NYC sister team once again brings you the latest on awesome new TV shows they’ve previewed — this time, Oxygen’s Pretty Wicked]
The most addictive thing since MSG. Pretty Wicked is a glorious feat of TV reality. It has all of the best elements from my current fav shows–Bad Girls Club, Tough Love, and Charm School–blended into a deliciously sinister smoothie of hot bitches and hilarity. And who doesn’t like to drink dinner, am I right ladies?! But the best part of this smoothie is that it’s guilt free! It features a GORGEOUS and heartfelt host, 2006 America’s Next Top Model winner CariDee English, and three amazing judges: Psychotherapist Dr. Jenn Berman, model/actress/writer Mia Tyler, and comedian Kyle Cease.
The show lacks the train-wreck-I-can’t-stop-watching after taste of Bad Girl’s Club and makes a much needed improvement on the seemingly half-hearted “reforms” attempted by Charm School. Mia and CariDee both spoke at the premier and really showed how emotionally invested they both are in this project! Oh, and did I mention it’s fucking CRACKlarious?! Evil Beet on your shoulder says: WATCH NOW, 10 pm ET/PT right after Bad Girl’s Club. We were only able to see a sneak preview tonight at the premier so we are super excited to see the whole episode tomorrow, too. ENJOY!
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Wait, did I accidentally go to Perez’s blog? Nope.. strange.
It kinda strikes me funny that I insinuated that this post reminded me of something off of Perez’s website because I mistakenly DID just click on his bookmarked page and what did I see? The background wallpaper on his site is an advertisement for this show. Fun stuff.
i did the same thing yesterday
Wtf is this?
kyle cease? really? they couldn’t find anyone else? i hope he’s still attempting to claim the bogey lowenstein bit- it would make my day!
I am really confused by Kyle Cease. I think I like him? But exactly half the time, like, when he sounds like he is going completely insane.
i hate that this was posted
DITTO.
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS, and it was not written well to boot.
Additionally, (AND I’M SORRY, BUT I FEEL IT MUST BE SAID) I am so fucking tired of all Beet’s “cause-related” posts…
As many other people have said, I came here to GET AWAY from Perez. Of late, I find myself HOPING that Wendie (and now) Kelly are working, to avoid shit like this….and posts hawking Twitter, Gay Marriage, Man-on-man Sex Scene Equality, Gitmo-shit-stirring, AND ON AND ON AND ON… stop shoving all your “cause” crap down my throat. OR, at least frame up the story so it is FUNNY.
It’s supposed to be a FUNNY, snarky gossip site. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? I know that EB created this, and I guess if she’s changed her vision for the site, that is her perrogative, but all this shit belongs on her personnel blog, IMHO. Or start another CAUSE-RELATED site that is filled with stories that Perez, Jane Fonda, and Norma Raye would love.
I know I will get bashed from others who will blindly defend Evil Beet, and I am sounding like Simon Cowell with the odd-man-out, gloves off opinion here, but so be it. I have been an EB fan and supporter for a really long time, and it brings me no joy to state my opinion in this fashion….but, this is how I feel. EB wrote 10 or 12 posts yesterday, and most were boring and uninteresting (Tim Allen. REALLY? Tim Allen? 2 posts on Britney….which would’ve been fine if they were well written or funny or had any unique angle at all). It just reeks of laziness and phoning it in.
EB’s “voice” has changed….gotten lazy….showing so little effort at all….If I go back and look over the last weeks / months, there are NUMERPOUS posts with “reasons” (I’m sick, I’m tired, I don’t feel like it, my nails are in the way) for her not wanting to do the job. AND. IT. SHOWS.
OK. That’s it. While I know it doesn’t appear that way, I’m not trying to attack EB, who when she is “on-ggame” is untoucable….I’m just calling it like I see it. Flame away.
I agree.
I used to love this site and im starting to hate it. Beet has totally and completely sold out. These “ads” are annoying, pointless, and do nothing more than show that EB is lazy, and money-hungry.
KELLY AND WENDIE SHOULD START THEIR OWN SITE.
you guys are ungrateful. then stop coming here if you hate it so goddamn much. is someone FORCING you to read this stuff every day? and whatever. This is Beet’s job. And she likes to help out her friends. Big fucking deal. Get over it or just get out.
” Twitter, Gay Marriage, Man-on-man Sex Scene Equality, Gitmo-shit-stirring, ”
ok, I seriously doubt she is getting money from twitter (they have none, as of now). she just likes twitter.
she cares about gay marriage and can write whatever she fucking wants about it. just how you have the right to come and be a little twat about it in the comments.
the man-on-man sex thing was posted in like every other blog. it involves a celebrity. that’s why we’re here. and it’s kind of messed up that simulated gay sex is a no-go, but we can watch movies with people fake raping little kids.
the gitmo post was funny, because it’s miss universe waxing poetic about a fucking war camp.
get over it. it’s just people doing their fucking jobs. I don’t come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth (god, I wish I could claim credit for that line)
why does caridee always have to look like such a come-hithering whore
and i too hate that this was posted
Um I don’t hate this post because I LOVE Caridee. Favorite ANTM winner ever, besides my latina homie Jaslene.
“And who doesn’t like to drink dinner, am I right ladies?! But the best part of this smoothie is that it’s guilt free!”
haha, wut?
Ick at pit stains.
how much did they pay you Evil Beets to post this dootie caca?
LAME.
CariDee Engrish, you look fuuuuucked UP.
Hey that’s me making a face in the background!
The show is pretty funny, and it’s not to be taken seriously. Read the caution at the end of the show!
~j
Oxygen Please “DO NOT” “DO NOT” RENEW THE CONTRACT FOR ANOTHER “Pretty not Wicked but Pretty Stupid SHOW. IT SUCKS! NO GOOD! OUT OF HERE! RATS! DUMP THE SHOW AND RUN FOR YOUR VIEWERS LIFE!
THE SHOW IS BOTCHED. THIS SHOW IS FOR WHITE GIRLS WHO CRY TO GET THEIR WAY. THE PSYCHOTHERAPHIST IS PSYCO- CRAZY! WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE GET HER LICENSE? AT THE FLEA MARKET?
WHY IN THE HELL A COMEDIAN IS ON THE JUDGE BOARD? HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING! WHAT? I DO NOT CARE WHO DAUGHTER THE TATOOED WOMEN IS AND HALF SISTER OF “HOW IN THE HELL” CAN SHE JUDGE ANYONE WITH THOSE UGLY TATS ON HER. SHE NEED TO BE ON THE SHOW AS A PARTICIPANT. I AM TV PERSON AND THIS SHOW DISAPPOINTED ME! AND I THINK THE BLACK GIRLS WERE TREATED HARSHLEY AND WERE OUT BEFORE IT GOT STARTED. ANNA SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THE SHOW BECAUSE SHE HAS NOT CHANGED IN ANYWAY BUT SHE STILL START AND TALK SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE. SHE SEEMED TO HAVE SAILED THROUGH BECAUSE SHE PROTECTED SARA C.
SARA C. IS A WHORE AND DID SAY THAT SHE WILL NOT GIVE UP HER SUGAR DADDY SO THAT TELLS ME SHE HAS NOT CHANGED 100% SO WHY IS SHE STILL ON THE SHOW? I GUESS IF YOU CRY LIKE WHITE GIRLS YOU WILL MAKE IT.
I FEEL BAD FOR THE BLACK GIRLS BECAUSE THAT IS CLEARLY NOT A SHOW FOR OTHER RACES AND THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE SHOW. I GUESS THE PRODUCERS HAD TO MAKE IT LOOK BALANCED BUT THE REAL DEAL IS IT THAT IT WAS A SET UP AND IT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR. lOOK WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO AMBER. THAT WAS REALLY MESSED UP! SHE WAS ASK TO LEAVE BASED ON LIES AND THEY ALL HAVE LIED THROUGH OUT THE SHOWS. THE LIE DETCTOR WAS A SET UP AS PART OF THE SHOW TO GET THE LAST BLACK GIRL OUT.
EVERYONE AT MY JOB TALKS ABOUT HOW THIS SHOW IS BOTCHED AND THE ALL HAVE LOST INTEREST BECAUSE OF THE HARSH MISTREATMENT. THIS SHOW IS NOT RIGHT PLEASE BRING ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF BAD GIRLS! OOPS! AND CARIDEE NEED TO GET A LIFE SHE IS JUST NOT A GOOD HOST.
AMBER IS FINALLY BEEN OUSTED AND I THING THE LIE DETECTOR QUESTIONS WERE SET UP TO MAKE AMBER LOOK BAD AT THE END “BOY” THEY WILL FIND ANY WAY TO GET RID OF THE LAST BLACK GIRL AND THEN TURN HER INTO THE BIGGEST LIAR AFTER ALL THE LIES SARA C TOLD. NONE OF THE LIES SARA C TOLD WERE ASKED TO SEE IF SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. THIS SHOW IS AN EMBARRASSMENT! PLEASE DO NOT DO ANOTHER STUPID SHOW AS PRETTY WICKED AGAIN!