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Is This Britney Spears’ Voice?

March 30, 2009
Wendie
Britney Spears
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I don’t know guys.  This voicemail is reportedly Our Lady Of Cheese Grits leaving a voicemail for an attorney that was assisting in having her dad’s conservatorship dissolved.  Do you think this is actually Brit?  Because I’ve never heard a sentence spoken by her that didn’t include the word “y’all,” I’m very unsure.  Thoughts?

Here’s the transcript, in case the audio, uh, disappears:

Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, you know, he’ll take my children away.  I just want to be guaranteed that
everything will be fine with the process of you guys taking care of
everything that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time.
That’s it, bye.

Like, I feel that if it was really Ms. Spears, it would sound more like this, all uttered to the backdrop of gum-chomping, of course:

Hi, y’all.  Muh name’s Brit and I called y’all earlier.  I’m calling agin ‘cuz I wanna make sure that when I ditch my daddy, he doesn’t take muh babies from me.  I just wanna know that it’ll all be okay and you guys will make sure that I git to see muh babies.  Y’all can reach me at Waffle House.  Uh, okay.  Bye, y’all

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  • Lol don’t we all kind of take the grammar up a notch when we talk to our lawyers/bosses/grandmothers?

    Unless your gram’s one of those looped-out-on-meds seniors. Then I’d say it’s all fair game as long as you have a lollipop in your hand.

  • I dunno… it sounds like her. That was pretty shitty of the the person who released that voicemail though.

    • I agree that it’s wrong that this was leaked. If it came from a law firm and if it is her, I hope that she fires them, or worse, makes them work for free!

  • Now, I’m not like a voice recognition expert and I’ve never talked to her in person, but that doesn’t really sound like her.

    It doesn’t sound like someone from the South. I’m not talking about accent, but the way the consonants and vowels are formed. That just doesn’t sound right.

    • Yeah, I am with you. I could believe it is her voice, but I can much more easily believe it is someone impersonating her.

      • I agree. The intonation seems off, sentence structure is very different than her usual acting grown up verbage…
        To me, it doesn’t sound the least bit like her. Bring on the voice experts….

      • See, I don’t know. At the very end, when she says the word “my” it kinda sounds country-ish (like we’re used to her sounding). Like maybe she was trying to sound more professional b/c of the nature of the call/message and at the end it kinda slipped. I think it could be her.
        It sounds almost like she’s leaving a message super quick and on the sly so as not to be heard. Isn’t her daddy always around her? Maybe she got a minute away and made the phone call?

  • Is that Stefano DiMera in the picture with her??

    If it is, than she’s got no worries. He’ll take care of daddy spears…put him in a cave after he erases his memory or, you know, change him into Michael Lohan or something like that…

    • LMAO!! Awesome! This doesn’t sound like Britney to me. She has more of a southern twang in her voice than that.

  • I lived in the south for a number of years and people can tone down the accent if they want to, especially if they need to be taken seriously. I think it’s her.

  • i don’t think it’s her.That “Y’all can reach me at Waffle House. Uh, okay. Bye, y’all” part.seems like poking fun.i don’t know.but if it is her, that messed up.

  • calling no, i just don’t think it sounds like her. but the message-leaver does say ‘mah father’ so maybe

  • I don’t think it’s her. It sounds kind of rehearsed (scripted?) and I really don’t think she’d leave a message. On the flip side, if it’s Britney and she did leave that message, I would sue that attorney’s a** for releasing that tape.

  • um… why would you leave that information on a voicemail? hello? that seems like an important issue that you would actually want to have a conversation about. Wouldn’t she just say, This is Britney Spears, call me back. And then THEY WOULD, because she would be paying them a billion dollars…..

  • It sounds like someone just doing a britney impersonation… like through out it sounded like it could go either way. There’s just something not right about the accent.

  • I really think that it’s her. I’m from the south and when you are being really serious/ trying to get a point across quickly your accent really goes away because you are talking so fast. I’m almost positive that it’s her.

  • Eh, I don’t this is Britney. It’s all a little too coherent, no mention of her pussy hanging out.

  • I must be a sad person, cuz all I can think about is “if” this is true, then the sooner she gets rid of the conservatorship, the sooner she can get back to the craziness and disappear…for good.

  • the week days on EB are starting to suck so bad. please update. i cant procrastinate properly.

  • That is definately her. Everyone changes their voice when they are talking to someone who holds authority over them. Its weird how she is whispering like her dad is in the next room!!!

  • The English is so bad! She is trying sooooooooo hard, and used “process” wrongly the second time, LOL! The sentences are NOT cohesive actually, it shows grammatical mistakes to those of us who speak GOOD English, it’s about the level of Brit’s English, when she tries hard to sound a little more educated than she really is, but to English professors like myself, we can see mistakes a mile away! LOL!