I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies called? Are they mini-Massengills? Demi-douches? Douchettes? Victims? Do you feed them with a douche bottle? And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?
In Touch just needs to shut the fuck up and not even write these stories if they aren’t going to get the answers to the most obvious of questions that every reader must be asking themselves. I really consider them to be the most irresponsible of journalists today.
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
“She’s my Angel Princess”….are you KIDDING ME?!
hah, I was just about to comment on that.
It’s so sickening it almost sounds fake, than again, he is pretty fake so it might be legit.
What the fuck? BARF. Keep your retarded pet names to yourself, Doug.
then again.. not than again.
sorry.
Pffft. Define a “serious” relationship for her. She has how many a year?
Doug really likes digging in his junk pouch in public so pretending to do the sex to Paris gives him the right to scratch his nuts with out having to really apologize for it. People just assume he is comforting his lonely dick scabs that Paris gave him and then they dont bother him about doing the knuckle shuffle on his piss pump at the dinner table.
“And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?”
Bahahahahahahaha!
BARRRRRRRRRF. I hate that Paris would even consider bringing children into this world. She would probably treat them like accessories.
can we just go ahead and call child protection now?
Wow, is she really 28? I guess I’ve been losing track of time. Ech, she’s almost 30 and still acting like a skank?
Well if there is one thing that Paris has tried to do in the last 5 years… is get married. She is getting up their in age to still behaving so badly. She is too old to still be dancing on table tops in Vegas thinking she is the hottest girl in the club.
Time to get married… and try to at least act interested in something. Anything besides her image in the nearest mirror.
These two reality skank do nothing talentless whores deserve each other.
I just wish the media would start ignoring them. I’m hoping that the only good that may come from our tanked economy is the fact that the public will lose interest in all these famous for nothing type people and get back to the real world. You know–the one where you have to work and earn your way for success, and where “Stars” actually have talent and deserve their paychecks by entertaining us.
The days when you get on a stupid reality show and manage to scrape out a career from that by then labeling yourself a “celebrity” need to be OVER.
i love how she couldn’t get past madden’s tattoos and piercings because he wasn’t clean cut… cause a damn sex tape is soooo much better paris. tool.
I thought the exact same thing.
When two douches have kids, they are called Sean Preston and Jayden James.
LOL
Why does no one ever say “They’re madly in love!” no it’s always “Crazy about her”
DO NOT MAKE BABIES YOU FUCKING MORONS.
seriously? Doug looks more in love with the camera than with Paris – i know shocking development there!
I know… it reminds me of the Paris sex tape, did you ever see it? Talk about fighting for camera time, pushing each other out the way and always trying to face the front. Hilarious!
Yeah….what a media whore in EVERY repect. Paris “Uber Skank” Hilton face fucking a guy in night vision for all the world to see, but Benji wouldn’t have made a good daddy because “Paris wants her kids to have a clean-cut father”.
The whole thing makes me want to puke!
These 2 should be sterilised….we need to chlorinate the gene pool…stat!!!
When will this Doug guy’s 15 minutes be up? He’s just using her to try to get famous off of nothing. I’m sure Paris can teach him a thing or two on that.
does this doug guy have any relation to casey reinhardt (from laguna beach)? same name… similar shows. both douchey.
DOUCHE BAGS?!
Wendie, you have officially and finally won me over.
So simple… and yet you pulled it off brilliantly. Kudos.
Yeah- I chocked on my Gin and Tonic at douche bags.
Didn’t even see it coming Wendie- you got me!
They always look like they are ready for their closeups, Mr. DeMille. Two models working a reality show together who always know where the light is. I wonder if he had to take posing lessons too, or if he’s a natural? She got cast first and then he had to audition by giving her presents to get the role. I wonder if they even bother to touch each other in private? But when she dumps him, keeping the engagement ring of course, what more famous female ship can he jump to?
i just want Paris to stop wearing those exceedingly annoying headbands. Those are for infants. I’m not going to even touch the stupid spoiled-girl dress.
“I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” LMFAO!
WOW. I don’t know how to react. Should I be annoyed or feel sorry? Both are bunch of fuckers. Let’s hope they’re over before he bones her with ay future plans.